Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hogar Grupal]

This is the twat who said his biggest regret was cakefarts. This was before The Barbening, but there was still a list of gross or just bad things he’d done. Still, no regrets other than money wasted on a cake.

I forgot about this. Also the the un-clit. I'll say it again: Chris has no shame.


This is a sad sight to see (by age 17, it would have been the best time to outgrow the legos):

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Seems like Chris always answers "My theoretical exes", like he thinks the trolls were legit women.

He knows they're not real, that's why they're "theoretical". Replace the "theoretical" CWCism with "imaginary" and it makes more sense.

They're still sort of real though, because Chris *believed* in them, and when Chris believes something it becomes real in CWCville, if not in this world.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

It still amuses me that Chris ran off to Richmond to stay across the street from the regency square mall after being told to stay away from barb last year, pre getting arrested. Chris actually thought the mall was going to be like it was in the 90s still, when in reality it’s a shithole that’s being renovated into something more viable. He thought he’d find lego there.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

I remember when Chris made a video in October 2010, and the cars oil change was die on April 2009, wth the car had over 200,000 miles.
Call Ford cars "Fix or repair daily" all you want, but in this case, I would say this car is more built ford tough.

*due then on April 2009.
And it was a 1994 Ford Escort Wagon.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Not sure if this has been dug up already, but I stumbled across this gem of a prediction

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Chris had a dream sometime before 2005 in which he met the Grim Reaper and asked him when Bob would die. The Grim Reaper told him 2015.

I used hadzy.com to find the exact date of that comment. It's from 26th Aug 10 8:04:34 pm. hadzy did not report a year, so I'm assuming 2011.

Chris and Griggs133 were off by about the same amount of time, as Bob died only a month later on September 6 of 2011.

Bob may have lived another four years had he not had the stress of dealing with Chris's drama. He died only months after Chris started his tomgirl saga. The insects infesting his house and body were no help either.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It still amuses me that Chris ran off to Richmond to stay across the street from the regency square mall after being told to stay away from barb last year, pre getting arrested. Chris actually thought the mall was going to be like it was in the 90s still, when in reality it’s a shithole that’s being renovated into something more viable. He thought he’d find lego there.

Chris, like his parents, have an antiquated view of things. Most people Chris' age see the malls as faltering, they're aware of this and do go to them for the nostalgia, but really, they order from Amazon. It's funny that Chris doesn't order from Amazon (or at least more frequent as some other people would), but then again if he ordered at the time of the incest, Chris would be freaking out more so than usual.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Chris had a dream sometime before 2005 in which he met the Grim Reaper and asked him when Bob would die. The Grim Reaper told him 2015.

I used hadzy.com to find the exact date of that comment. It's from 26th Aug 10 8:04:34 pm. hadzy did not report a year, so I'm assuming 2011.

Chris and Griggs133 were off by about the same amount of time, as Bob died only a month later on September 6 of 2011.

Bob may have lived another four years had he not had the stress of dealing with Chris's drama. He died only months after Chris started his tomgirl saga. The insects infesting his house and body were no help either.

Seeing how nasty the house is, thank goodness it is a detached house and not connected to others homes, especially an apartment. The neighbours would have terrible insect and rodent infestations.

 

[FightenGnome]

What if Chris Chan was a homo? What if Sonichu was about being a homo? What if instead of railing against gays and finding them icky, he railed against heterosexual sex and women were the gross stuff? What if he stared at a poster of Goku to "Stay Gay" and ordered extra pickles on everything? What if Reldnahc was the dream sibling (an out and out gay man instead of in the closet) and Crystal was his evil doppelganger?

Would Clyde Cash troll Chris into admitting he's straight?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What if Chris Chan was a homo? What if Sonichu was about being a homo? What if instead of railing against gays and finding them icky, he railed against heterosexual sex and women were the gross stuff? What if he stared at a poster of Goku to "Stay Gay" and ordered extra pickles on everything? What if Reldnahc was the dream sibling (an out and out gay man instead of in the closet) and Crystal was his evil doppelganger?

Would Clyde Cash troll Chris into admitting he's straight?

I'm pretty sure Bob would've kicked Chris out by the time he turned 18, or graduated HS.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure Bob would've kicked Chris out by the time he turned 18, or graduated HS.

Barb wouldn't have let him, just like she wouldn't let him clean up her Barbage hoard.

 

[FightenGnome]

I'm pretty sure Bob would've kicked Chris out by the time he turned 18, or graduated HS.

Let's assume Bob and Barb are completely okay with it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Let's assume Bob and Barb are completely okay with it.

Then that would be interesting to witness.

 

[Ophelia]

Gay Chris would have found a boyfriend free boy to be a gay sperg with, at least temporarily. Barb would be safer. Chris would have monkeypox instead of a year in jail.

 

[brahsparagus]

Gay Chris would have found a boyfriend free boy to be a gay sperg with, at least temporarily. Barb would be safer. Chris would have monkeypox instead of a year in jail.

On the other hand, at some point before 2011 the internet could have shit its pants (and did nothing) about the 'affair with father'.

 

[Ophelia]

On the other hand, at some point before 2011 the internet could have shit its pants (and did nothing) about the 'affair with father'.

I’ve been told by gay fellows that finding another guy to have the sex with isn’t as difficult as it is for a straight guy to find a girl. Fwiw. But if that’s not true, the dangerous time for Bob would have been once he got weak.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I can't believe Chris still wants to work with Praetor, despite them humiliating Chris (I think they inserted an idea to sell a taser, and Chris volunteered to taser himself) and him getting a small cut of merch being sold. Like I said before, Chris likes to hang out with people who will have no qualms using and making Chris look lie a fool, as opposed to people who can tell Chris that is not a good idea. What are Nulls thoughts on this group?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

he spent the big 4-0 behind bars

The deeper into fail his Life of Fail sinks, the more ironic it is when he proudly exclaimed "... and I just won!" many years ago.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

What if Chris Chan was a homo?

If?

I can't believe Chris still wants to work with Praetor, despite them humiliating Chris (I think they inserted an idea to sell a taser, and Chris volunteered to taser himself) and him getting a small cut of merch being sold. Like I said before, Chris likes to hang out with people who will have no qualms using and making Chris look lie a fool, as opposed to people who can tell Chris that is not a good idea. What are Nulls thoughts on this group?

In a weird way, it feels like Chris follows the bad influences because he likes the attention he gets from the whiteknights. He loves the idea that people "care" about him because no one would otherwise. Its a weird "attention by self harm" thing that seemingly has gotten more extreme as Chris ages.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Its a weird "attention by self harm" thing that seemingly has gotten more extreme as Chris ages.

It's been proven time and again Chris will do anything for attention. The last extreme thing was the un-clit. After this, who knows how far Chris will go next?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

It still amuses me that Chris ran off to Richmond to stay across the street from the regency square mall after being told to stay away from barb last year, pre getting arrested. Chris actually thought the mall was going to be like it was in the 90s still, when in reality it’s a shithole that’s being renovated into something more viable. He thought he’d find lego there.

He had to have found *something*. After his mall trip, all the money he stole from Barb had been spent, and it could not all be reasonably explained by his negative balance and the motel room.

I’ve been told by gay fellows that finding another guy to have the sex with isn’t as difficult as it is for a straight guy to find a girl. Fwiw. But if that’s not true, the dangerous time for Bob would have been once he got weak.

I've spent a fair amount of time in gay bars. This is absolutely true. It's not even a small difference, it's like night and day.

It's kind of a refreshing feeling having random people walk up to you, sit next to you, buy you drinks, and asking you if you want to go home with them.