Containment Random Chris Updates

[Chrus Chundlur]

After watching the mugshot and the arrest again and having slept on it, I wonder if his behavior wasn't actually confidence but relief. He had sex. He was extremely enjoying the fucked up part of the whole affair according to his giddy messages to Null. He's in jail ? Whatever, he was already locked inside his own house anyway. Maybe in his mind, he's now free from the hoard, the responsabilities, the debts, the post-Barb era, the feral dogs, the HATERS on Twitter questionning his bullshit. He's even free from his own bullshit. He's safe, sealed away in a clean healthy space, monitored by peoples, fed, and free to dream about his delusions. Rate me optimautistic.

Nah, he thought he'd get the usual slap on the wrist and be sent home after a day or two in jail, like when the macing incident.

But he is in a cell, bored out of his mind without his toys, vidya, cartoons, his hugbox of Twitter and Discord sycophants or any other of the loud stimuli he surrounds himself with 24/7. He may even be having sugar withdrawal symptons because of not being able to gobble gallons of godawful energy drinks.

99% he's going bananas or about to. Wish I could be a fly in the wall and see him lose his shit.

 

[Lancelout]

Nah, he thought he'd get the usual slap on the wrist and be sent home after a day or two in jail, like when the macing incident.

But he is in a cell, bored out of his mind without his toys, vidya, cartoons, his hugbox of Twitter and Discord sycophants or any other of the loud stimuli he surrounds himself with 24/7. He may even be having sugar withdrawal symptons because of not being able to gobble gallons of godawful energy drinks.

99% he's going bananas or about to. Wish I could be a fly in the wall and see him lose his shit.

sugar withdrawal is no joke. I was miserable for better part of a week when i stopped drinking soda.

 

[Paige Matheson]

Would it already be suspended ? He technically hasnt been convicted of any crime. He is simply at a regional lockup. Id wonder if they would even know anything yet

You can receive SSDI benefits until you have been convicted of a criminal offense and spent 30 days in jail or prison. This means that your payments will stop on the 31st day you are incarcerated after a conviction, no matter what day of the month you were arrested.

I think the above is correct.
I had to look it up.
I had a family member who kept getting DUIs and he was on SSDI.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Nah, he thought he'd get the usual slap on the wrist and sent home, maybe after a day or two on jail, like when the macing incident.

But he is in a cell, bored out of his mind without his toys, vidya, cartoons, his hugbox of Twitter and Discord sycophants or any other of the loud stimuli he surrounds himself with 24/7. He may even be having sugar withdrawal symptons because of not being able to gobble gallons of godawful energy drinks.

99% he's going bananas or about to. Wish I could be a fly in the wall and see him lose his shit.

If he knew he was going to get another slap on the wrist because of his 'tism, I'd say Chris is a sociopath, but not smart enough.

This is the type of punishment Chris should have received in his childhood (however I assume if he ever did get punishment like standing in the corner, then he'd go back to being a mute, and Bob didn't want to risk that). Hell, even in his 20s, when Chris was asking Santa Claus for a boyfriend-free girl and starting to get into his antics, Bob should have punished him like that; if he was going to act like a kid, then he's going to get treated like one. I'm guessing Chris is slowly learning there are consequences. This is the first time that he's really taken out of his comfort level. I can't imagine OPL 'functioning ' without the stuff he uses every day like toys, vidya and even drawing.

I guess the important question is will he learn from it?

 

[Pimpleking55]

If i may ask, what makes Chris so special and/or different from other lolcows?. Recently the whole board is flooded with threads about him and to be honest i don't understand why. He isn't that interesting, he is just a boring delusional autist who got famous recently by fucking his mother.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If he knew he was going to get another slap on the wrist because of his 'tism, I'd say Chris is a sociopath, but not smart enough.

