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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Oh yeah that's something I didn't realize. Barb was alone at 14 Branchland for all those years Chris and Bob were in Richmond, and given busy-Barb's whorery, she was probably out at any and every bar in Ruckersville.

I think the house conspiracy thing a lot simpler: You know how Chris posts things for sale with nearly MSRP prices, for things that are old, broken down or just clapped out? It could be that the Chandlers thought their house was worth more than it was, possibly from the realtor they bought it from saying homes would skyrocket in that area, and when multiple agents told them that it was worth way less than they thought, that turned into a "conspiracy".

If you read about Barb's early life and even Chris's comments, usually wherever they live, the locals "start spreading rumors" about them. Either the Chandlers are just some unlucky people, or that entire family is in the top 10% of white trash.
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To hear it from Chris, literally everyone hates the Chandlers, even family. He's whined several times about how everyone in Barb's family hated them after Aunt Corina passed away. He never questioned why and ate up whatever lies and bullshit Barb fed him, just like he did with stories of Cole's childhood before he was born. Truth is, Barb was just a horrible person and he refused to see it. And Chris grew up to be just like her: selfish, lazy, nasty, greedy, etc. I'm willing to bet that a lot of the reason for the hate towards the Chandlers was because Barb was just a nasty, mean old lady. Bob had his nasty moments as well if Cole is to be believed. The whole family was just rotten and gave people plenty of reasons to hate them.
 
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Here's something I'd like to know as a Brit; how was Chris' life affected when Trump was elected? Did his tugboat go down?
 
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Here's something I'd like to know as a Brit; how was Chris' life affected when Trump was elected? Did his tugboat go down?
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No, Republicans generally do not fuck with the Social Security Administration, or their Cost of Living Adjustments (CoLA). Remember, most people on Social Security are old, and the Republican base tends to be old.

EDIT: That's also why they don't fuck with Medicare, even though it's a universal health care system, you just have to be over 65. They won't fuck with their over-65 voters, who magically become okay with universal health care when they actually get it.
 
If Chris would be put in a scenario where, without the assistance of anyone (weens, enablers, whiteknights), where he has to live in a cardboard box under an overpass, would he still bitch about the merge?
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
If Chris would be put in a scenario where, without the assistance of anyone (weens, enablers, whiteknights), where he has to live in a cardboard box under an overpass, would he still bitch about the merge?
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He would bitch about the merge of Tyone's dick with his unwashed ass. I just feel bad for the psychiatrist that has to sit through Chris babbling about Zanshoes and his totally real celebrity X girlfriends, who were hacked by trolls. Can you imagine the psych trying to get Chris yo take responsibility for anything in his life?


Psych: "Christine, this stuff doesn't happen to normal people. Do you understand how you invited these influences into your life?"

Chris: "But it was fated Doctor. Since I was a trans lesbian female sperm in my father's nut sack over in Nam', I knew it was my destiny to be the female Jesus and Goddess reincarnate, who is better than everyone."

Psych: "Okay, Christine, but how did everyone find out you shit yourself and eat your own semen?"

Chris: "*sigh*. I Guess you're a non believer doc. You failed this test and will be left behind when my father, the engineer, comes back to judge the living and the dead."
 
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It's weird but because of this situation and reading the comments I have learned a few things

1: I have learned how our legal system works when dealing with a strange case like this and even learned legal defense strategies.
2: I learned how a psychiatric facility works in at least three different countries
3: I have learned in great detail how transfers work and even what different continuance lengths Between court dates mean in regards to legal defense

It's kind of weird how much we are actually learning
 
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The Dude said:
To hear it from Chris, literally everyone hates the Chandlers, even family. He's whined several times about how everyone in Barb's family hated them after Aunt Corina passed away. He never questioned why and ate up whatever lies and bullshit Barb fed him, just like he did with stories of Cole's childhood before he was born. Truth is, Barb was just a horrible person and he refused to see it. And Chris grew up to be just like her: selfish, lazy, nasty, greedy, etc. I'm willing to bet that a lot of the reason for the hate towards the Chandlers was because Barb was just a nasty, mean old lady. Bob had his nasty moments as well if Cole is to be believed. The whole family was just rotten and gave people plenty of reasons to hate them.
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If every where you go ends up smelling like Shit maybe your the arse hole.
 
