Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Ophelia]

Chris will not die of old age. That is almost guaranteed at this point.

A probability, but not a guarantee. If Chris gets into a tard home and is too scared/lazy/comfortable to leave (or any other situation in which someone is keeping an eye on him), he could live a long time. He has good genes for it, seeing as how long Bob lasted and how Barb is still hanging on. His heart might be bad, but lots of stubborn morons just keep living.

I think it’s more likely someone will indirectly kill Chris by convincing him suicide is the way to C-197,

He has been brainwashed to believe that people who commit suicide can never go there.

 

[A-№1]

I’ve mentioned this before but what Chris could have benefitted most was a positive role model that was consistently around and his age. Older brother type influence that could understand and steer him away, the proper way, from the trolling powers that be on the internet.

Chris wouldn't listen to a "big brother". He has only ever been interested in people with china.

How will Chris die?

Exposure.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He has been brainwashed to believe that people who commit suicide can never go there.

They’ve been numerous cults that have thought they weren’t actually committing suicide, particularly when you throw in new age spiritualism (‘Spirit/soul is ascending to a new body‘ kind of thing), I certainly hope it doesn’t happen but I wouldn’t be surprised if when Chris is a low point he gets some malicious ween telling him he needs to take some kind of poison and meditate during a lunar eclipse to kickstart the merge and he’ll be fine since after all Chris is a goddess and the real player one.

 

[DrNow]

I’ve worked in a group home type environment. Part of the job is creating a kind of folder that outlines who the person is, their preferences, things to be aware of etc. Imagine the contents of Chris’s folder, it’d be an absolute tome. It’d probably end up with Chris selling his confidential medical records on eBay to buy toys.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I’ve worked in a group home type environment. Part of the job is creating a kind of folder that outlines who the person is, their preferences, things to be aware of etc. Imagine the contents of Chris’s folder, it’d be an absolute tome. It’d probably end up with Chris selling his confidential medical records on eBay to buy toys.

Fortunately for the staff it's already been pretty well documented, largely via Chris.

 

[Ophelia]

They’ve been numerous cults that have thought they weren’t actually committing suicide, particularly when you throw in new age spiritualism (‘Spirit/soul is ascending to a new body‘ kind of thing), I certainly hope it doesn’t happen but I wouldn’t be surprised if when Chris is a low point he gets some malicious ween telling him he needs to take some kind of poison and meditate during a lunar eclipse to kickstart the merge and he’ll be fine since after all Chris is a goddess and the real player one.

I do worry about a Heaven’s Gate situation where he gets convinced that it doesn’t “count” as suicide, merely “ascending” and “releasing his vehicle.”

All the more reason he needs a handler.

 

[FightenGnome]

Maybe, but I think it’s more likely someone will indirectly kill Chris by convincing him suicide is the way to C-197, particularly if they can get to him at a vulnerable time like when Barb dies rather than someone deciding to go shoot or stab him or whatever, that is unless Chris keeps becoming more of a sexual deviant and starts going after children or something.

I have never once thought of Chris as the type to be a pedophile. I think it takes an especially twisted mind to want to harm children and expose them to anything sexual whether on oneself or others. Chris has always shown interest in the adult body of women, and even Zapina was a high schooler in the comics. I think if he were to become a BIGGER (he had sex with his 90 year old mother ffs) sexual deviant it would be by having gay sex with transexuals.

As for his cause of death, I think you're half right. Someone could indirectly cause Chris to commit suicide, but probably by doing somethin retarded that he nor the person convincing him didn't think could cause his death. Like Chris dying doing the Cinnamon challenge or a car accident going on a long road trip.

 

[thegooddoctor]

At this point Chris certainly doesn’t just have the tism I think actual scientific reason for Chris’s lack of success, perversions and extremely bizarre and idiosyncratic behaviour are probably to do with him having non specific neurological problems due to his shitty hick genes that led to non specific brain problems and his low intelligence.

Chris clearly isn’t naturally bright, yet he is at a capacity that he knows he’s got issues yet cannot do anything about it due to his lack of intelligence or common sense. In some ways I do feel sympathy for him in this regard, I’m often a few short of 6-pack myself and I can imagine how lonely it must feel trying to comprehend things and simply never being able to understand them, that must be incomprehensibly frustrating.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

I guess the DoopieDoOver/#HarassCWCDirectly arc was the last 'normal' arc for Chris, before the Idea Guys permanently buck broke his mind into the gay dimensional-merge headmates shit. He was still trooning out, but it still felt like classic Chris. I can't believe I'm waxing nostalgic for what was a shitty arc at the time.

