Random thought/observation thread.

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

What the title says.

A mop dipped into a hot bucket of water smells like dirty spaghetti.

 

[skiddlez]

An OP posted in general discussion is usually shit.

 

[AF 802]

The users of Kiwi Farms generally have autism.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Think about how much good porn you've missed out on just because the thumbnail was uncharacteristically shitty.

 

[Dragon Face]

Why did science or God or whatever the fuck it is, grant us unpleasant sensory like pain?
I should be angry, nobody asked for this.

 

[AnOminous]

Why did science or God or whatever the fuck it is, grant us unpleasant sensory like pain?
I should be angry, nobody asked for this.

Without pain you’d get killed by failing to move away from things that were harming you.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

For every shitty movie or song you hate, there is somebody out there who considers that to be their favorite.

 

[ZeCommissar]

For every shitty movie or song you hate, there is somebody out there who considers that to be their favorite.

Well then I probably hate them to.

Nations are like living organisms, with the citizens as cells.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

If you really think about it, the concept of Santa Claus is weird and creepy.

Some old guy has the ability to sneak into your house while you're sleeping?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Some old guy has the ability to sneak into your house while you're sleeping?

And he watches what you're doing all throughout December to determine whether or not he should give you presents?

 

[HY 140]

you ever wonder how Earwigs get into you're house and on unexpected things like you're lap top

 

[Cokeisbetterthenpepsi]

there must be a lot of good porn out there im missing because it's in another language

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I don't think I've ever seen a highway weigh station open.

 

[Zack the ripper]

the people i view as objectively evil and i hate their guts
they all seem to do pretty ok in life

 

[Overcast]

Birds singing isn't really that different from people shouting "HEY! YOU! OVER HERE!" to each other from across the room. Be grateful they sound nice.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Why do hair salons smell like hot hydrochloric acid?

 

[AnOminous]

Why do hair salons smell like hot hydrochloric acid?

Because they use either strong acids or alkalines for perms, hair straightening, and other things like that.

 

[WalterPresson96]

Will Chris survive homeless saga?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Why do people always seem to turn into complete retards when shopping?

 

[Fever Dreaming]

How do glow niggers not take their service pistol and blow their own fucking brains out?