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Wildcard factor is a good word for the reason we kept coming back, despite Chris becoming more and more boring over the years.


Interestingly, every time he pulls one of these insane left turns, trolls usually have nothing to do with it: The hit and run on Snyder, the BLARMS macing, the taint vagina, Chris’s bodyswapping nonsense, etc. etc.
This is a really interesting point. When the trolls were in the driver seat, it all seemed to play out like a zany ARG for Chris alone. When he doesn’t have rescuing his ps3 ahead of him as a goal to keep him anchored, who knows what he might do
 
im honestly surprised that whole incident didnt kill him because he he barely washes and i bet his nails are filthy under the varnish, and im betting he was enamoured with it being an "actual vagina" and constantly touching it.
the guy probably wears it like the ring to rule them all around his neck.
Not to mention the DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS
 
The immune system can deal with surprisingly much in an individual that isn't severely immunocompromised... I have a patient around Chris's age who self harms with razors and rubs flower soil into their (often deep enough to see tendons) cuts. Never gone septic.
well im screwed then because i got a graze on a night out and had to go to hospital with septicaemia 3 days later.
uh why rub the soil in the cuts?
is that some more effective way he can hurt himself? (i know its off topic but thats abit fucking mental)
 
well im screwed then because i got a graze on a night out and had to go to hospital with septicaemia 3 days later.
uh why rub the soil in the cuts?
is that some more effective way he can hurt himself? (i know its off topic but thats abit fucking mental)
I've actually heard that rubbing dirt in the wound counterintuitively speeds up the rate at which it seals itself
 
well im screwed then because i got a graze on a night out and had to go to hospital with septicaemia 3 days later.
uh why rub the soil in the cuts?
is that some more effective way he can hurt himself? (i know its off topic but thats abit fucking mental)
When such minor things as forgetting your e-mail password makes you go acutely suicidal and you've spent 3-4 decades with that kind of temper, you end up getting creative...
 
I've actually heard that rubbing dirt in the wound counterintuitively speeds up the rate at which it seals itself
thats probably true with certain soils in the wild by closing the wound in some native indian medicinal way but i dont think using dirt from your garden would improve much but im not a biologist and only have limited understanding of medicinal benefiting plants and stuff found in nature.
When such minor things as forgetting your e-mail password makes you go acutely suicidal and you've spent 3-4 decades with that kind of temper, you end up getting creative...
i know ive berated chris for the decade ive been following him but wow mental health really is a sad affair if forgetting passwords makes you want to die.
 
Guess this thread should be revived since Chris is back posting on social media.

Chris is subscribed to Twitter Blue/X Premium now.
 

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I apologize in advance if this is the wrong thread but a Pooner by the name of Kirby/Kirbunn claims that Chris groped her at the 2019 Bronycon and that she has witnesses who can back up her claim. The pooner claims to have made a post regarding this alleged groping when chris was released from Jail(I cannot find it using the From:Kirbunn search format). They claim to have been doxxed before and groomed by an unnamed drama youtube in 2017. I have searched the site and this forum for any mention of Kirby or Kirbunn and found nothing relating to this person.
I have only archived the relevant posts because she's made like 40 of them regarding this and most of them boil down to "I am a victim and chris is bad"
Warning to those who wish to search deeper into her X account, you are going to see a lot of gay Rick and Morty porn.
Drama youtuber info
A screenshot of a discord chat the accuser had with a supposed witness
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Post from a few moments ago regarding accusations of a false accusation

Assuming she isn't lying this is a whole 'nother episode or two on the Genosamuel doc.
 
I apologize in advance if this is the wrong thread but a Pooner by the name of Kirby/Kirbunn claims that Chris groped her at the 2019 Bronycon and that she has witnesses who can back up her claim. The pooner claims to have made a post regarding this alleged groping when chris was released from Jail(I cannot find it using the From:Kirbunn search format). They claim to have been doxxed before and groomed by an unnamed drama youtube in 2017. I have searched the site and this forum for any mention of Kirby or Kirbunn and found nothing relating to this person.
I have only archived the relevant posts because she's made like 40 of them regarding this and most of them boil down to "I am a victim and chris is bad"
Warning to those who wish to search deeper into her X account, you are going to see a lot of gay Rick and Morty porn.
Drama youtuber info
A screenshot of a discord chat the accuser had with a supposed witness
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Post from a few moments ago regarding accusations of a false accusation

Assuming she isn't lying this is a whole 'nother episode or two on the Genosamuel doc.
Bitch, he fucked his mom and got away with it, you're just another conquest on the path to his throne in heaven.
 
New Chris tweets about Elon Musk ruining twitter and his take on Israel and Ukraine.

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>insults Musk
>gives him money each month for le blue symbol

Classic consoomer. Still, bless his heart for not understanding it's not a verification anymore.

And I now understand why Ukraine's counteroffensive is going so uhh... well. He's working on it!
 
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I apologize in advance if this is the wrong thread but a Pooner by the name of Kirby/Kirbunn claims that Chris groped her at the 2019 Bronycon and that she has witnesses who can back up her claim. The pooner claims to have made a post regarding this alleged groping when chris was released from Jail(I cannot find it using the From:Kirbunn search format). They claim to have been doxxed before and groomed by an unnamed drama youtube in 2017. I have searched the site and this forum for any mention of Kirby or Kirbunn and found nothing relating to this person.
I have only archived the relevant posts because she's made like 40 of them regarding this and most of them boil down to "I am a victim and chris is bad"
Warning to those who wish to search deeper into her X account, you are going to see a lot of gay Rick and Morty porn.
Drama youtuber info
A screenshot of a discord chat the accuser had with a supposed witness
View attachment 5424319
X link and archive

Post from a few moments ago regarding accusations of a false accusation

Assuming she isn't lying this is a whole 'nother episode or two on the Genosamuel doc.

Bitch waited till NOW to make this claim? Bullshit, they're just full of clout chasing shit. Should've done it when it was cool to fuck with Chris like that.

New Chris tweets about Elon Musk ruining twitter and his take on Israel and Ukraine.

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Lol at him catching up on all the shit that's normal at this point. Classic whine about shit he doesn't like but will spend money on anyways cause he can't stand to be left out.
Speaking of which...
STILL butthurt about the G5 pony show, fucking roflmao

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I wonder if the people who thought he was gone for good shat themselves when he popped up on their notifs (if they haven't blocked him at this point).
 
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