I wish I could see Chris trying to learn Blender like he said he was going to. I wonder, on a scale of 1 to 10, how many minutes would take him to get frustrated, shit himself, and give up. It would be like a chimpanzee trying to learn fractions.
Chris can't learn new skills. He probably could have years ago, but by now his mind is probably too far gone and atrophied due to not exercising it at all besides the loud, 24/7 cacophony of cartoons that he stuffs in that pear-shaped head of his. If anything, he's probably forgetting skills he may have had.
And last, but not least, he doesn't want to, as you said... Hell, I just joked about Chris trying to learn Blender, but I'd actually be surprised if he even bothered to at least download it.