Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Incognito Mode]

what part of him is bourgeoise?

Like a true bourgeoisie, his lifestyle is only made possible by leeching off the proletariat, while he sits on his ass and shits himself.

He has openly admitted to *hating* 99.99% of men, who make up more than half of the working class.

Are you saying Chris gets the bullet? Is he part of that enemy class?

Chris absorbs mainstream media like a sponge. If there ever was a working class uprising against the rich, I wouldn't be surprised to see Chris gobbling up so much corporate propaganda that he starts telling the rebelling workers to calm down via Twitter, because they are endangering his tugboat and/or slowing down the merge.

 

[Terrorist]

Where does Chris fall in Marxist ideology? Is he part of the proletariat?

Lumpenprole. He's degenerate shiftless underclass, not a noble exploited worker like the true proletariat.

I think if Marx knew about Chris, he'd probably use him as propaganda against inherited wealth. Bob was booj (middle-class professional), and he spoiled chris with a booj life...but chris squandered it exactly because he was lazy, spoiled, and never had to work for it. Meanwhile, the working class works way harder for much less than chris got simply for being born.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

How serious was the hitting Snyder incident.

Like did Snyder fly through the air after being hit by a 35mph steel bullet?

 

[May Prince]

He's very aware of the details that he chooses to be very aware of. That's how we got an entire comic page regarding the exact construction and function of Sonichu and Rosechu's genitalia, and why all of his shitty new OCs have pointlessly intricate backstories and detailed physical measurements. He'll put as much effort as he's capable of into the parts of his world that interest him. After that, he's content to ignore or handwave everything else by saying it just happened "off page" in the other dimension or whatever. He's the Great Director Chandler, he don't gotta explain shit.

Why was Chris's version of Deus-Ex-Machina in his comics always something related to a rainbow anyway? Wasn't 2005 still a time period where he was actively denying the claims of his homosexuality?

 

[AnOminous]

How serious was the hitting Snyder incident.

Like did Snyder fly through the air after being hit by a 35mph steel bullet?

He maybe had a bruise or something. He did have to get it checked out and there were some medical expenses involved but the main reason Chris didn't go to prison was he wasn't actually seriously harmed. That plus Chris being a tard got him off.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He maybe had a bruise or something. He did have to get it checked out and there were some medical expenses involved but the main reason Chris didn't go to prison was he wasn't actually seriously harmed. That plus Chris being a tard got him off.

IIRC Snyder actually pushed for some leniency and only wanted his medical bills paid. Of course that was probably mostly motivated by a desire to not have a protracted legal battle against a pair of skeevy hicks.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

With this whole host migration thing would it be right to say the CWCki will be back sooner rather than later?

 

[AnOminous]

IIRC Snyder actually pushed for some leniency and only wanted his medical bills paid. Of course that was probably mostly motivated by a desire to not have a protracted legal battle against a pair of skeevy hicks.

And all he got for that was Chris calling him a Jew and a thief in court.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

With this whole host migration thing would it be right to say the CWCki will be back sooner rather than later?

It's up and running.

 

[{o{P]

And all he got for that was Chris calling him a Jew and a thief in court.

NOT ONE RED CENT

 

[Moppo.]

This is a random question but does anyone understand how exactly the process of creating an OC works in Chris's mind?

What is to prevent someone from threatening to make a comic depicting CWCville getting nuked and showing it to Chris? Isn't that kind of what the Idea Guys did in order to extort him for money?

Also, how exactly is he the OC and "father" of Sonichu and yet he claims that CWCville and other characters like Magi-chan have always existed and will continue to exist without him? Magi-chan is still a part of the "Sonichu" race and yet it somehow predates Chris?

 

[Picklechu]

Apparently, if the BB&T and SunTrust merger goes through, people who bank with either and use direct deposit will have 6 months to a year to update their direct deposit information. It would honestly be kind of funny if Chris forgot to do so.

Also, I'm slightly surprised that we haven't seen Chris beg for Venmo or Cash App "donations." For an autist, he's usually pretty willing to adopt newer technology, especially if it's free. Plus, Cash App has a referral program, which would make it easier to get money from idiots, since it wouldn't be their $5 Chris gets if they use his referral code.

 

[Incognito Mode]

Also, how exactly is he the OC and "father" of Sonichu and yet he claims that CWCville and other characters like Magi-chan have always existed and will continue to exist without him? Magi-chan is still a part of the "Sonichu" race and yet it somehow predates Chris?

I think Chris dropped the father title and replaced it with creator some time after he drew himself bumfucking Sonichu, possibly due to realizing the incestuous implications.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Apparently, if the BB&T and SunTrust merger goes through, people who bank with either and use direct deposit will have 6 months to a year to update their direct deposit information. It would honestly be kind of funny if Chris forgot to do so.

Also, I'm slightly surprised that we haven't seen Chris beg for Venmo or Cash App "donations." For an autist, he's usually pretty willing to adopt newer technology, especially if it's free. Plus, Cash App has a referral program, which would make it easier to get money from idiots, since it wouldn't be their $5 Chris gets if they use his referral code.

As I keep saying, the concept of the tugboat is ironclad, but the money itself can be ruined.

 

[Picklechu]

As I keep saying, the concept of the tugboat is ironclad, but the money itself can be ruined.

Not really. The government won't say "oh, I guess he doesn't need this anymore!" He'll still get it and get direct deposit set back up, but he'll have a month where he ends up having to go without for a week or two.

 

[AnOminous]

Not really. The government won't say "oh, I guess he doesn't need this anymore!" He'll still get it and get direct deposit set back up, but he'll have a month where he ends up having to go without for a week or two.

Or it could be a months-long Kafkaesque nightmare because thousands of other tards at the same time will also be in the same situation because they just threw away the notice that they needed to update that shit.

 

[DCM90]

Did Chris stop using his FB account after the No more Q&A melt down video?

 

[{o{P]

Did Chris stop using his FB account after the No more Q&A melt down video?

i dont think there was a any specfic reason beyond being able to connect to the TRUE AND HONEST fanbase about the merge and such

 

[Col. Bustard]

What does Chris actually do all day?

He talks about completing the merger constantly, but that's not--you know, real. He posts on Twitter a little bit, but not nearly enough to take up a significant amount of time. He usually doesn't keep up with his Patreon contributions, and with the level of shit he makes, I doubt that he can really argue that it takes up a good portion of his day. He doesn't seem like the type to browse forms or Reddit all day, and we'd 100% know if he was since he sucks at concealing his powerlevel. The Love Quest is over. He's banned from pretty much any place he would visit reguarly. The only thing I know for certain is the stupid fucking videos he uses to grow his tits.

So, what is his day-to-day? Games? Netflix? Jacking off?

Also, when he is "working on the merge", what does that actuall look like?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What does Chris actually do all day?

He talks about completing the merger constantly, but that's not--you know, real. He posts on Twitter a little bit, but not nearly enough to take up a significant amount of time. He usually doesn't keep up with his Patreon contributions, and with the level of shit he makes, I doubt that he can really argue that it takes up a good portion of his day. He doesn't seem like the type to browse forms or Reddit all day, and we'd 100% know if he was since he sucks at concealing his powerlevel. The Love Quest is over. He's banned from pretty much any place he would visit reguarly. The only thing I know for certain is the stupid fucking videos he uses to grow his tits.

So, what is his day-to-day? Games? Netflix? Jacking off?

Also, when he is "working on the merge", what does that actuall look like?

I'm gonna say he's playing pretend in his room with his rat tulpas and/or playing vidya that's intended for kids.