Containment Random Chris Updates

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

So he's demanding the Cwcki to do what he demands again...?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

So he's demanding the Cwcki to do what he demands again...?

remember: he thinks he has millions of fans and that he's a psychic uber-goddess pony.
he's also the most entitled 40 year old child online.

 

[Shabobus]

Chris tells CWCki editors to update an article about the Christian and the Hedgehog Boys theme song.

It's funny that Chris has to reference the CWCki to remember stuff he created himself. I wonder how little of his own life Chris really remembers.

 

[Tikbalang]

It's funny that Chris has to reference the CWCki to remember stuff he created himself. I wonder how little of his own life Chris really remembers.

When it's crappy and mundane, he'll add magichan or avatar state to it.
Yes, for I hath witnessed my dear Christine as a child, hogtied like a pig and squealed like a retard.
When I was about to lose in Pokeman TCG, my eyes turned white and was about to punch the kid half my age. While at it, my mind was in a conference room with my past lives from Inbred Royals to Rednecks, they told to stop what I'm doing. By the time I went back to reality, the kid's nose was bleeding and the jew told me to get the fuck out.

 

[A Grey Cat]

In short: Art should be censored and it things happen in alternate dimensions.

Meanwhile I've seen instances where he says "That didn't happened" when someones makes fanfics and artwork that's about him and sonichu.
Since Chris is out of topic from the original tweet, which is about rule34 art, I was hoping he's going to explain why it exist from old to young, biological to robotic, human to animal, femboys to futas.
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It can never be a simple response like "artists should be allowed to draw what they wish even if it's something naughty. He has HAS to say "it also means the characters are making porn in dimension c-197 too (which becomes even more disturbing considering there exists porn of underaged characters and there's nothing stopping anyone from making it so long as they don't resemble any real living people) And of course just like when he decried "abstinence is a joke." Thinking it was the reason he never got laid when he was still somewhat doable in high school. He also has to say "shame is outdated and moot."
You know the real reason he s aid that? It's becuase alll his life, he's had no conept of shame. This is the man who humped a blow up doll while shouting ,ran around his bedroom naked, and jerked off while singing smashmouth on camera and not once did he think "hey maybe i shouldn't film this then send it to some randos on the internet i dont even know."

 

[Tikbalang]

Which becomes even more disturbing considering there exists porn of underaged characters and there's nothing stopping anyone from making it so long as they don't resemble any real living people.

If the age of consent law exists in CWCville, such materials should be a concern for Chris.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If the age of consent law exists in CWCville, such materials should be a concern for Chris.

we had that one implication from the issue that introduced zapina that they do, the so called "dumb laws." Rosechu said would keep zapina from stripping naked on camera.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

My god, no. Chris has Jesus out here looking like Sholonda Dikes from American Dad. Last supper, it looks like these characters are on their last chromosomes. Look at those feet. Sorry, Chris, but Jesus didn't have an asymmetrical face, advanced heart failure, and a webbed neck.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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My god, no. Chris has Jesus out here looking like Sholonda Dice from American dad. Last supper, it looks like these characters are on their lass chromosomes. Look at those feet. Sorry, Chris, but Jesus didn't have an asymetical face, advanced heart failure, and a webbed neck.

You remember that Spanish grandma who tried to restore a Jesus painting and made him look like a 'tarded monkey? Because this has got that kind of energy alllllllll over it.



I'm also going to go ahead and assume that Chris thinks his "hand-drawn artery" is much better than Leonardo's painstaking work, and that he deserves a spot in the Louvre next to the Mona Lisa.

 

[Jewthulhu]

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My god, no. Chris has Jesus out here looking like Sholonda Dice from American dad. Last supper, it looks like these characters are on their lass chromosomes. Look at those feet. Sorry, Chris, but Jesus didn't have an asymetical face, advanced heart failure, and a webbed neck.

Judas is a niggo lmao

 

[Tikbalang]

The last supper replica

He treats his signature like a watermark. I know most artwork signatures are in corners, but for Chris it's always large and near the center that he might think it's a key feature.

 

[Crinoids]

He treats his signature like a watermark. I know most artwork signatures are in corners, but for Chris it's always large and near the center that he might think it's a key feature.

He wouldn't be wrong would he? People are only paying for this because Chris made it and not because of valuable artistic merit.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Sorry, Chris, but Jesus didn't have an asymmetrical face, advanced heart failure, and a webbed neck.

I'm also pretty sure He wasn't a drag queen.

 

[sweetstone]

He treats his signature like a watermark. I know most artwork signatures are in corners, but for Chris it's always large and near the center that he might think it's a key feature.

I like how Chris still dates his art like it's grade school.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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My god, no. Chris has Jesus out here looking like Sholonda Dikes from American Dad. Last supper, it looks like these characters are on their lass chromosomes. Look at those feet. Sorry, Chris, but Jesus didn't have an asymmetrical face, advanced heart failure, and a webbed neck.

Jesus looks more bored and disgruntled then anything else. He needs to visit Yawning Squirtle for a fat blunt.

Leonardo DaVinci must be spinning in his tomb at near-relativistic speed.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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Ok, that's funny

 

[Null]

Chris really took The Last Supper as a challenge and dedicated a whole day to it. I mentioned that the offer was a 1 character drawing, not a full recreation of classic art, but wanted to do it anyways.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Chris' take on Renaissance art is unironically some of his best work. I'd love to see him do Caravaggio next.
...He's already got the criminal background!

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris really took The Last Supper as a challenge and dedicated a whole day to it. I mentioned that the offer was a 1 character drawing, not a full recreation of classic art, but wanted to do it anyways.

Maybe it is a one character: The twelve-headed jewish hydra.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I'm kinda surprised that he didn't claim that it was good as the original, or that it was better because he made it. Considering his behavior, I'd expect chris to put his OC in Jesus's seat.