Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Tikbalang]

Knowing that in this site, lolcows have their own categories like Artcow, Skitzocow Trainwreck, Deathfats and many more.
Do you think Chris is the jack of all trades of a lolcow?

 

[RMQualtrough]

Because they're both re-colour friendly universes, where the whole cast is just the same character over and over again, with different accessories, tick-a-box personality traits, and different colour fur. Autists like the predictability of it. Plus, it makes it insanely easy to make your own unique, individual, super-creative OC by following the formula, and it'll probably be just as good as any character in the actual show.

Yeah I bet the ease of making characters is a legit cause.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Knowing that in this site, lolcows have their own categories like Artcow, Skitzocow Trainwreck, Deathfats and many more.
Do you think Chris is the jack of all trades of a lolcow?

Living under his mommy's tits certainly makes all that possible.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Since we know that there are Sonichus and Rosechus running around in the wild and we also know that they breed like rabbits, do you think we get a Chu-hunting season?
Imagine laying in wait and unloading a shotgun on an unsuspecting Sonichu.

 

[Tikbalang]

Since we know that there are Sonichus and Rosechus running around in the wild and we also know that they breed like rabbits, do you think we get a Chu-hunting season?
Imagine laying in wait and unloading a shotgun on an unsuspecting Sonichu.

In post-merge, Chus are protected species.

 

[AnOminous]

WHY do so many autistic people like Sonic and My Little Pony? It's a really bizarre skew, there's nowhere near as many autistic fans of other shows though there are plenty to choose from.

You missed Thomas the Tank Engine although it's a lot more obvious why autists like that (trains).

 

[judge claude frollo]

In post-merge, Chus are protected species.

NOT IN MY MERGE

 

[Henry Bemis]

You missed Thomas the Tank Engine although it's a lot more obvious why autists like that (trains).

Also, great big faces with easily defined expressions and definitive color schemes, like Sonic and My Little Pony.

 

[Grog]

I don't get why so many people expect a homeless saga after Barb dies. Chris still gets the tugboat, why can't he keep living in 14 BC forever?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't get why so many people expect a homeless saga after Barb dies. Chris still gets the tugboat, why can't he keep living in 14 BC forever?

1. In no way can the tugboat be used to pay for the mortgage that's on the house.
2.Barb wasted a lot of money. Even if she did save some to give to Chris after she dies (lmao), it still wouldn't amount to what they owe.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I don't get why so many people expect a homeless saga after Barb dies. Chris still gets the tugboat, why can't he keep living in 14 BC forever?

Reverse mortgage.

Immediate postmortem saga would be eviction saga. It will be the best saga yet.

 

[Optimus Prime]

In post-merge, Chus are protected species.

As if that's going to actually stop anybody. I mean, these are still technically Pokemon, too - they literally have entire nature preserves dedicated to letting in people to chuck pokeballs at the wildlife.

 

[AnOminous]

Reverse mortgage.

There is not a reverse mortgage.

 

[Jazz never died!]

"Tell me about the bears and rabits?"-Batman
Edgiest cutscene in gayming history

 

[Hogar Grupal]

As if that's going to actually stop anybody. I mean, these are still technically Pokemon, too - they literally have entire nature preserves dedicated to letting in people to chuck pokeballs at the wildlife.

Going by Chris' "logic", as him being Sonichu, I'm imagining Chris in an actual preserve.

 

[nekrataal]

I’m not surprised about the amount of people on facebook, twitter, reddit and youtube who still want to actively try to troll Chris. I just don’t understand why they want to do it. He doesn’t respond to the random weens and a-logs so why bother?

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I’m not surprised about the amount of people on facebook, twitter, reddit and youtube who still want to actively try to troll Chris. I just don’t understand why they want to do it. He doesn’t respond to the random weens and a-logs so why bother?

Because of his infamy and his long lasting e-fame as the internet bigfoot, it makes people think that they can be the next big troll or even those few that just want to see some sort of reaction from him, whether it would be a series of tweets responding to someone about da merge, reading out some fanfic on his YouTube channel or drawing OC characters of their own or that Chris "created" to see how much of a better artist they are compared to him, it's just all forms of lightly kicking the autistic at this point.

Chris has nothing else better to do in his life as it stands and he certainly isn't making any improvements to having any sort of proactive lifestyle, so of course you're going to have a bunch of orbiters poke fun at him at everything he tweets, and then stalk him at all the discord servers he's apart of because he'll probably end up seeing them.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I don't get why so many people expect a homeless saga after Barb dies. Chris still gets the tugboat, why can't he keep living in 14 BC forever?

Barb is in debt. A lot. Since the house is pretty much all she owns that's worth anything, the creditors get first dibs on her stuff to help payback the loans. Chris would have to have enough to pay off her debts (lol).

Plus, the tugboat is probably not enough to pay off the second mortgage, property taxes, bills, etc... and still have enough for his spending habits. He might try to hold on for a while, with donations from his paypigs coming in, but he frankly just can't afford it.

With the tugboat, though, he will have no trouble getting a crappy apartment.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Barb is in debt. A lot. Since the house is pretty much all she owns that's worth anything, the creditors get first dibs on her stuff to help payback the loans. Chris would have to have enough to pay off her debts (lol).

Plus, the tugboat is probably not enough to pay off the second mortgage, property taxes, bills, etc... and still have enough for his spending habits. He might try to hold on for a while, with donations from his paypigs coming in, but he frankly just can't afford it.

With the tugboat, though, he will have no trouble getting a crappy apartment.

"Hello there believers! Sonichu, the prime of our species here, and now we have a bit of a situation.. Even though the merge is proceeding forwards, it is not advancing fast enough!
And now this temple, THIS ONE TEMPLE, on C-197 is in danger of being taken by the forces of evil! We, I your Sonichu AND mama Chris-Chan Sonichu, implore.. No, we require you to send us 250,000 DOLLARS! NOT YEN! NOT CANADIAN! DOLLARS! With this we can guarantee the safety of this Temple and with it the safety of all of C-197, for if it were to fall into the hands of our enemies, we would face a catastrophe greater than any pandemic or war!
And to all of you no good, narcissistic, trolling stupid get-a-job-spouters out there, your days are numbered and you have been warned time and time again."

 

[Aru-chu]

With the tugboat, though, he will have no trouble getting a crappy apartment.

According to the Cwcki Chris gets $1300 a month in neetbux of which Barb take $900 for the 2nd mortgage so after she croaks he should have plenty of money to afford an apartment, but before that he'd have to get off his ass and start applying for apartments, pass a background test, which will be pretty rough for him considering hes almost 40 with terrible credit and his only rental history is the home they trashed after the fire(if it even counts because the rental could have been under Barbs name or the insurance companies), and there happens to be a comprehensive wiki page detailing how badly Chris takes care of his home. He would also have to save up enough money for the security deposit and first and last months rent, which would probably take a couple months even if Chris was capable of cutting down his compulsive spending. So hes actually going to have a lot of trouble.