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GypsyBard said:
It's weird but because of this situation and reading the comments I have learned a few things

1: I have learned how our legal system works when dealing with a strange case like this and even learned legal defense strategies.
2: I learned how a psychiatric facility works in at least three different countries
3: I have learned in great detail how transfers work and even what different continuance lengths Between court dates mean in regards to legal defense

It's kind of weird how much we are actually learning
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Chris is unintentionally a very good teacher, or at least a bad example
 
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Doesn't Chris try to move and talk like a cartoon character IRL, so the expressions are exaggerated?

Like how characters act in Di$ney cartoons and 3DCG movies by DreamWorks?
 
Bonktrash said:
So Gunt's claiming he has some sort of inside scoop about Chris for the killstream, what do you guys think it could be?

Mystery guest? Him reporting reddit rumors as fact? Does he actually have a secret source or is he delusional?

My personal speculation is that he managed to get Bella Janke on as a guest, seeing how he was still passionately defending her last month. Nobody else has as much incentive to go on the killstream as her, she knows that Gunt has always been on her side and was desperate to interview her, and now that the heat has died down she wants to regain control of the narrative. We know she's still trying to manipulate shit behind the scenes like with the CWCislam stuff too. Either that, or Gunt is bullshitting and talking out of his ass as usual and he has no info.
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I dont think that Michael would allow that, tbh.

What I mean is, Bella is an adult, can, and will make her own decisions- but knowing Big Mike or Athena probably dont want any more publicity and would probably chew her out for it, Id guess that anything that Bella would be doing is going to be away from their radar.

Discord gayops, that sort of thing
 
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DiscoRodeo said:
I dont think that Michael would allow that, tbh.

What I mean is, Bella is an adult, can, and will make her own decisions- but knowing Big Mike or Athena probably dont want any more publicity and would probably chew her out for it, Id guess that anything that Bella would be doing is going to be away from their radar.

Discord gayops, that sort of thing
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To be fair Michael wouldn't want her doing discord gayops either but I get your point.

I don't know who else would be in a position to provide Gunt with the "inside scoop" though. Sean Walker?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Doesn't Chris try to move and talk like a cartoon character IRL, so the expressions are exaggerated?

Like how characters act in Di$ney cartoons and 3DCG movies by DreamWorks?
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Thats what happens to a child when they are raised by TV. Instead of copying Mommy and Daddy, Chris copied Uncle TV and learned how to socialize from it.
 
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Strange Wilderness said:
Thats what happens to a child when they are raised by TV. Instead of copying Mommy and Daddy, Chris copied Uncle TV and learned how to socialize from it.
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Interestingly enough this is happening more and more among the new generations. Some nieces and nephews have issues keeping eye contact since their main communication is via phones these days. Some of them had to stay home for 2 to 3 years because of the pandemic and have never really seen their classmates irl. Their speech is also weird, a mix between common internet slang and my countries language.
 
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DiscoRodeo said:
I dont think that Michael would allow that, tbh.

What I mean is, Bella is an adult, can, and will make her own decisions- but knowing Big Mike or Athena probably dont want any more publicity and would probably chew her out for it, Id guess that anything that Bella would be doing is going to be away from their radar.

Discord gayops, that sort of thing
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I'm sure she's around, lurking on a sock.
 
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If you ever seen this music video of Thundercat's "Dragonball Durag", this is the equivalent of Chris-Chan's "Love Quest". Thundercat's character is seen trying to attract a boyfriend-free girl, with no success.

 
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Pointless Sperg said:
I'm sure she's around, lurking on a sock.
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Wouldn't shock me, really. She already thought she was some kind of master of anonimity before she got doxed to such a massive degree, and decided to continue touching shit on the Onion Farms and many of the Lunar Project servers despite that.
 
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