Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pickle Inspector]

Now that Chris is into new age stuff I wonder if the reason he’s writing down what he wants in a relationship is because he’s heard of the book The Secret or just heard of the premise of the ‘Law of Attraction’ where you write something down and then you get it because magical thinking reasons.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Now that Chris is into new age stuff I wonder if the reason he’s writing down what he wants in a relationship is because he’s heard of the book The Secret or just heard of the premise of the ‘Law of Attraction’ where you write something down and then you get it because magical thinking reasons.

That just sounds like ”name and claim it” or ”the power of I am” with extra steps.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

That just sounds like ”name and claim it” or ”the power of I am” with extra steps.

It's for the kind of people who believe overpriced semi-precious stones have magical properties.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

It's for the kind of people who believe overpriced semi-precious stones have magical properties.

Amethysts, for instance?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Amethysts, for instance?

Yeah, it's a weird combination of capitalism and new age spiritualism, I mean check out this, the bottle Chris has.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Yeah, it's a weird combination of capitalism and new age spiritualism, I mean check out this, the bottle Chris has.

I was thinking of this, but I'm unsurprised Chris' obsession with junk extends to shit from Goop.

 

[DespotCTM]

I was watching some Spanish show (maestro de la costura) and one of the judges, Alejandro "El Palomo" Gómez Palomo, kinda looks like chris only thinner and talented.

Felt like a weird alternate universe.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Already late to this, but Chris has gotten more traction (more than a lolcow should) with superior fan art depicting Sonichu.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Anyone remember when chris said his kidney stone was "mildly painful"? i just had a pain level 6 ear infection for a few days that felt like someone jabbing a fucking pin to my ear drum, and no way I would say that is "mild pain". This dude has one damn high pain tolerance.

I’m surprised it took him until his 30s to even have a kidney stone with all the fucking soda he’s been drinking since childhood.

 

[Mr. 0]

I’m surprised it took him until his 30s to even have a kidney stone with all the fucking soda he’s been drinking since childhood.

not even health problems want to be associated with chris chan

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I noticed that, whenever Chris is trying to have a heart-to-heart with a JERK he overuses words that he thinks are masculine like "man" or "dude".

 

[The Fool]

I noticed that, whenever Chris is trying to have a heart-to-heart with a JERK he overuses words that he thinks are masculine like "man" or "dude".

You find an even more extreme version of that when he tries to sound """cool""", take Jamsta Sonichu for example.
Due to his autism, he has no idea what people actually find "cool", only having the most shallow, stereotypical parody of what people conceptualize as cool. Or what men think is "manly", or what women think is "feminine", or even what people think of as "sexy".
People with autism can overcome this trait through hard work and treating socializing as a science, but Chris can't put in that kind of work. This is why everything he does is bizarre and uncanny, almost like watching someone who lost a really bad bet. But no, the things he does are what he actually thinks people are like.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I was watching some Spanish show (maestro de la costura) and one of the judges, Alejandro "El Palomo" Gómez Palomo, kinda looks like chris only thinner and talented.

Felt like a weird alternate universe.
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Holy shit it’s the TRUE & HONEST Ricardo Weston Chandler!

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Holy shit it’s the TRUE & HONEST Ricardo Weston Chandler!

¡Esta bein, muy bueño!

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'd just like to say that despite the awful artwork and plotholes the Sonichu comics aged like fine wine. Chris's worldbuilding was top notch and how it often became autobiographical was amazing. As a writer he did a fantastic job portraying an unreliable narrator.

99% of fan fiction is boring trash. Chris should be proud that he wrote something so lovably strange.

 

[BayView]

I’m surprised it took him until his 30s to even have a kidney stone with all the fucking soda he’s been drinking since childhood.

Something about the chandler's genes allow them to live long lives while eating and living like shit. Bob lived to 84 before he kicked the bucket and he ate burger king for breakfast every day for 20 years or so

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Something about the chandler's genes allow them to live long lives while eating and living like shit. Bob lived to 84 before he kicked the bucket and he ate burger king for breakfast every day for 20 years or so

Lived to 84 eating fast food daily and after having four heart attacks plus two triple bypasses. Imagine if Bob actually had a wife that kept him well fed during his final decades.

Also just realized it’ll be the 10 year anniversary of his death in about six months. I still find it oddly wholesome that a hodge-podge forum of supposed “internet bullies” still manage to speak fondly of him nearly a decade after his passing.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Lived to 84 eating fast food daily and after having four heart attacks plus two triple bypasses. Imagine if Bob actually had a wife that kept him well fed during his final decades.

Also just realized it’ll be the 10 year anniversary of his death in about six months. I still find it oddly wholesome that a hodge-podge forum of supposed “internet bullies” still manage to speak fondly of him nearly a decade after his passing.

AND he was covered in bug bites just before he died, poor Bob, who knows what kind of horrible living conditions he had to put up with.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Chris should be proud that he wrote something so lovably strange.

He is an exceptional writer. Interpret that how you want.

 

[The Fool]

Something about the chandler's genes allow them to live long lives while eating and living like shit. Bob lived to 84 before he kicked the bucket and he ate burger king for breakfast every day for 20 years or so

Bob had a great head-start, I'm sure he had a very healthy youth, he traveled the world and all. I can see that giving him somewhat of a boost in his older years.

Chris has never had an exercise routine in his life and he ate nothing but fast food since birth. I feel sick just thinking of that.