 

[Saint Agustin]

. Imagine the contents of Chris’s folder, it’d be an absolute tome. It’d probably end up with Chris selling his confidential medical records on eBay to buy toys.

Not gonna lie, I'll buy that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Yea, he'd be 95 this year as well IRC. I wouldn't wish Chris on someone 40 let alone someone in there mid 90's.

He would probably rape Bob too.

 

[æsthetic fœticide]

He would probably rape Bob too.

He'd be sure to get him checked for STDs first and wear a condom so he didn't get Bob pregnant.

Q: If Chris actually believed his magical duck could heal people, who else would he have his way with? I imagine Rocky suffers some kind of affliction real or fictional.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He'd be sure to get him checked for STDs first and wear a condom so he didn't get Bob pregnant.

Q: If Chris actually believed his magical duck could heal people, who else would he have his way with? I imagine Rocky suffers some kind of affliction real or fictional.

I can picture Chris breaking into Rocky's office through a window and getting tangled in the miniblinds while his cheap sailor moon costume snares from all the commotion. Chris stands up breathless and yells, "Rocky, you have uterine cancer! With my magic moon rod, I shall chastise and cauterize the blood and horrible odors! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you, er, I mean your toxic uterus. "

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

There's one phrase that always bothered me with Chris. I have no idea what he meant by it and it was never explained, unlike the stone age thing. What the fuck did he mean by 'elbow grease strength' and why the fuck would he put it on his resume? This always baffled me and if someone has answers I'd appreciate it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

There's one phrase that always bothered me with Chris. I have no idea what he meant by it and it was never explained, unlike the stone age thing. What the fuck did he mean by 'elbow grease strength' and why the fuck would he put it on his resume? This always baffled me and if someone has answers I'd appreciate it.

He meant he put crisco up to his elbows and used it on Barb.

 

[A-№1]

I do worry about a Heaven’s Gate situation where he gets convinced that it doesn’t “count” as suicide, merely “ascending” and “releasing his vehicle.”

Chris won't kill himself to go to toon fantasy land. He expects it to come to him. That's the whole point of the "merge". Just like with his attraction sign etc. Chris prefers solutions where good things come to him, and he doesn't have to do anything at all to get them (including suicide).

If Chris commits suicide, it will be by accident. The closest he's come so far was sepsis when he tried to "release his magic vagina".

 

[Pointless Sperg]

There's one phrase that always bothered me with Chris. I have no idea what he meant by it and it was never explained, unlike the stone age thing. What the fuck did he mean by 'elbow grease strength' and why the fuck would he put it on his resume? This always baffled me and if someone has answers I'd appreciate it.

"Elbow grease" means "put in some extra effort". The common phrase is "put some elbow grease into it". As in you're lubricating your elbow joint for maximum efficiency. It's a very, very old term from like the 17th century.

Chris is using the phrase awkwardly, attempting to say that he's extremely powerful at putting in extra effort, which is a fucking lie.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

There was another one that always bothered me. "Kick start the lawnmower" from the Kacy's dad phone call.

Did Bob nig rig a lawnmower onto an old 2-stroke dirt bike or was Chris pretending to be the Fonz and thought physically kicking it would magically started it? I'm leaning towards the later because he probably watched Happy Days. I've done some ghetto lawnmower repair and I haven't the faintest fucking idea what he meant.

 

[thegooddoctor]

There's one phrase that always bothered me with Chris. I have no idea what he meant by it and it was never explained, unlike the stone age thing. What the fuck did he mean by 'elbow grease strength' and why the fuck would he put it on his resume? This always baffled me and if someone has answers I'd appreciate it.

Chris misuses old quaint phrases and terms of dialect that he thinks is smart in order to make himself seem more important, It obviously doesn’t work cause it’s a piss poor expression and incredibly out of date as @Pointless Sperg pointed out.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

"Elbow grease" means "put in some extra effort". The common phrase is "put some elbow grease into it". As in you're lubricating your elbow joint for maximum efficiency. It's a very, very old term from like the 17th century.

It's also a reference to a legendary but unnamed Spanish Archer.

There was another one that always bothered me. "Kick start the lawnmower" from the Kacy's dad phone call.

Some of the ride on tractors like the type that Chris had back then did have kick starts.