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[Weeping With Pity]

Becoming a true apostle of Nurgle

The Warhammer fans around here keep joking about how Phil is a Nurgle...ite? Anyway, I was recently reminded of something that makes this even more amusing and appropriate.

In college, Phil was relatively pleasant to be around, at least compared to the festering trainwreck he has become. For almost a year, he was fixated on Dusty, self-proclaimed alpha geek and dedicated gamer. During a Chaos in the Old World game night, I was reminded that Dusty's Chaos God of choice is Tzeentch, god of strategy and schemes. Tzeentch also happens to be Nurgle's chief opposition- creation and energy opposed to pestilence and rot.

What happened when Phil made a grab for the Five Dollar Footlong? A sudden eruption of filth, Nurgle striking down his nascent minion for fraternizing with the enemy. From there, it spiraled into full-on Warhammer level conflict.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Does Phil really think anyone thinks he is a communist and not a neo nazi

 

[Mogambo]

The Warhammer fans around here keep joking about how Phil is a Nurgle...ite? Anyway, I was recently reminded of something that makes this even more amusing and appropriate.

In college, Phil was relatively pleasant to be around, at least compared to the festering trainwreck he has become. For almost a year, he was fixated on Dusty, self-proclaimed alpha geek and dedicated gamer. During a Chaos in the Old World game night, I was reminded that Dusty's Chaos God of choice is Tzeentch, god of strategy and schemes. Tzeentch also happens to be Nurgle's chief opposition- creation and energy opposed to pestilence and rot.

What happened when Phil made a grab for the Five Dollar Footlong? A sudden eruption of filth, Nurgle striking down his nascent minion for fraternizing with the enemy. From there, it spiraled into full-on Warhammer level conflict.

Spawn of Nurgle or not, all I knowz iz we need ta krump da git!

Although, speaking of Warhammer references here, did anyone else notice that Phil seems to be using the Ogre Kingdoms symbol as his logo on Tumblr? Considering his copious rolls of lard and penchant for devouring cheese, I suppose it makes sense, though as an Ogre fan I like to think they're tougher and more intimidating than Phil. Still the resemblance is uncanny...

Does Phil really think anyone thinks he is a communist and not a neo nazi

For Phil, its all the same really. Part of it seems to be his perpetual teenage need to shock people, but part of it also seems to be some sort of weird uniform fetish. The funny thing is, Phil is so white bread he thinks anyone would be shocked by Communism. Or feminism. Or any of his other shit. In a world of terrorist attacks and drug cartels beheading people, Phil's 'radical politics' seem almost quaint.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Did you know that flies groom themselves? That means flies are probably cleaner than Phil.

[Phil was run out of Portland twice]

n00bish question, but what happened with that?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

n00bish question, but what happened with that?

He acted like Phil.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil is probably the Perfect Bad person.

 

[Pinball Lizard]

What always gets me about Phil and similar "armchair Communists" is how they don't seem to realize that publicly criticizing the government without reprisal is a comparative luxury. I wish he could have tried doing that in China when it was run by his hero; I have a feeling it'd have gone very differently...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

200 days without a (fake) suicide threat.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

What's the opposite of a toast?

 

[bloodcoffee]

What's the opposite of a toast?

Commiserations?

 

[Handsome Pete]

What's the opposite of a toast?

A champagne enema.

 

[assWipe]

Surprised Phil didn't find this book yet.
http://remezcla.com/culture/these-a...g-girls-badass-latina-heroines-to-look-up-to/

 

[VLAD]

Surprised Phil didn't find this book yet.
http://remezcla.com/culture/these-a...g-girls-badass-latina-heroines-to-look-up-to/

Now he will!

 

[Erubetie]

Surprised Phil didn't find this book yet.
http://remezcla.com/culture/these-a...g-girls-badass-latina-heroines-to-look-up-to/

Great, another book to carry around and never read, like his copy of Mao's Little Red Book

 

[AnOminous]

Great, another book to carry around and never read, like his copy of Mao's Little Red Book

There's a reason he carried around a copy of it in Spanish, a language he can't read.

 

[MMX]

There's a reason he carried around a copy of it in Spanish, a language he can't read.

Judging from the info @Ravenor dug up on phils schooling and grades i would image he would have trouble with the english.
If he could read and understand it then he would needs to rethink his politics.

 

[Ravenor]

Judging from the info @Ravenor dug up on phils schooling and grades i would image he would have trouble with the english.
If he could read and understand it then he would needs to rethink his politics.

I think he struggles with english, not as bad as Chris but he certainly has issues with sentence structure and flow.

I appreciate that coming from me that's a bit ironic but my point stands.

 

[Adamska]

Pigman Phil has probably only ever read things when forced to by teachers, so I expect his grip on written language to be worse than a nine year old child's.

 

[Mogambo]

Surprised Phil didn't find this book yet.
http://remezcla.com/culture/these-a...g-girls-badass-latina-heroines-to-look-up-to/

I'm kind of hoping he gets a copy of Lady Q because it'd be funny to see him running around the West Coast pretending to be some sort of translatinx gangsta.

Also that book makes me think of Phil as Diego Rivera, mostly because they're both fat Communists. Except of course that Diego Rivera was actually Mexican. And he actually hung out with members of the Communist party and even was invited to the USSR. And he actually produced things that people liked and admired. And he slept with a Mexican woman. So basically what Phil wishes he was.

That smug face though...

There's a reason he carried around a copy of it in Spanish, a language he can't read.

Which is even funnier because there's no particular reason for it to be written in Spanish. Mao wrote it in Chinese. Phil went about ranting how rare it was, but a quick Google search turned up cheaper copies on Amazon and Spanish language bookstores, so its likely Phil overpaid for it. Then again, this is the same tard that made his own copy out of construction paper and carried that around for... what? Most of his cosplay phase, right?

I think he struggles with english, not as bad as Chris but he certainly has issues with sentence structure and flow.

To be fair, I believe Phil is legitimately retarded, and he's willfully ignorant as well. It's unlikely he's read anything more intense than someone's FB post or a clickbait article since he was a teenager. I'd expect his reading comprehension is passable, as you've said, but anything too complex will go right over his head. That includes anything to do with politics, obviously, but also things like culture, history, psychology, sexuality, biology... and of course any attempt he might make to actually learn Spanish.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Microsoft's https://www.captionbot.ai/ is pretty good: