Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Marvin]

Is there no way that you could possibly earn his trust through bribing him to work harder and putting more of a hard and proper work attitude if he were given something he really wanted in return I.e girlfriend, money, toys etc? I mean if he was promised that he would be given the sexiest girl in the world and the opportunity to screw her given that he has to stop playing PS4 and get a job a real paying one? Would that’s vitally motivate him enough to make 180 degree spin?

He killed his dick with hormones and he's as happy as a pig in shit. He doesn't really want money, so much as he wants "go away for a bit and let me buy toys" tickets, which he automatically gets from the government and dumbasses who still extend him credit (I know not respectable places, but anywhere he can scam a deal).

Go away for a bit can really be just a minimal amount of time if it doesn't come with too much stress. Like with his credit card lawsuits, he has to show up in court every couple months? Yeah, considering how many go away tickets he squeezed from them over the years and by how Chris values his time, it's been worth it to him.

 

[Metatarsupial]

I'm not trying to bait Null back into the Chris forums, but was there something specific that Chris did to really piss him off to the point where he doesn't even want to mention Chris?

I know it was around the Idea Guys time but was it just one big thing that happened that was too much to deal with or just a series of things that led up to the fallout?

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm not trying to bait Null back into the Chris forums, but was there something specific that Chris did to really piss him off to the point where he doesn't even want to mention Chris?

I know it was around the Idea Guys time but was it just one big thing that happened that was too much to deal with or just a series of things that led up to the fallout?

-Null has a distaste for this forum due to the breed of autism that inhabits it
-Null had plan to cover chris's ass once barb kicks the bucket that chris demonstrated he will willingly ignore
-Chris called null evil and renounced him despite all the help he got (he's done this before though, he gave this site shit even after it sent him a nice care package after the 14bc fire and called null a dodo brain because he couldn't get an included money order to work right)
-barb tried to molest him

 

[Mason Verger]

I'm not trying to bait Null back into the Chris forums, but was there something specific that Chris did to really piss him off to the point where he doesn't even want to mention Chris?

I know it was around the Idea Guys time but was it just one big thing that happened that was too much to deal with or just a series of things that led up to the fallout?

-Null has a distaste for this forum due to the breed of autism that inhabits it
-Null had plan to cover chris's ass once barb kicks the bucket that chris demonstrated he will willingly ignore
-Chris called null evil and renounced him despite all the help he got (he's done this before though, he gave this site shit even after it sent him a nice care package after the 14bc fire and called null a dodo brain because he couldn't get an included money order to work right)
-barb tried to molest him

-Chris looks back more favorably on the guys that made him hit his mother and shit on the floor than the guy that attempted to give Chris a fighting chance at the bleak future that’s right around the corner.

-Null doesn’t play the preferred pronoun game with Chris which causes Chris to act like a brat.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

-Null has a distaste for this forum due to the breed of autism that inhabits it
-Null had plan to cover chris's ass once barb kicks the bucket that chris demonstrated he will willingly ignore
-Chris called null evil and renounced him despite all the help he got (he's done this before though, he gave this site shit even after it sent him a nice care package after the 14bc fire and called null a dodo brain because he couldn't get an included money order to work right)
-barb tried to molest him

That last point is real? When did that happen?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

No, it didn't happen. Not that any of us knows for sure, anyway.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't know if this was discussed, but is it possible for Chris to get a Guinness world record for being the most documented person and the mainstream attention that would come with it?

 

[thegooddoctor]

@Marvin What about my previous question? Has there ever been any evidence to support the concept that Barbara had a child with Bob to essentially 'trap' him into a relationship? with her knowing full well that she wasn't getting any younger and had basically pushed everyone in her family away from her even in the early 80s?( Including her own son and previous husband) So she fucked Bob and CWC came popping outta her VJ in 1982 and from than on he was basically doomed to both raise a unique spasticated son and take care of his bitch fatass wife for the rest of his days? Fuck me, I wouldn't wish such a fate on even my worst enemies...

 

[Mr. 0]

-Chris looks back more favorably on the guys that made him hit his mother and shit on the floor than the guy that attempted to give Chris a fighting chance at the bleak future that’s right around the corner.

-Null doesn’t play the preferred pronoun game with Chris which causes Chris to act like a brat.

Also he didn't play into Chris's delusions; that time Chris threw a fit after texting null or something because Null refused to address him as "magi-chan" and didn't know what he was on about

 

[deadson]

I’d say absolutely not, he’s far too lazy and entitled and thanks to we.ens paying him for his every whim it’s worse than ever.

