Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Strange Wilderness]

If Chris was in a TRUE and HONEST relationship with a woman, he will most likely suffer from being a domestic abuse victim.

The optimist in me wants to think that Chris would be self-aware enough to realize his significant other beating him would be a sign to end the relationship and his recent interactions with Sockness tell me that he recognizes what a dangerous toxic partner is. Sadly I do think you're right in that Chris would put up with an abusive relationship just because he's desperate and has no idea how real loving relationship work outside cartoons and TV. His closest relationships in life were anything but ideal, he and his Dad seemed pretty distant at times and couldn't understand each other, his Mom is manipulative and emotionally abusive, and his best friend Megan was a sexual conquest in his mind. Chris has no idea how normal people function and would mentally dismiss his lovers physical abuse as a small flaw in their relationship. I should also mention that in real life thousands of well adjusted people stay in physically abusive relationships for whatever reason and Chris would not be an outlier if it ever happened to him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris is just 2 years younger than james Rolfe aka the avgn.... let that sink in for a minute.

Ironically James is pretty much everything Chris wishes he was or used to want to be. An e celebrity with a fan base even today, married with a daughter and yet still into old video games and Media he grew up with.

 

[Glowie]

Would Chris pick up healthy diet and exercise regimen when given the chance?

 

[{o}P II]

Would Chris pick up healthy diet and exercise regimen when given the chance?

No.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Would Chris pick up healthy diet and exercise regimen when given the chance?

Diet? Come on now. Regimen? Have you seen him the last time he ran/used the second hand treadmill?

 

[Picklechu]

Would Chris pick up healthy diet and exercise regimen when given the chance?

He would have to be forced into it, and no mechanism to force him to do so currently exists.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Would Chris pick up healthy diet and exercise regimen when given the chance?

The closest Chris gets to a healthy diet is ordering a diet coke with his McDonald’s meal.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

The closest Chris gets to a healthy diet is ordering a diet coke with his McDonald’s meal.

I want to see him do a Big Smoke sized order.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Would Chris pick up healthy diet and exercise regimen when given the chance?

The Idea Guys manipulated him into that by telling him he had to be in shape to get into CWCville. He was pumping iron and hitting the gym for a bit. He didn't keep it up, though, and it's one of the only pieces of Idea Guy lore he discarded after they were ousted.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The Idea Guys manipulated him into that by telling him he had to be in shape to get into CWCville. He was pumping iron and hitting the gym for a bit. He didn't keep it up, though, and it's one of the only pieces of Idea Guy lore he discarded after they were ousted.

So he ditched the aspects of effort, and kept everything else. If anything, Chris is holding true to the Weston family philosophy.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I want to see him do a Big Smoke sized order.

Now you mention it, I wonder if Chris would be a successful at doing Mukbangs?

I don't really get the mentality of the people who enjoy watching other people eat though, is he the kind of person that audience would want to watch eat?

When I first heard about them I assumed it was a feeder fetish thing but then I read a lot of the viewers are women with eating disorders who find them relaxing to watch and sometimes eat along with, it's weird.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Would Chris pick up healthy diet and exercise regimen when given the chance?

Chris did briefly have a gym subscription that he used consistently and seemed to quite enjoy, but weens bombarded the place with calls and got him kicked out. One of the only times in Chris's life that he's ever taken a genuine step towards self-improvement and autistic niggers ruined it.

 

[Tikbalang]

So he ditched the aspects of effort, and kept everything else. If anything, Chris is holding true to the Weston family philosophy.

So what's the Chandler family philosophy?

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Chris is just 2 years younger than james Rolfe aka the avgn.... let that sink in for a minute.

Ironically James is pretty much everything Chris wishes he was or used to want to be. An e celebrity with a fan base even today, married with a daughter and yet still into old video games and Media he grew up with.

