Want half a Mounds bar? What? Who eats a Mounds bar? I do. My whole life, I don't think I've ever seen a single person eat a Mounds bar. Well, you're about to see one now. So, you walk into a store, you see the hundreds of options for candy, and you choose a Mounds bar? Yep. So what is it you like? The coconut? The chocolate? Yeah.Both those things. How long you been eating 'em? Uh, I've probably been having a Mounds bar two or three times a day for the last 25 years. Geez, no wonder you can't walk! You have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are drowning in a stew of chocolate and coconut! Give me that! What are you doing?