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How do people manage to keep up with Chris nowadays? He doesn't make videos anymore so the only way to see what's going on is to scour through literally hundreds of tweets a day of a completely indecipherable mess. Just trying to read a single tweet he makes almost gives me an anyeursm.
He's incredibly boring, too. Maybe age is catching up with him now, since he's really slow at posting any sort of content.
 
How do people manage to keep up with Chris nowadays? He doesn't make videos anymore so the only way to see what's going on is to scour through literally hundreds of tweets a day of a completely indecipherable mess. Just trying to read a single tweet he makes almost gives me an anyeursm.
I wait for TAH to do all that shit then look for the good bits.
 
How do people manage to keep up with Chris nowadays? He doesn't make videos anymore so the only way to see what's going on is to scour through literally hundreds of tweets a day of a completely indecipherable mess. Just trying to read a single tweet he makes almost gives me an anyeursm.

His twitter is what most people use to keep track on him.
 
How do people manage to keep up with Chris nowadays? He doesn't make videos anymore so the only way to see what's going on is to scour through literally hundreds of tweets a day of a completely indecipherable mess. Just trying to read a single tweet he makes almost gives me an anyeursm.
He’s most active on Twitter and uploads every-so-often on YouTube in the form of live-streams.
 
I've seen like half the comprehensive history videos and somes wiki articles.
I still have a lot to learn

I just wanna say that the liquid chris saga is comedic genius and that the lars call with the what kind of indian are you ,what is your casino stuff is pure gold
 
Is Chris emotionally dead on the inside? The last time he sounded genuinely upset was that q&a NO MORE video. Nowadays he just puts on this weird growly voice to convey negative emotion. Compare his voice in the Cryzel torture videos to old videos where he's screaming about Liquid Chris and Clyde Cash. It was cartoonishly exaggerated but you could tell he wasn't faking being upset. It seems like he forces himself to convey emotion now, to maintain his charade. I guess it's part of the reason why he isn't as entertaining anymore.
Most if not all of those videos directed at Liquid/Clyde were spurred on by trolls. Otherwise Chris would’ve never even noticed them trying to “start a war” against CWCville and his love quest. Chris didn’t really use the internet outside of spamming his content and trying to meet up with people back in 2007-2010. When the trolling died down, he had no reason to keep himself fixated on whatever was going on regarding his fake sweethearts so he resumed his usual lifestyle of loitering and playing vidya/card games.

The brony fandom twitter block thing upsets him because it’s directly in the way of something he wants; Chris doesn’t usually care unless the problem is right in front of him. He considers the love quest/sweetheart search over, so would-be trolls no longer have any leverage to dangle over his head. He also makes friends IRL way more easily than he used to, so trolls posing as friends don’t have the same level of influence they used to have on him.

The only thing modern trolls seem to be focusing on is trying to bring attention to themselves and their own shit rather than a genuine attempt to produce funny, meaningful content. Except this isn’t 2008-2009, and finding out someone’s dox is much easier than it used to be, so the risk is high enough to make it not worth it unless you’re a pretty fucked up human being to begin with (Sockness, Wise, etc).
 
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If Chris was introduced to salvia, he'll declare it's an herb to teleport his whole body to C-197.

No, if Chris was introduced to salvia divinorum, he'd quite literally shit himself and do nothing but scream in terror as he experiences ego-death and his spirit is blown across the void into a kalidescope abyss with only unanswerable questions being spoken in his mind, with nothing but his mind to answer him back. After a few minutes he'd come back to himself and swear upon GodBear to never, EVER touch anything like that ever again.

Salvia's fuckin horrible, fam. If you want to hallucinate, stick to acid or DMT. If you want to feel good and hallucinate a tiny bit, stick to molly.
 
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No, if Chris was introduced to salvia divinorum, he'd quite literally shit himself and do nothing but scream in terror as he experiences ego-death and his spirit is blown across the void into a kalidescope abyss with only unanswerable questions being spoken in his mind, with nothing but his mind to answer him back. After a few minutes he'd come back to himself and swear upon GodBear to never, EVER touch anything like that ever again.

Salvia's fuckin horrible, fam. If you want to hallucinate, stick to acid. If you want to feel good and hallucinate a tiny bit, stick to molly.
Yes he would absolutely shit himself. I saw someone take Salvia in a damn bar and crap himself and get bounced.
Don't combine ANY of those things with alcohol. Chris would blame the blackout and stories of outrageous actions on "body swapping" or "possession" but uh.... just don't lol.
 
No, if Chris was introduced to salvia divinorum, he'd quite literally shit himself and do nothing but scream in terror as he experiences ego-death and his spirit is blown across the void into a kalidescope abyss with only unanswerable questions being spoken in his mind, with nothing but his mind to answer him back. After a few minutes he'd come back to himself and swear upon GodBear to never, EVER touch anything like that ever again.

Salvia's fuckin horrible, fam. If you want to hallucinate, stick to acid or DMT. If you want to feel good and hallucinate a tiny bit, stick to molly.
HOLY FUCK this is how we destroy the merge fantasy
give him salvia and tell him it will actually merge him for a brief time
 
Salvia's fuckin horrible, fam. If you want to hallucinate, stick to acid or DMT. If you want to feel good and hallucinate a tiny bit, stick to molly.

I kind of like it but Chris should definitely not do it. He would probably literally shit himself and if he has any tendency toward actual psychosis it might bring it out.
 
No, if Chris was introduced to salvia divinorum, he'd quite literally shit himself and do nothing but scream in terror as he experiences ego-death and his spirit is blown across the void into a kalidescope abyss with only unanswerable questions being spoken in his mind, with nothing but his mind to answer him back. After a few minutes he'd come back to himself and swear upon GodBear to never, EVER touch anything like that ever again.

Salvia's fuckin horrible, fam. If you want to hallucinate, stick to acid or DMT. If you want to feel good and hallucinate a tiny bit, stick to molly.
I think it's dependent on the strength of the salvia. It was legal in my state when I was in high school, and it was usually pretty fun, although the stronger stuff was not that great.

That being said, I think Chris on acid could be funny, although I really don't think that Chris should be taking any psychoactive substances for recreational purposes due to his various maladaptive coping mechanisms.
 
That being said, I think Chris on acid could be funny, although I really don't think that Chris should be taking any psychoactive substances for recreational purposes due to his various maladaptive coping mechanisms.

I don't think he's actually psychotic, just really lazy and beyond Walter Mitty in terms of living in his imagination. I don't think actual hallucinogens would do him any favors, though. He might just go totally over the rainbow.
 
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