Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[FamicomGorby]

https://twitter.com/EelsandtheEgman

Twitter isn't loading for me but that's his URL.

Spoiler: Copied the scans from twitter, two and a half pages censored.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Asexuals aren’t going to screw their mom because they’re horny.

I agree that Chris isn’t asexual, but if all of this *gesturing to all of Chris’s life* is the result of being too horny, he’d be getting caught masturbating in public or at pvcc . I think that whatever the shape of his sexdrive is, it’s quite different from that of a functional person

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What kind of “effeminate mannerisms” did Chris do in High School? I mean, I know he was wearing Barbs underwear for trolls attention. But other than playing with MLP (which was not a High School thing, all Megan) I can’t recall any effeminate traits of early Chris.

The only feminine mannerism I could say Chris did in HS was that essay on WW 2 where he wrote "yuck" within the abstract. Women aren't fond of war, and Chris was quoted for his hatred of men as they "are the cause of wars."

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Bob did mention that Chris was good at the commodore to compensate for his lack of speech - probably BS though),

To use the C64 you had to issue simple commands to the BASIC interpreter. To even load a piece of software you basically had to enter a one-line program. Since the system powered on to a BASIC interface (like many 8-bit microcomputers), a lot of kids who had them wound up entering very short programs out of curiosity. Usually it went no further than a program that would print "EAT DICKS" on the screen repeatedly.

To people who weren't used to computers, that kind of interface seemed like magical programming stuff, and it probably does again now that most people only work in a GUI.

In the world of IBM compatibles, it's like people who have only ever used Windows look on MS-DOS as some arcane magic instead of a simple command line interface.

Chris did not have to be a l33t hax0r to use his C64. Chris is a fucking moron. It just looked impressive in an era when to most people computers were magical.

Bob was experienced enough to know how to use a computer back in the day, but he was probably impressed when his kid could do stuff with a computer that most kids couldn't, probably as a cope. Most kids could easily do what Chris did, but they just didn't bother.

Chris grew up surrounded by people who were smarter than him, better looking, stronger, and in every other way superior. Chris' hatred of gay men (and niggos etc.) was likely mostly rooted in his desire to feel superior to someone.

This is an EXTREMELY common cope in autists. When they feel left out/mistreated by others they latch onto some sense of superiority in order to cope.

Autists far less retarded than Chris do it. It's just their way of dealing with other kids looking down on them and girls not wanting to fuck them.

No. It's truth. Gay men have the lowest divorce rates. Lesbians the highest. This jibes with other figures like women filing 4 out of 5 divorces. Since women are far more inclined to file for divorce, it makes sense that a marriage of two women would be far more likely to end in divorce than two men. I'm not making any comment on the whys or the wherefores, just that it is what it is.

The interesting thing is when you average out homosexual divorce rates (counting both gay men and lesbians), it works out to almost exactly the same as heterosexual divorce rates.

He sees women as having easier access to sex,

He's not wrong in that regard.

and wants that for himself, but still desires sex with women. He also couldn't get the relationship he wanted from any woman, so he decided to become that woman.

The irony being that it actually made him *less* attractive to straight women, and did nothing to make him attractive to lesbians.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Chris used to throw his shit filled underwear into the communal laundry hamper,

Somebody explain how that's worse than 90 percent of this community throwing their cum covered boxers in the household laundry hamper.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

This is an EXTREMELY common cope in autists. When they feel left out/mistreated by others they latch onto some sense of superiority in order to cope.

I guess that's why Chris latched on to Barb rather than Bob.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Somebody explain how that's worse than 90 percent of this community throwing their cum covered boxers in the household laundry hamper.

Cum washes away easily. Shit collects in clumps.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Cum washes away easily. Shit collects in clumps.

You sound experienced in these matters.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

You sound experienced in these matters.

Don't make me powerlevel.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Somebody explain how that's worse than 90 percent of this community throwing their cum covered boxers in the household laundry hamper.

