Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I am honestly shocked Chris looks fondly back on high school days with such fondness considering how badly even today autistic people can get treated, not to power level too much but I’m just on the cusp end of being millennial age and autistic people still get often the short end of the stick even in modern schools.

The cute girls talked to Chris and even spent some time with him, even if it was weirdly forced upon them by the school. It was the closest he got to the girlfriend he desperately wanted all his life, besides maybe Megan who was mainly using him as a credit card.

I'm torn on if it was best to force the Gal Pals to eat lunch and do some activities with Chris. Like you say, for most autistic boys, high school is a nightmare so at least Chris had some better times. He probably would have ended up the same either way.

 

[Niggerphobe]

What would cwcville gun laws be like

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

What would cwcville gun laws be like

I think there would be accessible guns in CWCville. Jerkops and other villains would likely have them, legally or not, and Chris would have his Megatron pistol. Maybe Chris and his close allies would be the only ones legally allowed to have guns.

 

[maguyver16]

I think there would be accessible guns in CWCville. Jerkops and other villains would likely have them, legally or not, and Chris would have his Megatron pistol. Maybe Chris and his close allies would be the only ones legally allowed to have guns.

How many people got shot in this comic that was "meant for kids"? I know Alec Benson Leary and his cronies got Nuremberged and then shot with a firing squad.

 

[Niggerphobe]

I think he would ban them or try something like the slime saga

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm torn on if it was best to force the Gal Pals to eat lunch and do some activities with Chris. Like you say, for most autistic boys, high school is a nightmare so at least Chris had some better times. He probably would have ended up the same either way.

I don't think it would've changed much to be honest, so it was probably a good thing. Chris didn't start his girlfriend search until after graduation and at least this way he had better times in high school

 

[Beast of Ruckersville]

The Sonic Totem survived the 2014 house fire, despite being made of what should be highly flammable material. In the same room, Legos melted.

Just more proof that this thing belongs to a different realm

 

[thegooddoctor]

If Chris had lots of money would it have helped him in life? He'd still be a social outcast but would being affluent have gained him any friends by proxy of bring rich?

 

[Niggerphobe]

If Chris had lots of money would it have helped him in life? He'd still be a social outcast but would being affluent have gained him any friends by proxy of bring rich?

It would most likely end badly by scammers

 

[RainbowCrash69]

Why is there no ween stalking his every move at this point? I find it hard to believe that there isn’t someone out there with a camera cell phone and a will.

 

[Kirby]

I'm torn on if it was best to force the Gal Pals to eat lunch and do some activities with Chris. Like you say, for most autistic boys, high school is a nightmare so at least Chris had some better times. He probably would have ended up the same either way.

Chris needed to realize that he wasn't normal. Bob and Barb arguably did more mental damage to Chris than the Idea Guys ever managed to. By deluding him into believing he was perfectly normal they laid the groundwork for everything that ended up happening to him.

The gal pals and the mainstreaming were his parents attempt to try to gaslight him into thinking he wasn't autistic in the hopes he would be able to brute force himself into being normal. This had the opposite effect as Chris was still mentally ill but in his mind he was perfectly sane. Chris needed to learn that he was different and had special needs that would make his life harder from normal people. That way he would have been able to make the most out of the life he was given and may have been able to carve out a modest but happy living.

Why is there no ween stalking his every move at this point? I find it hard to believe that there isn’t someone out there with a camera cell phone and a will.

The only pictures we have of Chris sightings come from people vaguely familiar with him as an internet meme and who just happened to coincidentally be in the same place as him. I think the odds of some Chris ween being retarded enough to hide in a Walmart and wait to ambush him are fairly low. I feel like if someone like that existed they would have already knocked on 14BC and asked Barb if Chris really had sex with her.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Why is there no ween stalking his every move at this point? I find it hard to believe that there isn’t someone out there with a camera cell phone and a will.

Trespassing laws, he's still at the home and will be until at least the 8th

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

If Chris had lots of money would it have helped him in life? He'd still be a social outcast but would being affluent have gained him any friends by proxy of bring rich?

If the Idea Guys were able to bilk him out of $6000, I'm sure many others would have been able to do the same.

 

[Kirby]

I found these Chris figures on ebay and I'm sure they don't want to dox themselves but whoever is making these has probably at least lurked this forum a few times so I just wanted to say they look awesome and I hope you manage to sell a lot of them.

I would love to know what Chris would think about merchandise like this. I imagine he would be pissed off at the way he is being portrayed and then demand money for profiting off his name.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

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I found these Chris figures on ebay and I'm sure they don't want to dox themselves but whoever is making these has probably at least lurked this forum a few times so I just wanted to say they look awesome and I hope you manage to sell a lot of them.

I would love to know what Chris would think about merchandise like this. I imagine he would be pissed off at the way he is being portrayed and then demand money for profiting off his name.

I saw the upper left one on Ebay back in December. It was $59.99 at the time, the price has gone up.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

I am utterly convinced that Bob was autistic and gave Chris his autism gene. I'm going to share my thought process:
- Autism does not materialize in a child out of thin air. Most autism is caused by genetics, either from their mother and/or their father
- Bob has some autistic traits, although it is not as bad as Chris, such as special interests (No Sonic in the 1950s, so he collected a fuck ton of records and made machinery)
- According to Bob on Chris's first date with Emily, he is "logically-inclined," most autistic people are described this way.
- Cole Smithey is not autistic. Why? Bob is not his biological father, but Barb is. Cole actually has Barb's sociopath gene. That also explains why Chris is the way he is, an autistic sociopath.

I'm a big supporter of Chris traits being present in Bob. I hesitate to say autism specifically because, as someone else mentioned in reply, that correlates with parental age, but Bob did some really odd things. Bob doesn't meet any criteria for being 'officially' delusional, but the Green County conspiracy raises serious eyebrows. It seems that Bob had a sincere belief that the county/school conspired to make it so they couldn't sell their house and leave. That's a bizarre, paranoid belief to have.

In his most famous moment, Bob believes that the county health department will steal their house if they find out it's too dirty. In response, he entrusts his autistic son to fix the issue by removing the evidence.

I comfortably assume that any story Chris told about early childhood is repeated from Bob so, presumably, Bob went along with the animatronic bear given name change. He also believes that a babysitter abused him so badly that he caught autism and stopped talking and that he was molested by a gay principal.

 

[Niggerphobe]

What cows would move into cwcville and how would it go

 

[Monolith]

After being out of the spotlight for 2 years, is Chris still the most autistically well-documented person in history?

 

[Kirby]

What cows would move into cwcville and how would it go

They would all be discriminated against with some being executed. Chris looks down on other lolcows as he does not want to be seen as one of them. This goes back to his school days being upset that he had to ride the short bus with other retards.

After being out of the spotlight for 2 years, is Chris still the most autistically well-documented person in history?

Autistically, Yes. Historically, probably Queen Elizabeth.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Hard to belive August 8ths only less than two weeks away it will always feel like just yesterday word got around Chris was bragging about fucking barb. We said it had to have been an ai deep fake and couldn't believe it for days then it was finally confirmed to be the real Mccoy.