Containment Random Chris Updates

[shubniggurath]

Do you think Sonic Boom will pull their episodes referencing Chris? I know they tried to claim that the Misery parody episode with the obsessive fan wasn't an outright parody of Chris (when it clearly was) but the jab at Sonic's arms seems a little too on the nose. They've poked fun at Chris and Sonichu publicly a handful of times but I would assume after this they'd want to wash their hands of him completely after this. I wouldn't be surprised if those episodes were silently pulled from streaming.

i dont think so, i doubt kids are gonna be aware of the reference and if there is backlash the studio will just say its not chris and its a coincidence .

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

This is me going full , but wouldn't it be something if he actually gets broken of his delusions and turns into a relatively normal person again? I can imagine him posting here a few years in the future, talking about what a 'tard he used to be, laughing at the early chapters of his internet life.

Unlikely, but it would be nice.

Regardless of whether or not Christian recovers some lucidity, he’s still his mother’s rapist. That’s not something that will be chuckled and shrugged off so easily.

 

[Lancelout]

Regardless of whether or not Christian recovers some lucidity, he’s still his mother’s rapist. That’s not something that will be chuckled and shrugged off so easily.

Judge lancelout finds chris guilty, of being based and incest pilled .

Court awards chris chan damages of 40 000 to be paid by barb for being such a cock tease.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

My worry is that he doesn't let go of his delusions and decides to an hero to join his children. He's already of the belief that once you die you are reincarnated in the other dimension a la Bob and Clover/Snoopy

Chris is too much of a coward to end his life.

 

[Deadinsidechu]

Not sure how true this is

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

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Not sure how true this is

Even if this is fake, it’s still likely to be what’s really happening.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

This is total BS people are responsible for their own actions. I am sick of the press blaming places like the farms for the individual's actions.

Insider's a known clickbait farm run by a fraudster.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Nah, he thought he'd get the usual slap on the wrist and be sent home after a day or two in jail, like when the macing incident.

But he is in a cell, bored out of his mind without his toys, vidya, cartoons, his hugbox of Twitter and Discord sycophants or any other of the loud stimuli he surrounds himself with 24/7. He may even be having sugar withdrawal symptons because of not being able to gobble gallons of godawful energy drinks.

99% he's going bananas or about to. Wish I could be a fly in the wall and see him lose his shit.

It was a screencap from @10anon, the original incest tape leaker. Might have been forged I don't know. I hope it was.

 

[ImFuckingBored]

This is total BS people are responsible for their own actions. I am sick of the press blaming places like the farms for the individua

Insider's a known clickbait farm run by a fraudster.

People need to take responsibility for themselves. If I tell someone they're too stupid to live and should kill themselves obviously I'm just being cruel to hurt them. Then taking the action to do so is on them.

Bullying is a good way for social control but seriously people act like words have all this power when they don't.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Not sure how true this is

Chris is a potential danger to himself and everyone around him.

And everyone else is a danger to him as well.

 

[Josterman]

Spoiler: Professional "Journalism"

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Yeah mersh mentioned it last night

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's unsurprising. No prison, in any country, is going to just stick a sex offender into gen pop - heck, in my country, one of the slang terms for "paedophile" comes from the fact they always get placed into seg - and there's no way an autist who starts calling himself the CPU goddess of the nation of Comma is going to be allowed to mix with everyone else.

 

[AmnasLord]

I'm pretty late to this news and I've read some posts on here but how sure are we that Chris actually did it? What is the status of Barb?

 

[Josterman]

It's unsurprising. No prison, in any country, is going to just stick a sex offender into gen pop - heck, in my country, one of the slang terms for "paedophile" comes from the fact they always get placed into seg - and there's no way an autist who starts calling himself the CPU goddess of the nation of Comma is going to be allowed to mix with everyone else.

How much do want to be chris is going to get Epsteind or hang himself which is the worst case scenario

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

chris is going to get Epsteind

No chance.

To the best of my knowledge Chris Chan doesn't have any potentially incriminating information about Hillary Clinton.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm pretty late to this news and I've read some posts on here but how sure are we that Chris actually did it? What is the status of Barb?

I'm not even sure how we would find out. I guess you could just call every hospital and geriatric center in the county, but there's a little thing called HIAPPA so you basically just be ramming your head against the wall.

 

[Josterman]

No chance.

To the best of my knowledge Chris Chan doesn't have any potentially incriminating information about Hillary Clinton.

I was saying that a inmate could make him look like it A suicide since that is the most likely chris is not going to survive in prison

 

[AmnasLord]

I'm not even sure how we would find out. I guess you could just call every hospital and geriatric center in the county, but there's a little thing called HIAPPA so you basically just be ramming your head against the wall.

I read somewhere that she's either at Chris-Chan's house or is in some senior care facility. What's the possibility of either of these two situations? Wasn't there a well ness check done as well?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I was saying that a inmate could make him look like it A suicide since that is the most likely chris is not going to survive

Hardly likely.

Chris' enemies are weens (who won't be in the same jail as him) and vigilantes (who would just kill him without suiciding him). He doesn't have any powerful enemies who want him dead, which is what my joke about Hillary Clinton was a reference to.

 

[Josterman]

I read somewhere that she's either at Chris-Chan's house or is in some senior care facility. What's the possibility of either of these two situations? Wasn't there a well ness check done as well?

yes there was

Hardly likely.

Chris' enemies are weens (who won't be in the same jail as him) and vigilantes (who would just kill him without suiciding him). He doesn't have any powerful enemies who want him dead, which is what my joke about Hillary Clinton was a reference to.

sorry I didn’t get the joke but my point still stands about chris not going to survive