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What do people think the current story is with Toren and Phil? Obviously Toren doesn't describe Phil as his girlfriend any more, and actually seems to be pretending that Phil doesn't exist. But at the time Phil was in to have his cock lopped off because he's a failure as a man, he was calling Toren "my girlfriend." Yet now he's claiming that he's going to marry his imaginary friend Xochi. We've not heard that the two of them have "split up," which would seem pretty remarkable for a couple who have supposedly been together for so long. So what's going on? Did Phil forget they were supposed to be an item, or did Toren tell him to cut that shit out because it was cramping his style when he goes cruising for #analrips?
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
What do people think the current story is with Toren and Phil? Obviously Toren doesn't describe Phil as his girlfriend any more, and actually seems to be pretending that Phil doesn't exist. But at the time Phil was in to have his cock lopped off because he's a failure as a man, he was calling Toren "my girlfriend." Yet now he's claiming that he's going to marry his imaginary friend Xochi. We've not heard that the two of them have "split up," which would seem pretty remarkable for a couple who have supposedly been together for so long. So what's going on? Did Phil forget they were supposed to be an item, or did Toren tell him to cut that shit out because it was cramping his style when he goes cruising for #analrips?
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I think torrens moving onto a new mark or planning to do so soon, the free ride at phils place isnt as good a deal as it once was and Phils not ideal to live with and as you said it kinda cramps his style. I have never bothered getting close to torren as I get what I need from Phil but if you talk to Phil its an entirely one-sided arrangement for Torrens benefit and it is starting to anoy Phil but that's because Phils been having to fork over cash he had already mentally spent.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
If Phil finally breaks it off with Toren for good and kicks him out, it will be the first good decision our spud friend has made ever in his life.
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The problem is Phil is spineless and has a yellow streak a mile fucking wide.

To get to Phil to do anything measurably positive you have to impeach on a few key areas, mostly his wobbly bottom line and his hyper-inflated ego being the two most likely to provoke a reaction from him.

BUT and this is big but He has to work up to doing so especially if the person doing it has direct physical access to him and happens to be bigger and more intimidating. Phil has never had a fight that he has come off on the winning side with anyone close to equal to him in weight or height or the same gender and on the two or three ocasions he has he has always came off the worst for it and he tries to avoid trouble by waddling away as fast has his stubby little legs will carry him without making him winded.
 
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This makes me wonder (and I haven't really followed ADF in a while until recently): is Toren's presence in the apartment known by the landlords? And if so, what's stopping the landlord(s) from kicking Toren out themselves?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I don't think it was even that. Phil was literally pushing a kid around at a July 4th BBQ, and Angelo just spanked Phil.

Since Phil has a BDSM fetish, he could've used that to spin the "Daddy Rape Day" lie.
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It was two younger kid's as best as I can make out, but the BSDM crap came well after the lie and it started with his Mum when she wanted more support / full custody during their separation. We had it in angelos own words with clips from some news sources, the problem is once you get Phil to believe in a lie especially one he later use himself he will keep using it and keep adding to it.

His Mum installed the lie by essentially verbally beating it into him time and time again during the custody battle and punishing him for any deviations from it that's why the core always remains the same but the details he came up with himself are liable to change when he needs them too.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Seems every lolcow has mother issues.

I knew there was a custody battle for Phil, but I don't really know the details. At one point I thought they were fighting over who didn't have to have custody of Phil.
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We have them in the archive and in one of the older Angelo threads we have the snippets from Angelo's case in the news and a few other bits and bobs. Angelo genuinely cared for his two kid's Phil was the more capable of the pair and he wanted to be part of there lives and part of me wonders what would have happened if Phil lived with his dad rather than his mum during his formative years.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Kiwi Farms probably wouldn't be discussing the Spanish Stinkditch then.
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You have inadvertently hit upon something I feel is worth highlighting I think in all likelihood f Phil ended up on the Right side of the political spectrum we would be talking about him anyway as he has that sort of personality, I doubt he'd have his own sub but a long thread and maybe mentions in community watch threads.

Honestly if he wasn't the kind of dorkey moron who fell in with the animu club and Dusty and wound up getting into commie cosplay, he'd be the type who would have picked up something like Atlas Shrugged still got the wrong message and talked about libertarian politics in a really uninformed manner.
 
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Ravenor said:
the Right side of the political spectrum
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How much do we know about Phil identifying as Republican in high school? How do we know that?

Had Phil gone right wing, he'd likely be a stereotypical "alt right" character by now that the tumblrists could point at to attack conservatives.

Maybe he would've claimed to be part of Kekistan instead of ANTIFA.
 
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Is "she" gonna try to still do sex work with that diseased vag?

Have they considered other Puerto Ricans as ambassadors for Australatina? I'm sure they would be pissed to have Luis Fonsi or Daddy Yankee as possibilities.
 
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The roots of the commie shit was an anime, so it is possible that a Captain America cartoon could have made him go a completely different way. That's really how shallow Phil's views are.
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If he'd just picked a different Hetalia character he'd have been a Nazi. It all started as cosplay. All his Chinese bullshit and his imaginary Maoism are because he liked the China character instead. Even the bicycle bullshit is because of that. That is literally how retarded Phil is.
 
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