Do we know she bangs dudes? The thought of sad Phil sitting on the couch while his "girlfriend" fucks dudes in his bed is hilarious. Odds that Phil and torren have ever fucked?
Well, he keeps posting flirty comments on other troons' Facebook pages and Twatter accounts, and has lamented on Twitter that no one will date him. So if he's not, he is at least trying very hard and not really bothering to conceal it.
I'd say the odds of them having actually done anything are close to zero. For all his posturing about BDSM and being a sex worker, Phil really does not seem to enjoy sex at all.
I wouldn't be surprised if that was a plus factor for Toren. All the advantages of a relationship (a roof over his head, someone to mooch off) with none of the minuses (having sex with a potato-man, any form of emotional closeness). Phil is pretty backward, so it probably didn't take much to convince him that it's perfectly normal for a relationship to move straight from first date to moving in together.
I wonder if the threat of home invasion was something put about by Toren to minimise the time they'd have to spend together, because it sure as hell wasn't us. The only "actual" attempt at home invasion we've heard of was when some Kiwi agents dressed as Mormons supposedly tried to get in
while Phil was away. I'm envisioning Slingblade showing Phil a note, saying, "Look at this, Izzy! Kiwis are threatening a home invasion! They're so cunning, they've even figured out how to forge my handwriting!" while Phil sobs and shits himself.
