Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Debbie Macomber]

If Chris is in a permanent home, we should actually be worried if we stop hearing from him

Some of those places have been known to murder residents and bury them under a cement floor so they can keep collecting their tugboat forever without having to take care of them. They just keep cashing the checks and submitting reports to the government saying "Timmy is happy and dancing, don't look at our basement floor"

 

[Monolith]

I know this is unlikely, but I really hope we get another JERK cwc-ism for the prison saga.

 

[Penis]

Chris liking two tweets is now worthy of "Da Update" on the cwcki. Christory truly has grinded to a halt.

 

[DrNow]

Chris liking two tweets is now worthy of "Da Update" on the cwcki. Christory truly has grinded to a halt.

Gonna see a 45 minute geno Samuel episode about those two tweets some years down the line.

Is there a Chris Chan themed doom wad. You could have the pistol replaced with pepper spray and imps replaced with little Mary Lee Walsh sprites.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Chris liking two tweets is now worthy of "Da Update" on the cwcki. Christory truly has grinded to a halt.

if he is jailed for ages. what will become of the CWCki for modern updates? Will it be archived after a certain point if Chris literally was somehow shut off from the internet for years to come?

 

[Penis]

if he is jailed for ages. what will become of the CWCki for modern updates? Will it be archived after a certain point if Chris literally was somehow shut off from the internet for years to come?

Closed registration might be a good idea if vandalism becomes too prevelant

 

[OwlShaman]

if he is jailed for ages. what will become of the CWCki for modern updates? Will it be archived after a certain point if Chris literally was somehow shut off from the internet for years to come?

Why would he be jailed again? Wasn't August 8 when he was let off? There's not going to be a trial anymore, if I'm not mistaken.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Why would he be jailed again? Wasn't August 8 when he was let off? There's not going to be a trial anymore, if I'm not mistaken.

No he’s awaiting one final trial on an unspecified date but at some point this month, that will decide whether or not he’ll do up to a decade or be officially let off or placed in some group home permanently since him being alone is obviously a catastrophic idea.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I imagine if the lolcow only had a book on Greek mythology instead of a Bible to read, he'd be pretending he's Zeus now.

Especially since Zeus was said to have lightning powers, and of course be the king of the Olympians.

 

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I imagine if the lolcow only had a book on Greek mythology instead of a Bible to read, he'd be pretending he's Zeus now.

Especially since Zeus was said to have lightning powers, and of course be the king of the Olympians.

Plus all the rape.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Where did the phrase "Teflon Tard" come from in relation to Chris Chan?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Where did the phrase "Teflon Tard" come from in relation to Chris Chan?

When mobster John Gotti was getting away with all kinds of crimes, they nicknamed him "The Teflon Don" because none of the charges ever stuck. Like a teflon coated pan.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I'm trying to pin down an exact date for when the first incest call was leaked but the archive sites give different dates. Archive.today gives July 29 and Wayback gives July 30. https://archive.ph/aENvS https://web.archive.org/web/20210730074436/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV7h_pT4kI

 

[Stupidface]

I'm trying to pin down an exact date for when the first incest call was leaked but the archive sites give different dates. Archive.today gives July 29 and Wayback gives July 30. https://archive.ph/aENvS https://web.archive.org/web/20210730074436/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV7h_pT4kI

I think it's an issue of how archive.today timezones things. Examples being how sometimes it will archive with unintended languages included as opposed to the original intended archive.

If you go to history on archive.today, for EST it shows the earliest is 07/30/2021 03:14. So I'd say it's July 30, as that's the actual time of archival— Local to Chris.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Today is the 14th anniversary of what is arguably the best video in the canon of Christory.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I think it's an issue of how archive.today timezones things. Examples being how sometimes it will archive with unintended languages included as opposed to the original intended archive.

Good point, yeah. Wish they were more clear about that.

If you go to history on archive.today, for EST it shows the earliest is 07/30/2023 03:14. So I'd say it's July 30, as that's the actual time of archival— Local to Chris.

Isn't the 3:14 time for the July 31st archive? I'm seeing 30 July 2021 13:51 UTC as earliest save.

I do agree the upload is likely to be the 30th. After EllDudeRocks uploaded the video, he created a Reddit thread featuring it. And the thread was created on July 30th 12:23 AM EST. https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanS...is_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/

So I'm guessing he uploaded then made the thread right after. Though it's a 23 minute window between the Reddit thread and the 29th which is kind of tight.

 

[Stupidface]

Isn't the 3:14 time for the July 31st archive? I'm seeing 30 July 2021 13:51 UTC as earliest save.

I do agree the upload is likely to be the 30th. After EllDudeRocks uploaded the video, he created a Reddit thread featuring it. And the thread was created on July 30th 12:23 AM EST. https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanS...is_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/

So I'm guessing he uploaded then made the thread right after. Though it's a 23 minute window between the Reddit thread and the 29th which is kind of tight.

You're right, sorry.
I got mixed up on the times due to the previews being situated one on top of the other in my browser. But yeah. Still a 07/30/2021 date listed as oldest. And my mind being focused on current-year, as if this shit wasn't already two years old. Holy shit.

Probably uploaded/archived various places just on the tailend of the 29th, yeah. But seeing as both archive sources state the 30th, it is what it is. I wonder why it was sat on until that time? If it was sat on; I don't recall if there's any real timeline detail for that shit. Can't believe it's been so long now.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah but from where it came from that? Somebody told him or he watched it somewhere? There's something we are missing... Although he is autistic so, probably is just that.

I'm completely guessing based on nothing, but my theory has always been that at some point, Chris heard some factoid along the lines of "during a man's whole lifetime, he will produce blah blah blah million million sperm cells", and Chris interpreted that as a hard limit.

 

[AfroMegan]

Chris liking two tweets is now worthy of "Da Update" on the cwcki. Christory truly has grinded to a halt.

It's not the likes, it's the context

 

[SaltyFanta]

I know this is unlikely, but I really hope we get another JERK cwc-ism for the prison saga.

I thought "jail of fail" was pretty funny, and kinda made me nostalgic, feels like something old Chris would have thought up.