So some friends of mine have no idea who Chris is and I'm not sure how exactly to explain the immense amount of autism there is. Do I show them the audios like the semen recycling or do I read them Sonichu? Sorry if this isn't allowed, this is my first thread here
I know it's borderline blasphemous, but the few times I've mentioned CWC and Sonichu to friends and need to provide some context, I refer them to the infamous Cracked image thing first, and then the PewDiePie video. They make for a quick briefing and are way more 'palatable' sources to the uninitiated.
So some friends of mine have no idea who Chris is and I'm not sure how exactly to explain the immense amount of autism there is. Do I show them the audios like the semen recycling or do I read them Sonichu? Sorry if this isn't allowed, this is my first thread here
So some friends of mine have no idea who Chris is and I'm not sure how exactly to explain the immense amount of autism there is. Do I show them the audios like the semen recycling or do I read them Sonichu? Sorry if this isn't allowed, this is my first thread here
You think if Magi-chan ever tried to fight the Warhammer Orks he'd have a seizure since any attempt to mentally link with a waagghh is like trying to jump into lava.
I know Barb would constantly call on the White House cause as much as CWC will deny he's autistic, his mother will do anything to get support services for him, and take it from him at the same time.
You think this song would irritate ol' Chrissy-boy?
Below: Autism time! (No, just no. Don't read this. Ever.)
How legitimately intelligent is Sonic, Sonichu and Chris anyway?
I ask this because of speed. In order for something sentient to move at the blistering speeds Sanic does, and do it accurately without slamming into spikes or whatever, you have to be able to information at a pace no normal person can. The human eye can see 60 frames per second, so if you're moving at insane speeds, that's honestly not enough information to respond at split second reflexes to avoid dangers and commit attacks against Dr. Robotnik / Eggman's forces. Does Sanic see the world at much higher than 60 fps?
And if this is true, how much of that information does he retain? Being able to accurately retain that knowledge brought in at such high speeds means the possibility of processing that information for various applications other than running really fast. Can Sanic read a book faster than the speed of sound? Does he have a photographic memory?
I ask the retarded above questions because you know Chris and his abortion Sonichu and himself as Chris Chan Sonichu. If he saying he has the processing power of several mega computers with the reflexes to boot outside the realm of his retarded comic book?
This is what I get for not listening to other things while working out yesterday for hours. I remember an old Red Letter Media video with Rich Evans and that weird guy talking about Sanic and how many frames per second you had to respond to an obstacle on screen from when it appears at the side of the screen and when you collide with it losing all your rings. Yes, this is that autistic.
I know the answer. Chris doesn't have the mental capability to precognitively think things through before making his abominations even involving himself, but I got curious.
Another question: do you think that fictional dimension Chris is trying to bring into the real world has Star Wars movies not made by Disney that don't suck? Autism, away~!
Often meant to be carefree, more risk taking etc, like how you think when you're a teenager, you can form a complex thought or plan but really don't see past the next two steps.
I've been going through the Ivy Q&A, and while there was stuff that was already known, there was one thing that was new to me: according to Bob, he thought that people the world over were writing about Chris for their degrees.
I know this is such a cliche question at this point but anybody think of genuinely one talent hobby or skill in which Chris actually ‘good’ at? I mean he’s obviously quite knowledgeable about the things he enjoys like Video games, sonic, Lego and other autistic vices? He must be at least genuinely educated in these fields, that’s got to count right? I mean cmon name one thing he’s actually sort of talented/good at, anything cmon ONE THING!
I know this is such a cliche question at this point but anybody think of genuinely one talent hobby or skill in which Chris actually ‘good’ at? I mean he’s obviously quite knowledgeable about the things he enjoys like Video games, sonic, Lego and other autistic vices? He must be at least genuinely educated in these fields, that’s got to count right? I mean cmon name one thing he’s actually sort of talented/good at, anything cmon ONE THING!
There's simply nothing. Even the video games he's proven to be "accomplished" in are ones like Animal Crossing where you can become accomplished just by being a NEET who checks in three times a day. Chris shows none of the knowledge and understanding that one would expect from someone who's played 20,000 hours of Pokémon and has access to the Internet. He almost certainly doesn't know how to EV/IV train and selectively breed Pokémon, for example.
If Chris had any genuine aptitude for games he'd probably be a speedrunner. As it stands, he's just a clown who puts an enthusiast level of time into casual gaming.
There's simply nothing. Even the video games he's proven to be "accomplished" in are ones like Animal Crossing where you can become accomplished just by being a NEET who checks in three times a day. Chris shows none of the knowledge and understanding that one would expect from someone who's played 20,000 hours of Pokémon and has access to the Internet. He almost certainly doesn't know how to EV/IV train and selectively breed Pokémon, for example.
Looking at the CWCki, Chris was apparently okay-ish at Guitar Hero? And he and Megan are said to have been serious players of Soul Calibur III, although his definition of "serious" and mine might differ. We saw Chris play SC against the Mary Lee Walsh custom character in that infamous bout of autism and he struggles to take her down on Easy difficulty.
Looking at the CWCki, Chris was apparently okay-ish at Guitar Hero? And he and Megan are said to have been serious players of Soul Calibur III, although his definition of "serious" and mine might differ.
“Serious players” can refer to people who’ve racked up ridiculous levels of playtime, not just skill level. Which is even more alarming— Chris has put stupid amounts of hours (even days) doing nothing but playing games, and somehow he’s still shit at every one, including titles he’s managed to earn 100% achievements for.
“Serious players” can refer to people who’ve racked up ridiculous levels of playtime, not just skill level. Which is even more alarming— Chris has put stupid amounts of hours (even days) doing nothing but playing games, and somehow he’s still shit at every one, including titles he’s managed to earn 100% achievements for.
Chris was the very definition of a trophy farmer in his PS3 heyday. Looking at his game list it seems like he'd buy bargain bin crap just for the sake of collecting the trophies (and possibly still does?)
He's the equivalent of one of the guys in an MMO who have maxed out their numbers by grinding for years and now just bankstand all day showing off how big their dick is because they have nothing else left to do in the game, except even sadder because his "achievement" is overshadowed by the fact that he's Chris Motherfucking Chandler, the guy who cums in a shot glass and drinks it.
I know Barb would constantly call on the White House cause as much as CWC will deny he's autistic, his mother will do anything to get support services for him, and take it from him at the same time.
