Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Alex Krycek said:
Kacey tried, repeatedly. Clyde wasn’t a sweetheart but he also tried.
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Oh, I forgot about Kacey. Spectacular, really; his devotion to not being employed is so strong that you can order him to do basically everything, but you can't convince him to even TRY to get a job.

I would do anything for love
Yes, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
 
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Syaoran Li said:
When the other shoe drops and Barb's gone, that's probably the closest to an official "ending" this story can get. Seeing how Chris handles the gravity of a situation as severe as Barb's death will probably be a good indicator of whether or not he'll end up deranged and possibly homeless for the rest of his life, or if he moves into some cheapo apartment and lives off the tugboat until he eventually dies in obscurity.
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There are two reasons why I suspect that when Barb pops her clogs Chris will not end up homeless:
  • Chris has never lived alone and is totally unequipped to do so
  • Chris is a prize pig for certain values of 'prize'
WRT the first point, Chris won't be able to stand being alone simply because he never has been alone; Borb have always factored into his existence. Sure, he has a bunch of imaginary friends in his head and the Internet to fall back on, but he requires having another human being around. He'll either seek out someone to live with, bring someone in to live with him, or be invited to move in with someone, but he's not going to end up in a cardboard box under an overpass - at least, not initially.

The second point is one that I've raised before, but feel that it bears repeating: if you're the right kind of pervert, Chris is a prize. He comes with bodily orifices (some OEM, some aftermarket) to penetrate and a tugboat. Couple that with his need to have a person - anyone - around, ability to be manipulated, and general requirement for mollycoddling, and you've got the makings of a willing dependent equipped with fuckable holes that pretty much pay you to violate them.

Frankly, I suspect that this is what's motivating Sockness: he sees Chris as a cornholeable ATM provided that he can get Chris to either take him in or shack up with him. There's nothing to prove that at this point; it's just speculation on my behalf. But it's not unreasonable speculation.
 
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SigueSigueSpergnik said:
The second point is one that I've raised before, but feel that it bears repeating: if you're the right kind of pervert, Chris is a prize. He comes with bodily orifices (some OEM, some aftermarket) to penetrate and a tugboat. Couple that with his need to have a person - anyone - around, ability to be manipulated, and general requirement for mollycoddling, and you've got the makings of a willing dependent equipped with fuckable holes that pretty much pay you to violate them.
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What you have just said is Jacob's endgame with Chris. Sockness wants Chris to trust him and only him so Chris can move to San Francisco and become his gay sex slave.
 
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Pickelhaube said:
What you have just said is Jacob's endgame with Chris. Sockness wants Chris to trust him and only him so Chris can move to San Francisco and become his gay sex slave.
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But why Chris? Neither can reach their erected dicks in each other's buttholes?
 
Xochi said:
I feel it was a tremendous missed opportunity that none of Chris's heartsweets ever got him into a job.
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There also was (sorry, I can't be arsed to look up the source) this facebook friend of his that on one of his rants about being unhirable because online rep (despite never trying to begin with) commented having ties on the tard-wrangler community (or being one herself, I'm not sure) who could get him a job.

She repeatedly told him that:
- They wouldn't give a shit about his reputation
- It would be part-time and allow him to still keep his tugboat
- It would be a job tailored to autistics and their special needs
- The schedule would adapt to him so he could still "take care of his mom" (the excuse he haphazardly pulled out of his ass when the previous points cornered him)

She insisted and insisted, and debunked like a champ every single shitty excuse Chris threw at her until he simply opted to remain silent so people would please stop throwing tailor-made jobs at him.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
There also was (sorry, I can't be arsed to look up the source) this facebook friend of his that on one of his rants about being unhirable because online rep (despite never trying to begin with) commented having ties on the tard-wrangler community (or being one herself, I'm not sure) who could get him a job.

She repeatedly told him that:
- They wouldn't give a shit about his reputation
- It would be part-time and allow him to still keep his tugboat
- It would be a job tailored to autistics and their special needs
- The schedule would adapt to him so he could still "take care of his mom" (the excuse he haphazardly pulled out of his ass when the previous points cornered him)

She insisted and insisted, and debunked like a champ every single shitty excuse Chris threw at her until he simply opted to remain silent so people would please stop throwing tailor-made jobs at him.
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Do you have any screenshot or names? Wanna look into this for the comic
 
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GherkinRealness said:
Do you have any screenshot or names? Wanna look into this for the comic
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Chrus Chundlur said:
(sorry, I can't be arsed to look up the source)
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*sigh*

You had to go and make me look it up, didn't you? :tomgirl:

Here, I misremembered some things, the caretaking excuse was actually thrown preemptively, plus "being discriminated as a lesbian transwoman" and temper tantrums at random. The girl didn't really insist that much as I remembered either (understandable, as Chris immediately goes on a tardrage fit), but the job chance really looked tailor-made for basket cases like him.

(Edit: There is some more interesting nagging about getting a job on the following post(s?) listed on the link. Of course, Chris is having none of it.)
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
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You had to go and make me look it up, didn't you? :tomgirl:

Here, I misremembered some things, the caretaking excuse was actually thrown preemptively, plus "being discriminated as a lesbian transwoman" and temper tantrums at random. The girl didn't really insist that much as I remembered either (understandable, as Chris immediately goes on a tardrage fit), but the job chance really looked tailor-made for basket cases like him.

(Edit: There is some more interesting nagging about getting a job on the following post(s?) listed on the link. Of course, Chris is having none of it.)
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Ah yeah Kim, she’s actually tried to help Chris repeatedly even predating the tomgirl saga.
 
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MajorBlasski454 said:
Should this really be up here publicly? I'm sure neither us or Megan would want orbiting we‎e‎ns to bother her.
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This isn't new info. I remember seeing her page a year or so ago sharing her projects. But yeah, she hasn't been a part of this roller-coaster of insanity for over a decade, despite Chris occasionally bringing her up here.
She's distanced herself from Chris for damned good reasons, and I think it's only fair to respect that choice.
 
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What will happen when Chris dies? Are we all gonna get together in a discord call and sing Hallelujah?
 
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