Containment Random Chris Updates

Definitely glad to see you’re still at it.

Chris writing/doing art/voice acting for low sanity might actually be pretty entertaining. Sorry for the misunderstanding on my end but the context you’re framing it in wasn’t given, it was just “He’s a writer for it now”.
Thanks, honestly I'm surprised myself that I'm still working on this. I've almost dropped the game several times over the years.

Np, the offer was left vague enough to see if Chris would even entertain the idea of working on the game.
 
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Christian has officially changed the name of his make believe band to ‘Christian and the Hedgehog Zaps’.

In other news, he’s also in the process of drawing a piece with him and the band performing at the Royal Albert Hall. Random place.
 
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Christian has officially changed the name of his make believe band to ‘Christian and the Hedgehog Zaps’.

In other news, he’s also in the process of drawing a piece with him and the band performing at the Royal Albert Hall. Random place.
Chris why not actually sing your amazing music here on YouTube and your Hedgehog friends will be there playing? Besides, if people can’t hear it they’re just not in tune or something right? But be sure to sing over the music track too, just so us normies have some idea of what’s being played.
 
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My god, no. Chris has Jesus out here looking like Sholonda Dikes from American Dad. Last supper, it looks like these characters are on their lass chromosomes. Look at those feet. Sorry, Chris, but Jesus didn't have an asymmetrical face, advanced heart failure, and a webbed neck.
I think there's an unironic metamodern value towards art made by Chris Chan. That looks like something I would pay money to hang on my wall.
On a side note is Chris Chan now a religious person like how he was back in the 2000s? I remember Chris Chan being a God is allways on my mind type Christian theist back in the day.
 
Whatever he tweets, he doesn't do it.
Strengthen endurance and skill? Nope.
Disconnect toxic vibing individuals (Barb and Praetor)? Nope.
Convince skeptics that he has a rainbow body odor that visible to the eyes? Nope.
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Chris uses these words to sound smart. He hasn't a clue what he's going on about half the time.
 
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Christian has officially changed the name of his make believe band to ‘Christian and the Hedgehog Zaps’.

In other news, he’s also in the process of drawing a piece with him and the band performing at the Royal Albert Hall. Random place.
Not 'Hedgehog Gal (pals)' or 'girls' or 'Zapettes'? (come on, Chris).
Looks like Clayface. You can see that 5 o' clock shadow.
Whatever he tweets, he doesn't do it.
Strengthen endurance and skill? Nope.
Disconnect toxic vibing individuals (Barb and Praetor)? Nope.
Convince skeptics that he has a rainbow body odor that visible to the eyes? Nope.
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So Chris' answer to disconnect toxic people and heal his trauma is by manifesting his tangible superpowers (which he is still on training mode).
Rate me MOTI, but sometimes I wish someone would slap Chris across his fat face and say "I bet you didn't foresee that coming."
 
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Chris has since been invited onto the project as a script writer/artist.
"Hmm... m'yeah, it could be more accurate in detail."

God, it always cracks me up seeing Chris critique others work. One moment he's complaining about sprite work that has to factor in size limitations and restrictions, the next he's spending a few hours tracing tracing historical paintings in his trademark Crayola, with proportions so warped you'd swear they came out of a Cronenberg film while expecting it to be hailed as a masterpiece.
 
"Hmm... m'yeah, it could be more accurate in detail."

God, it always cracks me up seeing Chris critique others work. One moment he's complaining about sprite work that has to factor in size limitations and restrictions, the next he's spending a few hours tracing tracing historical paintings in his trademark Crayola, with proportions so warped you'd swear they came out of a Cronenberg film while expecting it to be hailed as a masterpiece.
Sometimes I think it's good that Chris didn't work for an animation/gaming studio. Like Wendy's, he'd get into constant arguments with his manager/supervisor. He would also go so far as to do a curse-ye-hame-ha and get escorted off the premises by security (jerkops).
 
Sometimes I think it's good that Chris didn't work for an animation/gaming studio. Like Wendy's, he'd get into constant arguments with his manager/supervisor. He would also go so far as to do a curse-ye-hame-ha and get escorted off the premises by security (jerkops).
Also since animations have deadlines, he'd miss them all easily or yell "I'M WORKING ON IT!"
 
Whatever he tweets, he doesn't do it.
Strengthen endurance and skill? Nope.
Disconnect toxic vibing individuals (Barb and Praetor)? Nope.
Convince skeptics that he has a rainbow body odor that visible to the eyes? Nope.
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So I'm hoping here that, when the merge happens, I'm going to be transported to a dimension where Hastur or Nyarlathotep are ruling. If it's to get away from Chris and his copyright infringing abominations, I'll welcome any other hell.
Damn, I'll take Nurgle over Chris as my god any day.
 
Whatever he tweets, he doesn't do it.
Strengthen endurance and skill? Nope.
Disconnect toxic vibing individuals (Barb and Praetor)? Nope.
Convince skeptics that he has a rainbow body odor that visible to the eyes? Nope.
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I wish that every time he goes on about being "overpowered", some 6-year-old would run into frame, kick him in the balls, and then run away giggling while Chris impotently collapses to the ground.
 
I wish that every time he goes on about being "overpowered", some 6-year-old would run into frame, kick him in the balls, and then run away giggling while Chris impotently collapses to the ground.
And by the time da merge is comes, I shall zap this child.
It's just a wishful thinking, like religious people who imagines that they're in heaven, looking down at those who suffer in hell.
 
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