Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Only one: Of mice and men

Allegedly he read it, he described the plot when asked to describe To Kill a Mockingbird so who knows for sure.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Has Chris survived a bear attack?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

People have recorded almost every part of Chris's life from birth to present, his family members and "friends". While there are two house tour videos exist, there's no blueprints or floorplans of the Chandler manor.

Can't exactly map out the Casa de Chandler when there's junk covering most of the floors and walls.

 

[Mr. 0]

Has Chris survived a bear attack?

chris has never been on the pointy end of @bearycool so he probably has yet to be attacked

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Has Chris survived a bear attack?

His stench repels wildlife.

chris has never been on the pointy end of @bearycool so he probably has yet to be attacked

beary is the fucking twink of twinks what are you talking about.

 

[Mr. 0]

His stench repels wildlife.

beary is the fucking twink of twinks what are you talking about.

beary is as fucking lazy as chris and needs to get off his loose little ass and turn chris out, awaken cwc's true form

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Turns out Digimon spergs came up with their own dimensional merge and cartoon religion years before Chris

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Let's say Chris has another incident with the law. Would he rather

A. Spend time in jail

Or

B. Spend time at a recycling plant sorting glass. Where he earns money so he can buy Funko Pops.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Have Chris ever read a book?

I think that way back in the Classic Chris days, he listed as his favorite book some shitty Pamela Anderson biography, because boobs, I guess. He probably sees no difference between such trash and a "real" book, he is that sophisticated.

He probably only looked at the pictures anyways, trying to force himself not to think about delicious cocks.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Have you ever met somebody IRL who is similar to Chris? If so, has that person ever made any major improvements in their or other people's lives?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Have Chris ever read a book?

He has read some "Adult Drama" like To Kill a Mockingbird but also novels such as Animorphs and Pokémon book adaptations.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's say Chris has another incident with the law. Would he rather

A. Spend time in jail

Or

B. Spend time at a recycling plant sorting glass. Where he earns money so he can buy Funko Pops.

He'd rather shit himself and do nothing in jail than work.

 

[Floop]

Has Chris ever shared his Pokemon Go ID? I might consider adding him.

 

[Tikbalang]

Let's say Chris has another incident with the law. Would he rather

A. Spend time in jail

I heard that Jails are worse than prisons, mainly because there's no recreational time, which means Chris will stay in his cell most of the time.

B. Spend time at a recycling plant sorting glass. Where he earns money so he can buy Funko Pops.

I doubt he'll choose it. If he does, he'll have consistent absences and/or have a low performance because Chris.

His fate was sealed that he'll end up in jail

 

[PT 940]

I heard that Jails are worse than prisons

This is true.

I'm sure if he winds up in jail people will still send him money, only they'll just put it in his canteen and he'll spend it all on snacks and none of it on hygene packs.

 

[JULAY]

This is true.

I'm sure if he winds up in jail people will still send him money, only they'll just put it in his canteen and he'll spend it all on snacks and none of it on hygene packs.

His commissary would end up getting taken by the first person who threatened to stomp him.

 

[colibricheese]

Have you ever met somebody IRL who is similar to Chris? If so, has that person ever made any major improvements in their or other people's lives?

We had a kid in school who behaved some what similar to chris. He was convinced he was a cat of some sort. He meowed crawled around and just did really strange stuff. It all peaked with a video of him acting out bestiality on his poor cat. Some guy just told him to do it and recorded that act for the whole school to see.
Now the cat person has a job as an electrician and seems to be having some what of a normal life. He even had a girlfriend last time i checked (about 3 years ago). So i guess he got better?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Have you ever met somebody IRL who is similar to Chris? If so, has that person ever made any major improvements in their or other people's lives?

Me.

 

[AnOminous]

His commissary would end up getting taken by the first person who threatened to stomp him.

Nobody's going to stomp him in a jail full of drunk drivers, deadbeat dads, petty burglars, and other county jail shit. At most he'll get his ass kicked just for being annoying.

 

[Rogowski]

Some hypothetical questions:

If Chris died after Barb and he had never had a child and (aka died alone without passing on the Weston-Chandler bloodline) who would end up inheriting the CWC estate so to speak?

As far who would have the legal right to publish Sonichcu related media and merchandise legally or would that whole well be poisoned by Chris’ plagiarism and unoriginality?

Also in the realm of never going to happen who would own the rights to Chris’ life story provided he doesn’t get tricked into giving power of attorney or legal guardianship to some ween faggot who tricks Chris using magic beans?

What are the chances that in a final ironic twist Cole ends up being the one who sells the CWC story to Hollywood for fame and fortune?