I prefer Classic Chris too, but he was smug then as well. He thought that his weird pervy nature was actually a sign of superior moral maturity and basically went through life feeling that he was 100% justified for all the terrible shit he did. Like how he drew SheCameForCWC then tried to tell Megan it was a good thing because he might have raped her if he didn't draw it.
That one has been dragged out since to prove that: “AHA! See?! He’s always been thiiis close to rape!”
The real story is even more autistic, dumb and well.. Typical Chris.
Chris, as I recall, drew the drawing to prove that he’s not gay. People started accusing him of incest (prophecy fulfilled!) with his imaginary sister.
It’s at this point that Chris goes: “
No you dang, dirty trolls that’s mah friend sweet Megan!”
Megan finds out, and is understandably pissed and freaked out.
That’s when Chris tries to “rescue” the situation by explaining to Megan that he drew it as an alternative to rape. (When he really drew it to own the trolls.)
Now was Chris honest? Or was it some sort of autistic (and idiotic) reasoning that went like this: “
Rape is bad! If I tell Megan that I drew it so I wouldn’t get handsy with her, she’ll understand that I’m kind and made a real effort to be a gentleman!”
Kinda like a kid who admits to stealing a cookie, because he was hungry but didn’t want to steal ALL the snacks.
Now granted, it’s possible that I misinterpret things and Chris was entirely (too) honest in his email to Megan.
Who the fuck knows these days?
(Not that I’m saying that Chris wouldn’t have raped Megan, if she completely lost her mind and creep detector and agreed to something like staying the night in the same hotel room as Chris.)