Actually I’d love to see Chris try to convert to Scientology and here’s why.
I know a former Scientologist and yes someone who converted to it, and he was an aspiring musician who did so for “business reasons” (he’s from SoCal where the Church has a lot of influence) What he basically told me is they got him to tell them all his secrets, pretty much every bad thing he ever did and tell them all about his family, upbringing, etc. They then proceeded to blackmail him unless he would attend more sessions which cost money or work off his sessions as you said. He did manage to get a few gigs though. Paid off most of what he owed and moved away, changed his name, and is now a Roman Catholic. He does still get harassed from time to time but he can usually roll with it. I think the worst was when they published something about in their periodical only they read.
That said, I would love for someone doing an Audit to hear Chris’ life story about the trolls, and the Dimensional Merge, and for him to incorporate L. Ron Hubbard into C-197 as an Anthropomorphic Hedgehog and just see their reaction. They could say whatever the fuck they wanted about him afterward and it wouldn’t phase him even slightly. He’d just dismiss them as trolls and haters and post a long rambling chain of tweets about how he foresaw this happening. If they sued him what do they get exactly? A bunch of legos and water stained clothes? A house that’s falling apart infested with dying animals? If they defame him and some lawyer with a hateboner for Scientology (trust me they do exist) takes his case he actually comes out ahead. To me this would be funny.
I'll do anything! Even Butt Stuff!
