Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[*Asterisk*]

I find that one of the key differences is as follows: while Chris has landed his life in its current status due to childlike ignorance of the world, Phil is consciously aware of his responsibilities to society but has taken active steps to reject them, like blowing his tugboat on ugly and offensive tattoos. Chris, therefore, can still "grow up" (optimistic) and begin his "adult" life, but Phil has committed his efforts to destroying himself.

Which is more amusement for us.

I still find Chris funnier. His greatest comedic strength is his naïveté. He could not have less of an ability to understand human beings. And not only does he assume he's smart, he thinks just about everyone is dumber than him no matter how many times he gets tricked.

Really, he's lucky he doesn't own anything valuable enough to steal. I've seen Bugs Bunny routines capable of conning Chris.

 

[TheEnforcer]

What doesn't help is that Phil has no sense of humour. With him it's all about politics, activism and the good fight for translatinidontevengiveashitanymore.
There's not much else too him.
Chris is genuinely funny to watch on his own. He does silly things and he's amusing and somewhat likeable. ADF not so much. He sets himself up for jokes rather magnificently though, so there's that...

 

[*Asterisk*]

There is one comedic leg ADF has over Chris: he's much harder to A-Log.

He's not yet on the level of Nick Bate, and hopefully never will be. But once you beat up your own mother, almost all of your misfortunes become the joys of others.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Why does Phil have no eyebrows? I realize he got rid of them because he felt they made him look masculine but wouldn't a better idea be to like shape the eyebrow or draw one on? Walking around with no eyebrows at all by choice seems like the mark of a person who is severely mentally ill.

My followup question concerns whether or not it is negligent for a tattoo artist to give shitty tattoos to dirty homeless person going around with no eyebrows like Syd Barrett at the end of his career. My only guess is that Phil is somehow able to pass for normal in short conversations.

 

[*Asterisk*]

My followup question concerns whether or not it is negligent for a tattoo artist to give shitty tattoos to dirty homeless person going around with no eyebrows like Syd Barrett at the end of his career. My only guess is that Phil is somehow able to pass for normal in short conversations.

Vice once ran a piece about the tattoo artist who put Drake's name on a crazy tweeker's forehead.

The short answer? Probably, but a gigs a gig. If you turn down the request, no matter how stupid it is, the retard in question'll just find someone else who's willing and you lose out on money.

Believe me, wherever ADF gets these tats, the artist knows he's a crazy homeless dude from the smell alone.

 

[Abethedemon]

Why doesn't Phil still say he's Italian? Italians are oppressed and working class in the United States. Also, some of them are very dark skinned.

 

[AnOminous]

So I'm just starting to get into ADF, and I was wondering if he has any redeeming qualities?

He'll probably die soon enough if he keeps taking care of himself as well as he is. I suppose that's a plus.

 

[John Titor]

I've noticed that Phil acknowledges he's fat from time to time. Does this mean he's one of those "healthy at any size" people?

I could picture him as a Fat Acceptance Activist. I remember he got in a long deviantart slapfight with one of his old friends and thinks "sea twig" (opposite of a land whale) is a clever insult.

 

[Picklechu]

I'm calling bullshit on the Sandell thread--we all know that Ahuviya has never had any leftover pizza ever.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm calling bullshit on the Sandell thread--we all know that Ahuviya has never had any leftover pizza ever.

I heard that Phil's brother bought a weeping homeless man a whole pizza. The man was weeping because when he was begging for food, Phil pelted him with stale pizza crusts.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I didn't want to shit up the Sandell thread with this since it's not really a question for him...

But I find it so strange that Michael values so his relationship with ADF so highly that he's willing to put up with all manner of abuse, yet he's willing to make this thread where he essentially talks mad shit about ADF and calls her out on things that we know have made ADF freak out on him in the past. How could that thread not negatively effect their relationship? Why would he make the thread? Does he value ADF's friendship, but not more than he values attention? This is the most confusing lolcow development since Carlos Chantor.

 

[Picklechu]

I heard that Phil's brother bought a weeping homeless man a whole pizza. The man was weeping because when he was begging for food, Phil pelted him with stale pizza crusts.

Nah, Phil ate the crusts. And the box. And the homeless man. Because he's fat.

 

[TheEnforcer]

Nah, Phil ate the crusts. And the box. And the homeless man. Because he's fat.

In fact he is so fat the "homeless man" is currently living inside him and is now only known as "man"...PLAY ME OFF, PAUL!!!

 

[YI 457]

His voice message:

 

[Trombonista]

He sounds like a more masculine Chris.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Anybody know where I can find the link of Phil in brown face? The link on the front of the general thread forwarded me to the wrong address.

 

[Adamska]

How was Phil discovered in the first place? The Occupy Wall Street vid?

No, he was discovered when he drew a picture of John McCain getting shot in the head by a character from Naruto.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Walking around with no eyebrows at all by choice seems like the mark of a person who is severely mentally ill.

Well. if you want to look like a japanese delinquent.

 

[tweaker the cat]

I'm calling bullshit on the Sandell thread--we all know that Ahuviya has never had any leftover pizza ever.

We got a huge one and it wasn't very good :/

I didn't want to shit up the Sandell thread with this since it's not really a question for him...

But I find it so strange that Michael values so his relationship with ADF so highly that he's willing to put up with all manner of abuse, yet he's willing to make this thread where he essentially talks mad shit about ADF and calls her out on things that we know have made ADF freak out on him in the past. How could that thread not negatively effect their relationship? Why would he make the thread? Does he value ADF's friendship, but not more than he values attention? This is the most confusing lolcow development since Carlos Chantor.

Maybe a part of me is hoping she'll get butthurt and break it off with me since I'm too pussy to do it myself.

 

[Randall Fragg]

We need some info tags for topics on this board, man. I would like to humbly suggest one for tattoos, one for race issues, and one for tranny issues for starters. And perhaps a general OPPRESSION tag.

For ADF's supporters.
A black with red lettering TRANARCHY tag would be good, for major updates.