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Could Chris’s life of turned out any different then it did. People speculate that if he had had good parents he could’ve done more in life. But honestly wasn’t he kinda doomed from the start. If you look at the statistics for autism they are not good. Only 20% Live independently. They fair even even worse in employment with only 10% of them working and not on some form of tugboat. So when you look at Chris’s life is it so far removed from the average sperg’s existence. Other than his life has been documented by the Internet. I’m not trying to excuse Chris’s behaviour. Just I feel like some people had unrealistic expectations about his abilities to live what we would consider a normal life
 
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It's impossible to know for sure what Chris would be like if he was raised by decent human beings who actually gave a fuck about his future. A part of me believes that he would be perfectly normal, but then I think about how in his early childhood how he pretty much didn't speak for years. I don't think that's something that can be totally blamed on Borb, that seems like some more inherent mental deficiency.

I think if Chris was raised by normal people in a proper household, chances are he still would've ended up an Incel, at least for his Teen years and Early 20s, except he'd be able to properly interact with people, have a small friend group, and then eventually when he's in his late 20s he might've found a nerdy spergy girlfriend. He certainly never would've created Sonichu or been a Lolcow.

Or possibly he could've ended up being just another edgy mass shooter, with nobody being aware of his true diagnosis, especially since he was around that age when Columbine happened and the whole goth and video game scare of the late 90s happened.

I think it's really impossible to tell, I'd doubt he'd ever have a fun, good quality life, or do anything meaningful.
 
Normal like job and a mortage, wife and 2.5 kids? No.

Normal as in he works a little job at a grocery store and his parents keep an eye on him and make sure that he has people to look out for them when they're gone? Absolutely.

Bob and Barb were lazy assholes by not making sure Chris had a little job somewhere. Instead they sent him to a community college expecting them to babysit him. I think he could have been happy if he was just the disabled guy who bagged your groceries or stocked the produce. Have a little paycheck, learn how to work with people with some therapy. Probably wrong though, historically any plan with Chris is inevitably doomed to get fucked up somehow.
 
Normal like job and a mortage, wife and 2.5 kids? No.

Normal as in he works a little job at a grocery store and his parents keep an eye on him and make sure that he has people to look out for them when they're gone? Absolutely.

Bob and Barb were lazy assholes by not making sure Chris had a little job somewhere. Instead they sent him to a community college expecting them to babysit him. I think he could have been happy if he was just the disabled guy who bagged your groceries or stocked the produce. Have a little paycheck, learn how to work with people with some therapy. Probably wrong though, historically any plan with Chris is inevitably doomed to get fucked up somehow.
I mean, maybe he could have acclimated to working at Wendy's if he was used to literally anything in his house being clean, or if his parents had reinforced the notion of "here is the chore we need you to do today, you can finish this in a few hours then you can play your games for a while" but he wasn't used to having any form of structure. Being allowed to sleep in his high school classes didn't reinforce that, either. High school might push you through to get you out but college certainly does not and I'm sure his parents weren't thrilled with any kind of learning institution kicking him out. It's like how he must not have been told 'hey, you can fart all day in your room but when you're around other people you have to knock it off, it's gross. No girl wants to date a guy who farts all the time and doesn't have a job'
 
It's impossible to know for sure what Chris would be like if he was raised by decent human beings who actually gave a fuck about his future. A part of me believes that he would be perfectly normal, but then I think about how in his early childhood how he pretty much didn't speak for years. I don't think that's something that can be totally blamed on Borb, that seems like some more inherent mental deficiency.

I think if Chris was raised by normal people in a proper household, chances are he still would've ended up an Incel, at least for his Teen years and Early 20s, except he'd be able to properly interact with people, have a small friend group, and then eventually when he's in his late 20s he might've found a nerdy spergy girlfriend. He certainly never would've created Sonichu or been a Lolcow.

Or possibly he could've ended up being just another edgy mass shooter, with nobody being aware of his true diagnosis, especially since he was around that age when Columbine happened and the whole goth and video game scare of the late 90s happened.

I think it's really impossible to tell, I'd doubt he'd ever have a fun, good quality life, or do anything meaningful.
I don't think he'd have a normal quality of life, Alog seems like a decent equivalent to Chris if he had went to a special needs school and had a different upbringing, still super awkward but more able to integrate with society.
What events or things do you believe can potentially shatter Chris' delusions of grandeur?
Getting beat up by some random thugs maybe, then he might question why none of his psychic powers worked and why he wasn't rescued by magical cartoon characters.
 
Normal like job and a mortage, wife and 2.5 kids? No.

Normal as in he works a little job at a grocery store and his parents keep an eye on him and make sure that he has people to look out for them when they're gone? Absolutely.

Bob and Barb were lazy assholes by not making sure Chris had a little job somewhere. Instead they sent him to a community college expecting them to babysit him. I think he could have been happy if he was just the disabled guy who bagged your groceries or stocked the produce. Have a little paycheck, learn how to work with people with some therapy. Probably wrong though, historically any plan with Chris is inevitably doomed to get fucked up somehow.
Bob could've send him to the military and be done with it.
That one move really helped Chris' life get even more crappy.
He might be the next eminem
 
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What Saga (if any) are we currently in?
If there isn't already, what would you consider the title of the present saga to be?
What would YOU title this time in "Christory" as?

Had a few thoughts...
The Sonichan Saga
The Christown Saga
The Psychotic/Schizo Saga
The Insaiyan Saga

And my personal favourite:
The Penultimate Saga...
Because, well I think it is...

Also is his current obsession with "healing" crystals partially brought on just because they sound like his name?
Christals, eww...
Like how he named his imaginary sister and daughter both Crystal, and not forgetting (but desperately wanting to) all the fucking Rosechu names that are variations of Chris, Christine and Crystal...

I can only assume besides an almost incomparable/inconceivable lack of imagination and or creativity this is/was his world renowned ego and massive self importance plus that bizarre obsession he has with titles and names, Bobably inherited from Mr. C himself...
 
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No. He tried to go to the 10-year reunion, but didn't make it due to the busyness of trolls. Specifically, he wanted to invite his old galpals out on an unofficial version of a 10-year reunion he attemptedly created, but it did not help him in any circumstance whatsoever. 15 years into his graduation from high school and he still can't make it to the 15-year reunion due to his lack of awareness of having to follow the Y2k crowd post-secondary. The only redeeming thing is the Manchester shirt that is not worn in a long time. What about the 20-year "virtual" reunion? He never used Zoom due to the Merge.
They never invite the special ed students to actual reunions. I mean, Chris' biggest accomplishment that he could share with others is that he cut back on eating his boogers from 5 times a day to twice a day.
 
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