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TrippinKahlua said:
Well we've had it coming. Again. This is like the fourth time. We gotta revive some form of the Guard dogs if Sockness is back. I've been mostly indifferent to him. I dont believe he is a murderer and a rapist, but yeah he was insane and I mostly wasnt worried since he lives 3000 miles away.

But he is now making Chris make occultic altars in the house, which will actively open portals he shouldn't. Real portals. Where shadow people come out of.

This is far more worse than anything the Idea Rascals could ever have done.
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You don't suppose that he'll bollocks it up so badly that it doesn't work?
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
I wonder if Chris will get an Ouija board and try to contact Bob or the spirit of Ryan Cash and accidentally summon Pazuzu or something. But what demon would want to take over Chris's body? Seeing him shout "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!" on one of his YT videos wouldn't raise an eyebrow.
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Knowing him and his fantasy BS, more than likely.
 
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To this day I still can't believe Chris's insatiable lust for pussy turned him into this abomination

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One thing that stuck out to me during the Liquid Chris saga was when during one of the Kacey calls, Borb was in on the call and you can hear Barb saying "I don't care that you're upset." I guess she doesn't care for her son's well being, or it was late in the night and she was annoyed by Chris' rantings of identity theft. If you wanted more evidence of Barbara Ann Weston Chandler being a selfish asshole, there you go.

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To this day I still can't believe Chris's insatiable lust for pussy turned him into this abomination

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Well yeah, having the responsibilites of being a JERK male were too much for him, and wanted to go the easy route by being a woman, that according to Chris, lives out the easier life among the genders.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Well yeah, having the responsibilites of being a JERK male were too much for him, and wanted to go the easy route by being a woman, that according to Chris, lives out the easier life among the genders.
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What's amusing is that he has pretty much always pursued the goal of filling a traditional female role. Even during the classic Love Quest phase, he was adamant that he wanted to be a "stay at home husband." I'll bet a lot of people could have predicted this way back in the day if he had not been so brutally homophobic/anti-LGBT. Although, some might argue the extent of his homophobia was always a bit suspicious.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
How does Chris think cartoon pastel ponies are "working to stop" a virus in the real world?
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It's like how a 3 years old thinks that he'll grow up to be a Power Ranger and help save people from baddies; Chris is mentally a child and has the imagination of one. It'd almost be adorable if it wasn't from a middle-aged half-bald seaweed-head.
 
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StarrDogg said:
If Chris gets COVID-19 and dies from it (which he certainly will) then I say we start a fund to build a Sonichu statue in The Game Place's shopping center
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He's the teflon tard, COVID-19 wouldn't keep him down for long. His hygiene and house are gross but I think I remember something about him being autistic about hand sanitizer usage so unless a McD's worker coughs on his nuggets I doubt he'll get it. The statue would be a worthy cause regardless.
 
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So I ran a sample of CWC writing (the "Magichan" tweets) through this site and these were the results:

Flesch Reading Ease score: 72 (text scale)
Flesch Reading Ease scored your text: fairly easy to read.

Gunning Fog: 9.2 (text scale)
Gunning Fog scored your text: fairly easy to read.

Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 7.5
Grade level: Eighth Grade.

The Coleman-Liau Index: 7
Grade level: Seventh Grade

The SMOG Index: 6.5
Grade level: Seventh Grade

Automated Readability Index: 6.9
Grade level: 11-13 yrs. old (Sixth and Seventh graders)

Linsear Write Formula : 8.7
Grade level: Ninth Grade.

Readability Consensus
Based on (7) readability formulas, we have scored your text:

Grade Level: 8
Reading Level: fairly easy to read.
Reader's Age: 12-14 yrs. old (Seventh and Eighth graders)
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I would always wonder what was life like with Chris when he was homeschooled by Bob when they both lived in Chesterfiled while Snorlax was working back in Ruckersville? I would have expected that they would bond like a father and son should, but I assume Chris just lost interest be the time he went through high school. From what I've gathered from the CWCki and other sources, Chris had vague memories of hanging out with his father.
 
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I would always wonder what was life like with Chris when he was homeschooled by Bob when they both lived in Chesterfiled while Snorlax was working back in Ruckersville? I would have expected that they would bond like a father and son should, but I assume Chris just lost interest be the time he went through high school. From what I've gathered from the CWCki and other sources, Chris had vague memories of hanging out with his father.
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Bob was too old to do much with him— they weren’t playing catch or anything. At best Bob probably took him to a movie here or there, or they’d get food at some cheap dine-in place. Other than that I’d imagine it was Bob forcing his son to remain at the kitchen table while he read history textbooks cover to cover, with Chris constantly complaining about how he wants to go back to finishing his lego Mario Kart 64 raceway.
 
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What if chris used his godlike powers to transport all of china into a black hole other than his throat or his anus? He could do the same for chicago, portland, seattle, st. louis, joo york, san fagcisco, etc. Why does he let evil remain?
 
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