Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[Adamska]

So, it would appear that Mexico isn't the trans paradise Phil thinks it is.



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"Hey, I'm a fat filthy fucking liar. That means you're probably lying about brownpeopleland too cause you mock my posts. Now what do wetbacks say? Taco Bell? Queso? Mmm... Taco Bell." ~ Phillip V. Haskins-Delici

 

[Marvin]

Last night I went to see Everything Is Terrible's live show. It's pretty great, I highly recommend it.

In the show, I saw this:

Separated at birth, or what? (Or, well, except this fellow could probably get confused for mexican at some point.)

 

[VLAD]

Last night I went to see Everything Is Terrible's live show. It's pretty great, I highly recommend it.

In the show, I saw this:

Separated at birth, or what? (Or, well, except this fellow could probably get confused for mexican at some point.)

Nah, that guy doesn't really look all that much like Phil.

The pig at the end, though? That's a different story.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I was just thinking that if Phil wants to be a Mexican so badly, he should just get a full body tattoo of brown skin, like just have his tattooist colour him in.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Why can't ADF be more like this guy?

He isn't an engineer, has no skills which could be of any use to a tech company (except maybe vacuuming offices), has so far shown little or no incentive to do any kind of work and prefers bicycles to trucks (only in theory though).

 

[DykesDykesChina]

If Phil likes Autistralanda so much, why doesn't he renounce his American citizenship?
Dubm question, I know, but, this is Phil we're talking about.

Don't give him ideas.
In Germany there exists a special kind of political lolcow who think that the current German state isn't a nation at all but in fact a corporation run by the international financial elite and that from a legal viewpoint the German Empire (which ended in 191 is still in power. A grand number of these lolcows have decided to renounce their citizenship, burn their German ID cards or passports and instead make their very own Imperial German Passports thus declaring themselves citizens of the German Empire (which as of 2015 is about as real as Autismlatinx).

 

[AnOminous]

Don't give him ideas.
In Germany there exists a special kind of political lolcow who think that the current German state isn't a nation at all but in fact a corporation run by the international financial elite and that from a legal viewpoint the German Empire (which ended in 191 is still in power. A grand number of these lolcows have decided to renounce their citizenship, burn their German ID cards or passports and instead make their very own Imperial German Passports thus declaring themselves citizens of the German Empire (which as of 2015 is about as real as Autismlatinx).

That's basically sovcits, who refuse to believe anything unless it's absolutely batshit bonkers.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Don't give him ideas.
In Germany there exists a special kind of political lolcow who think that the current German state isn't a nation at all but in fact a corporation run by the international financial elite and that from a legal viewpoint the German Empire (which ended in 191 is still in power. A grand number of these lolcows have decided to renounce their citizenship, burn their German ID cards or passports and instead make their very own Imperial German Passports thus declaring themselves citizens of the German Empire (which as of 2015 is about as real as Autismlatinx).

I hearby appoint myself the new Kaizer of this imaginary country.

My first act is to recognize @Oglooger as the sole legitimate successor to Maximillian I. My second act is to declare Austrilatina gay, and to deport their leader to Saudi Arabia.

 

[Mogambo]

Don't give him ideas.
In Germany there exists a special kind of political lolcow who think that the current German state isn't a nation at all but in fact a corporation run by the international financial elite and that from a legal viewpoint the German Empire (which ended in 191 is still in power. A grand number of these lolcows have decided to renounce their citizenship, burn their German ID cards or passports and instead make their very own Imperial German Passports thus declaring themselves citizens of the German Empire (which as of 2015 is about as real as Autismlatinx).

Why stop there? May as well just say it's still the Holy Roman Empire!

 

[cans.wav]

We seem to be entering another lull in content.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Is there any place I can hear Phil speaking Spanish? All this talk about him being a true and honest Latinx has me curious.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Is there any place I can hear Phil speaking Spanish?

I forget where it can be heard, but he pronounces "Araujo" as badly as you'd probably expect him to.

 

[SOINCHU]

I forget where it can be heard, but he pronounces "Araujo" as badly as you'd probably expect him to.

I really hope it comes out of his fat cheese-hole as "Uh-raow-joe".

 

[HickoryDickory]

There is a video of him walking to Tattoo 13, while looking for Kiwi assassins and declares his name... I hope someone still has it, because his huffing and puffing while trying to walk just makes his attempts at pronunciation worse.

 

[Pillow]

Is there any place I can hear Phil speaking Spanish?

No, but he used what I think to be a generic mailbox message in Spanish on his voicemail.

 

[Trombonista]

I really hope it comes out of his fat cheese-hole as "Uh-raow-joe".

From what I remember, he pronounced it "A-har-oh".

 

[tweaker the cat]

From what I remember, he pronounced it "A-har-oh".

Isn't there a pronunciation guide on his facebook?

 

[nhocgreen]

No, but he used what I think i to be a generic mailbox message in Spanish on his voicemail.

Did Phil ever try to speak Hebrew during his Jewish phase?

 

[Positron]

Does he ever try to speak Spanish during his current Latex phase?

 

[nhocgreen]

Isn't there a pronunciation guide on his facebook?

Ah, tweaker, please refresh my memory: how old were you when Phil tried to get you to have sex with him? How old was he then?