Reminds me of the old joke:

A man walks into his doctor's office for his yearly checkup. The doctor says "Ok, I'm going to need a blood sample, a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample.". So the guy says "Sure thing, doc" and hands him his underwear.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Reminds me of the old joke:

A man walks into his doctor's office for his yearly checkup. The doctor says "Ok, I'm going to need a blood sample, a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample.". So the guy says "Sure thing, doc" and hands him his underwear.

If it was a modern homosexual just a stool sample would suffice.

 

[Feefee81093]

I've been checking out some of the vintage media Chris used to watch like Sailor Moon and Sonic X. There are a few things that remind me of him and his antics.

For instance in Sonic X, Sonic transports from his dimension to ours and gets piled on by cops. The main boy's name is Chris.

In Sailor Moon there is a chaotic combo with the colors of the rainbow and there is a reference to catching the bouquet.

Honestly it's fun catching these little things. It gives the experience a little something extra.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I've been checking out some of the vintage media Chris used to watch like Sailor Moon and Sonic X. There are a few things that remind me of him and his antics.

For instance in Sonic X, Sonic transports from his dimension to ours and gets piled on by cops. The main boy's name is Chris.

In Sailor Moon there is a chaotic combo with the colors of the rainbow and there is a reference to catching the bouquet.

Honestly it's fun catching these little things. It gives the experience a little something extra.

Yup. Chris gets absolutely everything in his personality from whatever pop culture he's a degenerate consoomer of. Lately that's the pop culture of thousands of years ago in the form of the bible.

The last non-entertainment media he's absorbed anything from is probably his granny-raping book.

 

[A-№1]

IIRC, Most hetero divorces come from serial marriers.

Fools who don't learn. Also (somewhat redundantly) boomers.

You ever listen to him talk?

Chris' voice sounds squeaky and weird like a cartoon character, not merely higher pitched like a woman's.

This is an EXTREMELY common cope in autists.

Not just autists. Also skinheads, klansmen, and so on. Have you ever noticed how they're almost exclusively losers IRL? I guess when you have nothing going for you in life, you concentrate on something irrelevant you do have like skin color to cope.

He's not wrong in that regard.

Also easier access to certain jobs, sporting competitions, and so on. Like William Thomas, Chris views transitioning as a sort of real life cheat code.

The irony being that it actually made him *less* attractive to straight women, and did nothing to make him attractive to lesbians.

Exactly. He should have continued Rollin & Trollin, but instead he did the exact opposite.

 

[thegooddoctor]

The thing that still makes chuckle the most about Chris is that despite any sympathy he might gamer admittedly being screwed over so many times by trolls fake gf’s financial issues or just life itself he always finds a way to completely undo that in anyway.

Chris occupies an incredibly baffling social position of being crapped on yet still unlikable in almost every way, for some cows I admittedly do feel sorry for, particularly the scitzo’s cause they clearly are not in control of a lot of the stuff they do and clearly didn’t choose to be brain-broke, but in Chris’s case anytime I start to feel sympathy for the guy, he then goes and does something that makes me wanna run to another state. Chris is so pathetic he literally can’t even be a sympathetic loser type to girls or anyone else. That’s just brilliant, I think the internet is just fascinated simply by how Chris just sucks. Which is why he’s the OPL after all.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris called MLW "seductive" in one of his TSSSF cards.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

Anyone else hoping Chris comes out full of tattoos and makes videos about how The Brand used to be about the movement but it’s just petty squabbling now but blood in, blood out?

 

[Ophelia]

[the MLW card]

“(Accurately and inaccurately)”

Well, which is it?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris made a TSSSF card about that time he pretended to kiss his imaginary wife while at the Teen Troon Squad's house (the Cryzel art was added by Helena).

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Chris' voice sounds squeaky and weird like a cartoon character, not merely higher pitched like a woman's.

My guess on this subject is that Chris watched Sesame Street when he was in his mute phase in the 1980s, and his voice is an imitation of Big Bird.