Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[tweaker the cat]

what is phil's actual weight? @tweaker the cat do you know?

Nope. But it's not 198 or whatever the hell he's claiming it is.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Nope. But it's not 198 or whatever the hell he's claiming it is.

Last time he mentioned his weight he said it was 191.

 

[Tempest]

any good estimates on his weight?

 

[Twrx]

any good estimates on his weight?

At least 250.

 

[AnOminous]

That's not new. They've had a straitjacket fetish for a while now.

Phil should be committed to an insane asylum where he can be in a straitjacket any time he wants just by tarding out a bit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

his weight?

Like I think I said in some old thread, it can be estimated using W=V*C.

W = Weight
V = Volume
C = Density of cheese

 

[Weeping With Pity]

How much do we know about Phil's therapist?

I personally don't know much of anything. I doubt he's even seeing one.

Allegedly someone has contacted his therapist at least twice now. I can't imagine why, it's not like his Facebook feed is full of violent fantasies, suicide threats, and other things that would merit psychiatric attention.

 

[Xarpho]

He somehow manages to repress his desire to lash out when it's anyone who can actually kick his ass, which is pretty much everyone other than a crippled old woman who is also his mom. He doesn't regret viciously attacking her either, as he posted a justification of his repulsive actions after the fact, admitting he attacked her for no reason, and somehow claiming he was in the right anyway.

So it's not like he just suddenly gets sensory overload and flies into a rage regardless of consequences. He will only attack someone so weak that even a pussy like him can beat them up.

His other mixups don't seem like he got in a fight so much as he talked shit and got hit, like the Occupy thing.

Phil admitted to hitting his mother, but "viciously attacking"? I don't want to white-knight or anything, but it's stuff like this that tends to be misquoted until it becomes canon, like Phil honestly believing that his father actually raped him (which, of course, isn't true).

 

[Twrx]

Phil admitted to hitting his mother, but "viciously attacking"? I don't want to white-knight or anything, but it's stuff like this that tends to be misquoted until it becomes canon, like Phil honestly believing that his father actually raped him (which, of course, isn't true).

He even bragged about throwing the first punch.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

How much do we know about Phil's therapist?

I remember @tweaker the cat mentioning how his therapist encouraged him to live out his desired latinx identity, which is quite disturbing to think about.

Eh, if I was a therapist and a patient said "My dad is from Puerto Rico but he always assimilates and acts Anglo," I would most likely believe that they were telling the truth and encourage them to explore their Hispanic heritage, because why would anyone even fucking lie about that? Also, lots of Italian last names in Puerto Rico,

 

[kobebyarlant]

I just realized even tweaker the cat sometimes refers to Phil as a he now. One of us!

 

[Erubetie]

Phil hasn't posted anything in a while, does this mean our agent was successful?

 

[Positron]

Phil hasn't posted anything in a while, does this mean our agent was successful?

He became vegan and ate himself.

 

[Erubetie]

He became vegan and ate himself.

Well, potatoes are vegan. Not sure about all the bacteria on Phil though

 

[Randy Lahey]

I was just thinking that if I found Phil passed out in the street and I had a tattoo gun, I'd tattoo "PHIL" on his forehead.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Had another idea: The Kiwi R&D team needs to develop a better hazmat suit for our field agents if they're going to do close surveillance on Phil.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I was just thinking that if I found Phil passed out in the street and I had a tattoo gun, I'd tattoo "PHIL" on his forehead.

That implies you're strong enough to get close to Phil.

 

[Positron]

Use a branding iron; it minimizes the time you need to breath in his stench.

 

[Xarpho]

Is Phil's delusions about KF more attributed to the fact of undiagnosed autism and not understanding sarcasm, or is he just an idiot?

 

[VLAD]

Is Phil's delusions about KF more attributed to the fact of undiagnosed autism and not understanding sarcasm, or is he just an idiot?

Yes.