As for a girlfriend if he was with a girl he found attractive and she was being intimate I imagine he’d say things like ‘I’m working on it!’ and complain about how he’s busy in his fictional world if pressured to get a job but he wouldn’t do anything in reality, it’s worth remembering in his original attraction sign he expected the potential partner to not only have a job but a average to high paying one.

All you have to do is see how he acted with the trolls who posed as sweethearts, Kacey being the most realistic (despite her being a piece of shit in the process.) It wouldn't be far from real life if he was capable of retaining a girl.

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin What about my previous question? Has there ever been any evidence to support the concept that Barbara had a child with Bob to essentially 'trap' him into a relationship? with her knowing full well that she wasn't getting any younger and had basically pushed everyone in her family away from her even in the early 80s?( Including her own son and previous husband) So she fucked Bob and CWC came popping outta her VJ in 1982 and from than on he was basically doomed to both raise a unique spasticated son and take care of his bitch fatass wife for the rest of his days? Fuck me, I wouldn't wish such a fate on even my worst enemies...

He wasn't planned.

What would the difference be if she had? She would've behaved the same.

 

[thegooddoctor]

He wasn't planned.

What would the difference be if she had? She would've behaved the same.

Yeah but it would be more leverage against her and the almighty grail of reasons we should hate Barb, also he wasn't??? how doo you know I understand they were both old but lots more adults these days have a kid when they're 40, its rare but it does sometimes happen, honestly though Barb might be the only person who might be even shittier a person than Chris is, she's 50% responsible for who he turned out to be, and while Chris at least somewhat has Autism as his excuse, Barbara from what we know has no real illnesses or mental defects confirmed, so her shiftiness and failings are utterly her faultier herb just being a total bitch

 

[Mason Verger]

Yeah but it would be more leverage against her and the almighty grail of reasons we should hate Barb, also he wasn't??? how doo you know I understand they were both old but lots more adults these days have a kid when they're 40, its rare but it does sometimes happen, honestly though Barb might be the only person who might be even shittier a person than Chris is, she's 50% responsible for who he turned out to be, and while Chris at least somewhat has Autism as his excuse, Barbara from what we know has no real illnesses or mental defects confirmed, so her shiftiness and failings are utterly her faultier herb just being a total bitch

How exactly do you expect anybody to know that definitively except Barb herself?

Barbs not going to go around bragging to strangers about trapping Bob with an unwanted baby. I mean, she’s not black.

 

[AnOminous]

He wasn't planned.

Lol like that slut would admit biting a hole in the condom.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah but it would be more leverage against her and the almighty grail of reasons we should hate Barb, also he wasn't??? how doo you know I understand they were both old but lots more adults these days have a kid when they're 40, its rare but it does sometimes happen, honestly though Barb might be the only person who might be even shittier a person than Chris is, she's 50% responsible for who he turned out to be, and while Chris at least somewhat has Autism as his excuse, Barbara from what we know has no real illnesses or mental defects confirmed, so her shiftiness and failings are utterly her faultier herb just being a total bitch

Bob was 54 when Chris was born. Which means he would've been 75 by the time Chris graduated college, if Chris turned out normal. It's possible he was planned but that seems like poor planning on Bob's part.

Lol like that slut would admit biting a hole in the condom.

Heh, well, yeah, planned as in mutually planned like a loving, trusting married couple should do.

 

[Mason Verger]

It's possible he was planned but that seems like poor planning on Bob's part.

Bob was a fairly accomplished engineer, he’d know better than to build with defective materials.

 

[AnOminous]

Bob was a fairly accomplished engineer, he’d know better than to build with defective materials.

His sperm was probably pretty defective at his age. That's probably why the tism.

 

[Mason Verger]

His sperm was probably pretty defective at his age. That's probably why the tism.

I don’t know about the genetic transmission of autism, but there’s a few people on Bobs side on the spectrum. Bobs seed might be literal tard cum.

 

[AnOminous]

I don’t know about the genetic transmission of autism, but there’s a few people on Bobs side on the spectrum. Bobs seed might be literal tard cum.

Between Bob and Barb's alcohol-pickled gametes, any drinking Barb did while pregnant, any autism Bob inherited, and any autism he got as his tard cum curdled with age, Chris had not much chance to turn out normal.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Between Bob and Barb's alcohol-pickled gametes, any drinking Barb did while pregnant, any autism Bob inherited, and any autism he got as his tard cum curdled with age, Chris had not much chance to turn out normal.

"His behavior was not normal." Barbara Weston Chandler, from the trailer of Chris Chan vs. The Internet.
So she's somewhat aware that Chris is a fuck up.