Containment Random Chris Updates

Mariposa Electrique said:
Of course he does. I told all these niggers to stop pretending that titty skittles have robbed Chris of erections. He's disgusting.
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Yeah I remember many people suspecting he doesn't get horny anymore, seeing as that is BS it doesn't surprise me.

Also is there even any proof he is still taking titty skittles? I mean I could easily see him thinking that taking them is some temporary thing or that he is too lazy to keep up the routine. This is the same guy who thinks he cured his autism, is this too crazy to think? I feel like he even looks more masculine than he did compared to the last few years, in the Barnes and Noble photo he reminded me a lot how he looked in his mugshot.
 
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Maybe Chris thinks he's cured his 'maleness' like how he cured his 'autism'. Also was interesting to read he hasn't gone under the knife and got his bent duck lopped off because there are no surgeons in his imminent area and not because he's afraid of the surgery.

If he did man up the courage to go out of state, or Chris Chan forbid go out of the country to get the op done, we'd likely end up with another horrow show am hole.
 
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Meat Pickle said:
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For this draw, the conventional equivalent is The Sun. It represents innocence, happiness, revelation, and vitality. Reversed, it represents excess pride, narcissism, and inaction (seeing a pattern?). Also Osho is named after the Indian guru Rajneesh, aka that guy who founded a cult, tried to take over an Oregon town through assassination and committing the largest bioterrorism attack in American history.

Also Chris is in Chapter 8 of the Warhol book and for that he has the need to post a textwall.
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Schizochu saga
 
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I also doubt he's seeing an actual endocrinologist. An informed consent clinic yes, but an endo would probably make him stop taking estrogens until he lost weight and got his BP under control.
Also, I can't believe he mentioned Kickstarter for the duck chop. Come on guise, let's give Chris money, so he can go to some Thai butcher and get an immediate infection or have his intestines leak through his am hole hole. Chris will have to go to NY, Oregon, or CA to get a duck chop, but I wager he'll be dined not because he's mentally retarded or unstable but because he's too fucking fat.
 
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Regarding The Warhol/Chris book: I think Chris may be doing an audiobook in the future. It is another way of getting his ego out there. How long would it take while he's recording a chapter and gets distracted by his mental block, pizza calls and Barb? Can Chris go long reading an actual sentence with out breaking out in his merge nonsense?
 
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That twitter rant made me absolutely ill. Chris is just beyond delusional - he couldn't cure a fucking colon blockage, let alone a mental one.
Call me retarded and late, but I've always thought the whole troon BS was just that, and I honestly still believe that if an actual, real-life, not-online woman showed(faked) enough interest in him to where he thought he was actually going to get some, and she suddenly expressed that she only liked men - in men's clothes, he'd drop the whole act like a scalding potato. I mean ffs, anytime he comments on/gets a comment from someone that even seems like they might be female, he fucking hits on them.
 
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Honestly the fact that Chris may be legitimately bisexual and is willing to openly discuss a desire for cock does not surprise me. The Jenkins Jinkies incident was always a red flag, and Chris also claimed to be bisexual in order to justify the polyamorous relationships with magichan and mewtwo.

People have claimed that was only because of influence from the idea guys, but Chris has never really backed away from being psychically connected with magichan or being bisexual since. There is also this as well
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Chef Kef said:
Honestly the fact that Chris may be legitimately bisexual and is willing to openly discuss a desire for cock does not surprise me. The Jenkins Jinkies incident was always a red flag, and Chris also claimed to be bisexual in order to justify the polyamorous relationships with magichan and mewtwo.

People have claimed that was only because of influence from the idea guys, but Chris has never really backed away from being psychically connected with magichan or being bisexual since. There is also this as well
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It's all in his head. His bisexual identity only started after the Idea Guys had brainwashed him. The poly marriage wasn't his idea - the IGs pretended to be Magi-Chan and told Chris that he's in a relationship with Magi-Chan, so therefore he's bi. Chris just believes it because it's easier than the reality that he's failed at getting into an actual relationship.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Regarding The Warhol/Chris book: I think Chris may be doing an audiobook in the future.
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I prefer Geno Samuel to do the recording.
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Innocence Card
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You picked the card for its word
It's meaningless like your hoard
Meat Pickle said:
Also Chris is in Chapter 8 of the Warhol book and for that he has the need to post a textwall.
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Men: from feared, to hate, then love. The third one however, doesn't actually happen. The male figure he's attracted to is a Sonic fan made character (and Mewtwo is technically genderless, he doesn't count).
Unless he stalks an attractive male twitter user, his bisexuality is bullshit.
As for autism, there are those who have one and yet succeeded in life. I agree with Chris that autism is a mental quirk, it has ups and downs, but it doesn't give them super powers or magic. You can say the delusions are a product of "magic".
 
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Tikbalang said:
Unless he stalks an attractive male twitter user, his bisexuality is bullshit.
As for autism, there are those who have one and yet succeeded in life. I agree with Chris that autism is a mental quirk, it has ups and downs, but it doesn't give them super powers or magic. You can say the delusions are a product of "magic".
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The only other time I could think of him doing something openly gay for another man was when he randomly kissed that dude at a con and had an autistic meltdown but I don't think he actually had any sort of actual feelings for him, I'm pretty sure he was trying to be "uwu so kawaii" because he thinks this is what all girls do and he views himself as some beautiful goddess that could be a super model if he wanted to.
 
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Tikbalang said:
I prefer Geno Samuel to do the recording.

You picked the card for its word
It's meaningless like your hoard

Men: from feared, to hate, then love. The third one however, doesn't actually happen. The male figure he's attracted to is a Sonic fan made character (and Mewtwo is technically genderless, he doesn't count).
Unless he stalks an attractive male twitter user, his bisexuality is bullshit.
As for autism, there are those who have one and yet succeeded in life. I agree with Chris that autism is a mental quirk, it has ups and downs, but it doesn't give them super powers or magic. You can say the delusions are a product of "magic".
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I always assumed the only ‘men’ Chris would be into would be feminine pre surgery/hormones FtM’s but maybe Chris is bi, it’d be interesting to hear from him examples of guys he finds attractive.
 
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Are we going to be subjected to enlightened with these daily cards only until he comes to the end of the deck? What's going to come after that last card? How will I make it through the day without my generic, inaccurate, phony tarot guidance?

Side note - I fucking hate those cards. It's like the artist that did them was a mid-western high schooler given two directions - that they look "mystical" and "asian".
 
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