This is the type of punishment Chris should have received in his childhood (however I assume if he ever did get punishment like standing in the corner, then he'd go back to being a mute, and Bob didn't want to risk that). Hell, even in his 20s, when Chris was asking Santa Claus for a boyfriend-free girl and starting to get into his antics, Bob should have punished him like that; if he was going to act like a kid, then he's going to get treated like one. I'm guessing Chris is slowly learning there are consequences. This is the first time that he's really taken out of his comfort level. I can't imagine OPL 'functioning ' without the stuff he uses every day like toys, vidya and even drawing.

I guess the important question is will he learn from it?

Chris is like a particularly stupid, inbred dog, he can learn not to piss on the rug just out of fear of punishment, but he'll never understand why he is not allowed to or why it is bad.

Plus, he'd piss the everloving fuck out of the rug the very second he thought he wouldn't be caught.

 

[MasterDisaster]

If i may ask, what makes Chris so special and/or different from other lolcows?. Recently the whole board is flooded with threads about him and to be honest i don't understand why. He isn't that interesting, he is just a boring delusional autist who got famous recently by fucking his mother.

You're joking, right? This forum exists because of him.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

His tard bucks will be suspended while he is behind bars but unless it's a year or over they don't get revoked. If he does get out and reapplies, the factual evidence in his current claim is still evidence, so he will likely still be considered to be disabled. And then there's the new evidence that he is literally so insane he fucked his mom.

I know. I mean he’s not going to have any income while in prison and will have to send in paperwork for it to restart.
He’s not going to lose it, just no money for snacks in prison.

 

[shubniggurath]

If i may ask, what makes Chris so special and/or different from other lolcows?. Recently the whole board is flooded with threads about him and to be honest i don't understand why. He isn't that interesting, he is just a boring delusional autist who got famous recently by fucking his mother.

hes like henry darger but we got to see the art being made rather than after he died.
we witnessed outsider art in its greatest form in real time
and thats just his sonichu stuff the actual creature its self is like something from irish folklore.

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Point of good behavior in asylum are that patients Willingly let go of their delusions, autistic or not. Chris can't even differentiate fantasy and reality.

Thing is though I don't think Chris is clinically insane, but 15 years of exposure to the internet, the trolls, the weens and every manner of online toxicity will fuck anyone up. The best thing for Chris right now is to keep him the fuck away from the internet. Without the internet, there won't be anyone to enable/reinforce his behaviour and delusions. Nobody is going to tolerate his bullshit in the ward. A few years of living in a padded cell and psychotherapy will give him a reality check. If he ever makes it out it won't be the same Chris we know now.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

He was in good spirits during his arrest, but he also seems to think the merge is going to save him, or otherwise be bailed out somehow. I don't think the reality of the situation has hit him yet.


Someone's going to have to make the ultimate sacrifice: troon out and commit some felonies so they can get locked in with chris and provide updates. JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Doesn't surprise me. Chris has never really lived in a world where his actions have had negative reprecussions outside of a few small instances. He also seems to have convinced himself that mother/son relationships are fine, as stated in the telephone interview and his not so subtle email to Null, that he doesn't consider labels anymore. (Progressive think tank material.)

That or one of his A-Logs will get a job there, keep Chris in his own personal hell and spill the beans on the farms.

Not to indicate wish fulfillment, but how funny would it be if Chris got a visit in jail from a man in a pickle suit!

Thing is though I don't think Chris is clinically insane, but 15 years of exposure to the internet, the trolls, the weens and every manner of online toxicity will fuck anyone up. The best thing for Chris right now is to keep him the fuck away from the internet. Without the internet, there won't be anyone to enable/reinforce his behaviour and delusions. Nobody is going to tolerate his bullshit in the ward. A few years of living in a padded cell and psychotherapy will give him a reality check. If he ever makes it out it won't be the same Chris we know now.

Chris is not insane. He's shown on many occasions to have moments of self realisation that show cognitive stability. However considering the ultimately unfulfilling lonely existence that he has led up to his point, his realms of fantasy are realistically his only real escape from a life of little achievement in any area of his life.

