Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

I'd like to fund his tombstone;

Here Lies
Ian Brandon Something
1982 - 2025
"The TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu™"
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If somebody wants to cough up the dough for an adult sized version of one of those cartoon themed children's coffins that would be tasteful also.

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Wouldn't he want to be buried next to Patti's doghouse? Why not just write that onto the doghouse to make it cheaper and more Chris-esque?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

So when Chris dies, are any of you going to attend his funeral?

Funerals are expensive. I don't see this happening. No one is going to arrange and pay for it. Distant relatives may be contacted by the state whereupon if they say "nope not my problem" he is cremated as cheaply as possible and the ashes are filed in a little box. There is a video called "A Certain Kind of Death" where it shows what happens if you die with nobody who will take responsibility for the proceedings.

 

[Tecumseh]

Funerals are expensive. I don't see this happening. No one is going to arrange and pay for it. Distant relatives may be contacted by the state whereupon if they say "nope not my problem" he is cremated as cheaply as possible and the ashes are filed in a little box. There is a video called "A Certain Kind of Death" where it shows what happens if you die with nobody who will take responsibility for the proceedings.

So is that how it all ends? Not with a bang, but with a whimper?

 

[ZexyGuzzbo]

I know that Chris has been doing his lucid dream shtick for a while now, I'm talking about this because there's this one ponyfag who talked about some website that talks about lucid dreaming about ponies and shit.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Funerals are expensive. I don't see this happening. No one is going to arrange and pay for it. Distant relatives may be contacted by the state whereupon if they say "nope not my problem" he is cremated as cheaply as possible and the ashes are filed in a little box. There is a video called "A Certain Kind of Death" where it shows what happens if you die with nobody who will take responsibility for the proceedings.

I’ve seen that doc, it’s really depressing but also incredibly fascinating. If anyone wants to have an idea of how the deaths of those who are truly alone are handled, give this a watch (note that the majority of the footage is from 1999 so it’s highly likely that procedures have changed dramatically since then)

 

[Radium]

I know that Chris has been doing his lucid dream shtick for a while now, I'm talking about this because there's this one ponyfag who talked about some website that talks about lucid dreaming about ponies and shit.

After interacting with the pony hypno community I don't want to go down this rabbit ho- fuck.

I just realized that we should thank god Chris hasn't been lured into pony hypnosis. I can imagine him actually being one of the suggestive autistic people that 'cursed files' actually fuck up mentally.

 

[ZexyGuzzbo]

After interacting with the pony hypno community I don't want to go down this rabbit ho- fuck.

I just realized that we should thank god Chris hasn't been lured into pony hypnosis. I can imagine him actually being one of the suggestive autistic people that 'cursed files' actually fuck up mentally.

Yeah, I think it was a forum or some board that guy found that shit on.

 

[King Kiwi]

To think it was only a few years ago that Chris still had the awareness to know he couldn't avoid reality forever.

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Denial, insanity, drugs, take your pick.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

To think it was only a few years ago that Chris still had the awareness to know he couldn't avoid reality forever.

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"My house is a dunghill and I don't know where the fuck is anything anymore since I burned it down like a dumbass"
"When my father was alive I could happily scratch my balls all day long like an autistic orangutan, I miss that"

"LEARN WHAT YOU WILL" from that "PEARLS OF WISDOM"

Chris is like the Aristotle of fetal alcohol syndrome.

 

[Tikbalang]

If Chris is with Sockness, I think Sockness would be happy to take all the responsibilities as long as he's with his beloved godes.

 

[Mr. 0]

I hope Chris gives Jacob Sockness AIDS through buttsex that he dies from a week later, and that Chris gets arrested for manslaughter because of it.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I hope Chris gives Jacob Sockness AIDS through buttsex that he dies from a week later, and that Chris gets arrested for manslaughter because of it.

If anything, Sockness would be the one giving Chris the AIDS. He is a nihilistic and unstable gay dude from San Francisco who has puts out enough to have lived with an older sugar daddy. Meanwhile Chris only had sex a handful of times at the most and probably used a condom every time.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Chris is with Sockness, I think Sockness would be happy to take all the responsibilities as long as he's with his beloved godes.

Uhh...no.

Sockness is going to rail Chris like there's no tomorrow, a-boogaboggaboggabogga! Barb until her hair turns whiter, fart on the dogs and then leave with whatever food he finds.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Uhh...no.

Sockness is going to rail Chris like there's no tomorrow, a-boogaboggaboggabogga! Barb until her hair turns whiter, fart on the dogs and then leave with whatever food he finds.

Unless he shows up with fat stacks of cash Barb will probably shoot him on sight.

 

[King Kiwi]

Unless he shows up with fat stacks of cash Barb will probably shoot him on sight.

Naw.
She'd fell Chris instead.

 

[Spergichu]

Unless he shows up with fat stacks of cash Barb will probably shoot him on sight.

Naw.
She'd fell Chris instead.

By ricochet of course, because Barb already almost killed one son that way.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Wouldn't he want to be buried next to Patti's doghouse? Why not just write that onto the doghouse to make it cheaper and more Chris-esque?

Because that dog house weighs a good five tons

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Have we heard any updates on Snoopy and Clover? he only ever seems to tweet about his pets whenever he's killed a kitten or begging for pet food. I'd assume they're not doing so great since Barb is the one that mainly watches them and we can't even be sure if she's even fully cognizant these days.

 

[Broseph]

"My house is a dunghill and I don't know where the fuck is anything anymore since I burned it down like a dumbass"
"When my father was alive I could happily scratch my balls all day long like an autistic orangutan, I miss that"

"LEARN WHAT YOU WILL" from that "PEARLS OF WISDOM"

Chris is like the Aristotle of fetal alcohol syndrome.

NEET life ain't easy huh Chris?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I got around to writing up a CWCki article on the Therapeutic Docket - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Therapeutic_Docket

It's amazing how resistant Chris is to getting better. He was given a shrink for nine months but managed to dig himself deeper into his delusions and seek out more bad actors to validate his beliefs.