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I was saying that a inmate could make him look like it A suicide since that is the most likely chris is not going to survive in prison
As bad as the crime, and as irritating as Chris can be, he’s not worth catching a life sentence for if you get caught. I feel like most prison murders are gang or drug related. Chomos and old lady rapists like Chris just get beat up often, their food shit in, that kinda stuff till they do the deed themselves.
Think of it this way: if prison was really a death sentence for sex offenders.. there wouldn’t be so many damn post-prison registered sex offenders out there.
 
Trannies go to protective custody
Its just a wing of the jail where they put all the sex offenders/troons and ex gang members
Chris will be fine and if you think he wont be go watch some jail shows. Plenty of people way more retarded and fucked up than him doing life.
 
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This saga assumes that Chris-Chan’s semen has been found inside/on Barb.
Maybe he is confident because there is no Fanta-flavored Sonichu sperm near Barb and he is just an idiot rambling about nonsense?
 
Trannies go to protective custody
Its just a wing of the jail where they put all the sex offenders/troons and ex gang members
Chris will be fine and if you think he wont be go watch some jail shows. Plenty of people way more retarded and fucked up than him doing life.
One thing I’ve heard though is that those PC wings are becoming just as bad as gen pop. You don’t just put a bunch of creepy, predatory sexual deviants in together and expect them to creat a peaceful chomo utopia. Chris could still get fucked up regularly, it’ll just be for his naturally irritating personality.
 
After watching the mugshot and the arrest again and having slept on it, I wonder if his behavior wasn't actually confidence but relief. He had sex. He was extremely enjoying the fucked up part of the whole affair according to his giddy messages to Null. He's in jail ? Whatever, he was already locked inside his own house anyway. Maybe in his mind, he's now free from the hoard, the responsabilities, the debts, the post-Barb era, the feral dogs, the HATERS on Twitter questionning his bullshit. He's even free from his own bullshit. He's safe, sealed away in a clean healthy space, monitored by peoples, fed, and free to dream about his delusions. Rate me optimautistic.
I will have to disagree. Chris was the king of dumpster of a castle. He raped whenever he wanted. He can sleep, watch pony shows, play Legos and do autistic stuff whenever he wanted. If he needed money, all he had to do is beg for money. And if he ever have problems, he just calls null for help and money. Even Null had said that Chris just randomly told him that he is going to Everfree and specifically told him that he plans to drive there. Maybe Chris is calculating enough to play Nulls heart string to get him to raise money for him. Also Chris was super looking forward to Everfree. Like if normal people's revenge partying is hard. Chris's post 2020 revenge partying was gonna be insane. Unfortunately, we never will get to see that.
 
One thing I’ve heard though is that those PC wings are becoming just as bad as gen pop. You don’t just put a bunch of creepy, predatory sexual deviants in together and expect them to creat a peaceful chomo utopia. Chris could still get fucked up regularly, it’ll just be for his naturally irritating personality.
In major cities with real gang and drug problems sure, in podunk nowheresville no sorry, its just boring ass monotony and barely anything ever happens
Id put money on him finding a boyfriend free 50 year old tranny and simply incorporating it all into his delusions willingly
 
In major cities with real gang and drug problems sure, in podunk nowheresville no sorry, its just boring ass monotony and barely anything ever happens
Id put money on him finding a boyfriend free 50 year old tranny and simply incorporating it all into his delusions willingly
Well he’s not gonna do his time in Ruckersville haha. He’d go to a state prison if this stays a felony and state prisons collect the shit from all across the state. And while I’ll grant Virginia probably has a better penal system than Cali or Arizona, you’re still locked up with the worst humans in your state.
 
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In major cities with real gang and drug problems sure, in podunk nowheresville no sorry, its just boring ass monotony and barely anything ever happens
Id put money on him finding a boyfriend free 50 year old tranny and simply incorporating it all into his delusions willingly
Except for meth. I'm sure there's toothless meat heads that run the VA prison system
 
Chris is most likely being sent to a female's prison. Blue is the new Black.
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As bad as the crime, and as irritating as Chris can be, he’s not worth catching a life sentence for if you get caught. I feel like most prison murders are gang or drug related. Chomos and old lady rapists like Chris just get beat up often, their food shit in, that kinda stuff till they do the deed themselves.
Think of it this way: if prison was really a death sentence for sex offenders.. there wouldn’t be so many damn post-prison registered sex offenders out there.
So it’s a no then I’m n him getting beat up then it would not surprise if he did either way he is fucked
And the quarter pounder posted the following
 
Am i the only one who believes it wouldn't be far fetched to learn that someone from the local law enforcement was farmer, or at least a christorian?

It would be super fucking risky as you can get fired and blackballed leaking inmate information to the public.

Also, I doubt any inmates or prison guards will let Chris know ANYTHING about any illegal cell phone access in jail/prison. Because Chris will blab within 10 minutes of finding out if he's not allowed unlimited access to a prison cell phone, let alone one of his own. Hell, that would get him stabbed to death faster than being a rapist, given how lucrative illegal cell phone access is in prison/jail.
 
If i may ask, what makes Chris so special and/or different from other lolcows?. Recently the whole board is flooded with threads about him and to be honest i don't understand why. He isn't that interesting, he is just a boring delusional autist who got famous recently by fucking his mother.
It has been explained to me by several people that Chris played a significant role in the creation and history of Kiwifarms. I really didn't know that he was such a major character, hence my question why he had such a celebrity status on this board compared to other lolcows. Thanks to those who took the time and the effort pointing this out to me and also teaching me about the origins of Kiwifarms.
 
It has been explained to me by several people that Chris played a significant role in the creation and history of Kiwifarms. I really didn't know that he was such a major character, hence my question why he had such a celebrity status on this board compared to other lolcows. Thanks to those who took the time and the effort pointing this out to me and also teaching me about the origins of Kiwifarms.
My suggestion is to lurk more before posting like an idiot and getting spit roasted.
 
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