As time has gone on, he's only deepened into the fantasy to escape this day to day reality. This is why the next couple of months and years are going to be interesting because Chris will not be able to escape reality being forced on him and having to cope with it.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Does Chris have any pets still living?
If so, who is caring for them if his mom is in the hospital or wherever and he’s in jail?
Sorry if this has been asked and answered, there is so much going on I didn’t know where to ask or look.

Reddit said the pets are safe and cared for. Will edit to link when I go on lunch.

ETA: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanS...urce=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

 

[Czechem Republic]

A few years of living in a padded cell and psychotherapy will give him a reality check. If he ever makes it out it won't be the same Chris we know now.

This is me going full , but wouldn't it be something if he actually gets broken of his delusions and turns into a relatively normal person again? I can imagine him posting here a few years in the future, talking about what a 'tard he used to be, laughing at the early chapters of his internet life.

Unlikely, but it would be nice.

 

[MasterDisaster]

This is me going full , but wouldn't it be something if he actually gets broken of his delusions and turns into a relatively normal person again? I can imagine him posting here a few years in the future, talking about what a 'tard he used to be, laughing at the early chapters of his internet life.

Unlikely, but it would be nice.

It's not that optimistic, really. Chris has been saturating in social media for years and being around people that encourage his bullshit doesn't help. Being separated from the internet, video games and social media could actually put him through a detox in a sense. They actually have places where people can go to disconnect fully from technology and they basically go through detox phases.

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

This is me going full , but wouldn't it be something if he actually gets broken of his delusions and turns into a relatively normal person again? I can imagine him posting here a few years in the future, talking about what a 'tard he used to be, laughing at the early chapters of his internet life.

Unlikely, but it would be nice.

Yeah that's very optimistic. Assuming Chris recovers, he'd probably find himself in front of a judge again, so he might very well trade one cell for another. And assuming he ever made it back online, I don't think too many people here would give him the time of day.

 

[zerosumgme748]

You can receive SSDI benefits until you have been convicted of a criminal offense and spent 30 days in jail or prison. This means that your payments will stop on the 31st day you are incarcerated after a conviction, no matter what day of the month you were arrested.

I think the above is correct.
I had to look it up.
I had a family member who kept getting DUIs and he was on SSDI.

Maybe he ought to hold on to this month's SSDI for his commissary cause he is gonna need it. Imagine someone in prison or the asylum calling him a mother fucker not knowing that this is not an insult but fact. But knowing the batshit crazy that is Chris he would probably say it was a beautiful thing with his sweetheart and boyfriend-free girlfriend. I hope they throw the book at him.

 

[Kuruminha]

Spoiler: Professional "Journalism"

 

[zerosumgme748]

Yeah that's very optimistic. Assuming Chris recovers, he'd probably find himself in front of a judge again, so he might very well trade one cell for another. And assuming he ever made it back online, I don't think too many people here would give him the time of day.

Ain't no fix for Chris I think he is a lost cause.

Spoiler: Professional "Journalism"

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This is total BS people are responsible for their own actions. I am sick of the press blaming places like the farms for the individual's actions.

 

[Hypnagogia]

This is me going full , but wouldn't it be something if he actually gets broken of his delusions and turns into a relatively normal person again? I can imagine him posting here a few years in the future, talking about what a 'tard he used to be, laughing at the early chapters of his internet life.

Unlikely, but it would be nice.

My worry is that he doesn't let go of his delusions and decides to an hero to join his children. He's already of the belief that once you die you are reincarnated in the other dimension a la Bob and Clover/Snoopy

 

[Morally Reprehensive]

Do you think Sonic Boom will pull their episodes referencing Chris? I know they tried to claim that the Misery parody episode with the obsessive fan wasn't an outright parody of Chris (when it clearly was) but the jab at Sonic's arms seems a little too on the nose. They've poked fun at Chris and Sonichu publicly a handful of times but I would assume after this they'd want to wash their hands of him completely after this. I wouldn't be surprised if those episodes were silently pulled from streaming.