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If you had a time machine and had the opportunity to change Chris, would you do it?
I'd honestly try and get in contact with Bob and try to convince him about how "a special school" isn't some kind of institution where Chris is kept in a padded cell all day. Though with Barb's presence and Bob's belief that anyone trying to keep his son from being mainstreamed is part of some county-wide conspiracy, I'm not sure they'd be convinced by any rational means.

I'd also maybe try to call CPS on Barb for leaving Chris alone all day while going off drinking. Again, it takes a lot, and I mean a lot to get a child removed from the care of their biological parents, sort of outright keeping them chained in the basement. Plus Barb is a known manipulator so she'd probably bullshit to any social workers.
 
I wonder if Chris ever asked Barb for make up tips? I guess Barb couldn't be bothered because "she didn't raise a daughter" and was ashamed of Chris like Bob was during his HS graduation.

I could picture it now: Barb applying make up on her son's ogre face and thinking to herself "Cole was the better son."
 
Do we know how much Vallium is Chris taking? It's highly addictive and he has a very addictive personality to boot so I'm wondering how much of his recent behavior has been due to him being stoned out of his fucking senses. His freakout with SNT and the ensuing weirdness of his tweets immediately after might've been pill popping
 
Do we know how much Vallium is Chris taking? It's highly addictive and he has a very addictive personality to boot so I'm wondering how much of his recent behavior has been due to him being stoned out of his fucking senses. His freakout with SNT and the ensuing weirdness of his tweets immediately after might've been pill popping
He’s actually just huffing jenkem now
 
Makes me wonder what would happen if a ween or even a serial killer manages to find and kill Chris?

A combination of his naivety, retardation and the fact that you can easily look up where he lives does sound kinda scary if I were in his painted shoes.

Does he even have the sense to defend himself if he's knows someone was out to get him.
 
Makes me wonder what would happen if a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME or even a serial killer manages to find and kill Chris?

A combination of his naivety, exceptionalism and the fact that you can easily look up where he lives does sound kinda scary if I were in his painted shoes.

Does he even have the sense to defend himself if he's knows someone was out to get him.

He used to have a bat that went along with his INfamous sling. Don't know if he carries that. I doubt he's allowed to carry mace since the Blarms incident. Old habits never die since that livestream where Chris tells everyone who is watching his address. He's pretty much paranoid, so I assume he has a sense of some fear. His reaction time is what you would already come to know, so Chris could be taken down rather easily. I'm surprised Sockness hasn't made an unexpected visit, even with the quarantine.
 
Makes me wonder what would happen if a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME or even a serial killer manages to find and kill Chris?

A combination of his naivety, exceptionalism and the fact that you can easily look up where he lives does sound kinda scary if I were in his painted shoes.

Does he even have the sense to defend himself if he's knows someone was out to get him.

That's a good point, actually. How has no one set fire to his house for the lols yet? 🤔
 
No. You forget: in Chris's head, the next five seasons will happen. He knows what the story is and everything (some crap about all of the main characters becoming alicorns, because when everyone is special, no one is special).

He'll whine about Hasbro being meanies for a while, but, as with Equestria Girls (which he initially expressed his hatred for repeatedly), five'll get you ten that he quickly ends up loving G5 as well.
 
Stella or Julay?

I wanted to fuck Elaine so much back in the day. Funny and hot. The fact that she was die Juden was only a minor setback, it was fantasy wanking after all. I think the only other TV characters I wanted to fuck were Kelly Bundy and maybe Markie Post's character on Night Court, can't even remember her name. She had a serious MILF thing going on before we knew what a MILF was.


(Now THAT"S an autistic thread hijack! See how to do it, faggots?)
 
Makes me wonder what would happen if a I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME or even a serial killer manages to find and kill Chris?

A combination of his naivety, exceptionalism and the fact that you can easily look up where he lives does sound kinda scary if I were in his painted shoes.

Does he even have the sense to defend himself if he's knows someone was out to get him.
To quote a criminally underrated movie "Fucken Stephen Hawking could knock him out"
 
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