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Apocalypso said:
What are the possible fates waiting Chris after Barb dies?
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Chris will be able to get a job testing new pokey man games at Nintendo's Virginia Research Center, which is staffed exclusively by big-titted vixens with mommy complexes. He will be paid in McDonald's chow, and thus will be set for life.

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No, seriously, everything that actually COULD happen to Chris amounts to him being totally fucked. He'll either be in jail, in a mental hospital (NOT a happy group home), or he'll be homeless. If things go fantastically well, he might be a shut-in at the rebuilt 14bc, until it again gets trashed by neglect.
 
No, seriously, everything that actually COULD happen to Chris amounts to him being totally fucked. He'll either be in jail, in a mental hospital (NOT a happy group home), or he'll be homeless. If things go fantastically well, he might be a shut-in at the rebuilt 14bc, until it again gets trashed by neglect.
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He'll cease being a lolcow entirely, for sure. Best case scenario is that he discovers a new life and lives free, or he could be in jail/mental hospital/homeless, or a shut-in, or (worse case scenario) Chris ends his own life, which would be awful.
 
Pikonic said:
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/a-documentary-about-christian-weston-chandler

Lol no

There's oodles of real reasons why you shouldn't make a real documentary on Chris
A) The people outside the internet community (aka the general population) will see a man with the mental age of a 7yo making a fool out of himself. They'll feel bad and tell the creators they should be ashamed of themselves. But you want to introduce people to CWC? Ok, do this then. Find someone who doesn't use the internet for fun, just business. When they make a mistake call them autistic, see what happens. That's the reaction a documentary will get.
B) Once the first review by the general population hits, it's all over. You won't make money off this
C) Ok, let's say you make it for us, the CWC community. What sources are you going to use, the CWCki? ED? The CWCkipedia? We've all already read those.
D) So you'll bring something new and interesting to us? A interview with Chris himself? Actually, wow that's a good idea OH WAIT!!! Chris won't talk to you.
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I don't think that a documentary would work, because in order to understand and appriciate the entire Christian Weston Chandler saga, you have to have knowledge of our internet culture. To an outsider, the whole thing would seem weird and it would be misunderstood. To try to introduce Chris Chan to a new audience of people that aren't already familier with him, in a film format, would be almost undoable. The entire saga of Chris Chan was a very unique thing that happened for a number of circumstances, but the most important was the existence of the internet and various tools such as Youtube, which allowed the trolling to evolve and happen the way it did. The saga of Chris Chan is now part of our internet culture, and it makes sense that he's documented online in the cwcki, a 21st century, internet format, than being documented in the old way as in a film.
TL;DR=documentary idea unworkable, remembering him through the cwcki much more proper
 
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Does anybody have a general idea if Chris & Barb is renting a house in Charlottesville or Ruckersville? I hope Chris didn't convince Barb to move to Midlothian/Chesterfield.
 
I think they were renting somewhere fairly far west of Charlottesville, based on a location from a Facebook post a few months ago, although I forget exactly where it was sent from. That could have been the hotel, though; I forget when the transition was.
 
Has Chris ever ridden on a plane, even on a domestic flight, considering how he has never left the USA (or so he claims)?
 
Apocalypso said:
Has Chris ever ridden on a plane, even on a domestic flight, considering how he has never left the USA (or so he claims)?
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Presumably once before, when the Chandlers went to California to visit Cole. I can't imagine Bob 'n' Barb would have it in them to drive there and back, much less with Chris in tow.
 
Marvin said:
It would mean yielding to another person's will.
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Well, he did give this story where he got arrested--loitering, IIRC, and he tard-raged so much that they had to strap him to a wheelchair--probably traumatic for him.
 
Well I was just reading Chrissy's version of his arrest after assaulting the Game PLace and it struck me as weird how much he struggled to not get handcuffed. Even he has to know that you can't fight back against the police.

Trust Chrissy to make a bad situation worse but I still wonder why he put up so much of a struggle?

(I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED)
 
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Sensory defensiveness? He has been photographed wearing a wristwatch over his sleeve before, so maybe his wrists are somehow sensitive.
 
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Sweet and Savoury said:
Well I was just reading Chrissy's version of his arrest after assaulting the Game PLace and it struck me as weird how much he struggled to not get handcuffed. Even he has to know that you can't fight back against the police.

Trust Chrissy to make a bad situation worse but I still wonder why he put up so much of a struggle?

(I screamed and Screamed and SCREAMED)
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After all he had experienced with the Jerkops in the past, he was sure he was not naive enough to not be able to break free.

I wonder if any video footage exists anywhere. Typically, squad cars often have a camera recording these kinds of instances. I know this for a fact because I watch Tru Tv.
 
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