And people make home brew video games about him akin to Chris's fantasy of having a "CWC's Adult Adventures" video game. And James doesn't even solicit this. People just do it. And I find Shitpickle to be a much more likeable OC as compared to Sonichu.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris did briefly have a gym subscription that he used consistently and seemed to quite enjoy, but weens bombarded the place with calls and got him kicked out. One of the only times in Chris's life that he's ever taken a genuine step towards self-improvement and autistic niggers ruined it.

That was his story. While it may be true, it could also be that Chris did what Chris does and got banned on his own

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

That was his story. While it may be true, it could also be that Chris did what Chris does and got banned on his own

The ween story sounds quite plausible to me because those retards phone-bomb every place Chris has ever been in his life, but it's funny to imagine that Chris got shitcanned for walking into the women's locker room with his bent duck on display because he thinks of himself as a unicorn goddess or whatever the fuck it is.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The ween story sounds quite plausible to me because those retards phone-bomb every place Chris has ever been in his life, but it's funny to imagine that Chris got shitcanned for walking into the women's locker room with his bent duck on display because he thinks of himself as a unicorn goddess or whatever the fuck it is.

Definitely very plausible, but also plausible that Chris acted like a creep towards women or was weirding people out

 

[Chan Fan]

Definitely very plausible, but also plausible that Chris acted like a creep towards women or was weirding people out

I worked in a gym years ago and there was a very mentally challenged person that would harass/creep people out and would crank call the gym multiple times a day saying he had been kidnapped and needed us to call the police to help him but because he kept paying his membership he was allowed to call and visit the gym as much as he wanted. There were also people who would (in-person and on their cell phones) have graphic conversations about their sex lives and people would complain, yet they paid their memberships and weren't kicked out. Neighborhood kids would break into people's lockers and steal their stuff and their "welfare memberships" weren't revoked.

Based on personal experience I'd say it was due to lack of effort on Chris's part that he stopped going.

Now you mention it, I wonder if Chris would be successful at doing Mukbangs?

It would be hilarious but unless he was livestreaming I don't think he would put the effort into setting up equipment, picking up the food, bringing it home, doing an intro and trying the food before it was cold, eating it then editing it before uploading it.

Also -

I wonder if Chris would be successful

No.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Do you suppose there are videos of Chris between 3-6 years old, or did Borb choose not to capture those moments? If so, do they exist, or did they get destroyed in the house fire?

It’s Probably Unlikey due to the Technological limits and Inaccessibility of common Home camcorders At the time Chris was those ages I.e 1986-1989. Also Bob and Barbara whilst having more money back then probably didn’t have the cash to shell out out that kind of new tech at the time and probably didn’t care enough to try. They did take a surprisingly large amount of pics of young Chris growing up though, looking back at these photos of Young Chris makes me kind of Sympathetic and almost Sad In a way, For once In their lives The Chandlers actually look like a normal family, Even knowing what Awful people Chris and them would become, I feel almost sympathetic cause of what could’ve been If he’d been given proper ‘special’ help.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

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This photo of Chris and Barb is literally the one photo in existence where Barb looks like a normal, albeit older mother, and Chris looks like a genuinely happy kid; Yeah he was probably too nervous to stare directly at the camera but the smile itself doesn't seem forced, like he's genuinely having a good birthday.

Contrast the other picture with just him and Bob; Chris is obviously uncomfortable and Bob seems like he just wants to go to bed (Not because he doesn't love Chris, but he's old and old people need naps). Then there's the one where it's Chris on the pony, and it's extremely pathetic. Chris and the girl who probably works part-time at the ranch look like they could be the same age, yet he's riding a little horsey the way a 4-5 year-old girl would. Kinda reminds me of the American Dad! episode where Stan meets Steve's fat friend and immediately goes "God, I wanna hurt you SO BAD!" because of how much of a faggot he behaves and looks like. I get the exact same feeling in my head whenever I see that photo of Chris. That and the one where he's holding a Sonic plush with Barbie.