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Chikinballs said:
Wow. I wouldnt have guessed that at all.

Did you read that article?
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Well, even just based on public material, Chris has always been talking about he's slow thinking. Or in a lot of calls, if you make a good argument to him, he talks about how his brain needs to catch up. If Chris listened to old calls now, even he would be able to tell that this faster thinking person was running circles around him, as far as their argument went.

Heh, particularly in the Lars call, where Lars is essentially forcing Chris to admit he lied to Jackie.

Yeah, I read the article, but I didn't see much in the article that you couldn't derive from the URL.
 
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I got a question, and it's probably been answered before, but I'm gonna ask anyway.

You know how Chris always said he was a "Virgin with Rage"? Why didn't he say he was saving himself for marriage? It would tie in with his "sweetheart search" and "fathering a god-dang daughter" and all that bullshit.
 
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Marvin said:
Well, even just based on public material, Chris has always been talking about he's slow thinking. Or in a lot of calls, if you make a good argument to him, he talks about how his brain needs to catch up. If Chris listened to old calls now, even he would be able to tell that this faster thinking person was running circles around him, as far as their argument went.

Heh, particularly in the Lars call, where Lars is essentially forcing Chris to admit he lied to Jackie.

Yeah, I read the article, but I didn't see much in the article that you couldn't derive from the URL.
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True. Still, i bet he is five times as miserable now than he was when he was getting trolled.
 
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BALLZ-BROKEN said:
I got a question, and it's probably been answered before, but I'm gonna ask anyway.

You know how Chris always said he was a "Virgin with Rage"? Why didn't he say he was saving himself for marriage? It would tie in with his "sweetheart search" and "fathering a god-dang daughter" and all that bullshit.
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He was not saving himself for marriage, he wanted sex ASAP, he was just unable to find anyone to give it to him.

Why would he say he was saving himself for marriage? The only possible upshot of that would be he would be more likely to attract girls who wouldn't sleep with him (in a world where he could attract girls.

The logical reaction to being a virgin when you don't want it to be is to keep it private, and maybe admit it to close friends or to girlfriends when it is relevant.

To be fair to Chris, if he said he was saving himself for marriage it would have been an obvious lie that would have been called out on and would have caused him problems. Clearly discretion would have been his best choice, but I think his choice of awkward honesty was better, and in a way more respectable, than awkward dishonesty.
 
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Absinthe said:
I was watching the Sonic Watch n Win news spot from the 90s, where Chris won the $1000 free toys and vidya. I noticed something truly eerie (no, not Chris). There's a couple of brief shots of a man in a red shirt and glasses putting young Christian's haul through the tills, and I honestly thought it was the adult Chris.
Now I'm not saying that future Chris is going to somehow travel back in time to ensure his younger self gets a huge stack of vidya that sets him on the path to create Sonichu. Maybe I have face blindness, maybe for one reason or another a lot of folk in that part of Virginia tend to look similar.
But it's definitely the time travel thing.
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Fixed for great justice!
 
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If Chris had been forced to socialize, i.e being dragged by a teacher to speak to other kids, all throughout his school career, and the other kids being forced to accept him on pain of expulsion, would things have turned out better?
 
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FifthColumn said:
If Chris had been forced to socialize, i.e being dragged by a teacher to speak to other kids, all throughout his school career, and the other kids being forced to accept him on pain of expulsion, would things have turned out better?
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If the alternative was expulsion, you'd just end up with a bigger gal-pal situation. They'd all basically ignore him while he talks at thin air, thinking they're all his bestest fwends foreva.
 
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FifthColumn said:
If Chris had been forced to socialize, i.e being dragged by a teacher to speak to other kids, all throughout his school career, and the other kids being forced to accept him on pain of expulsion, would things have turned out better?
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Permanent hairstyle from getting swirlies everyday. Years and years of recorded clips of his screams. Yes, things would have been much better.
 
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I'm looking for a specific photo. I always thought that it was a really important piece of Christory but I can't find it and no one seems to ever mention it. It's a seemingly innocent picture of some young friends taking a picture in a park somewhere, but in the distance you can see Chris holding his attraction sign sitting on a bench. I thought it was noticeable because I always pictured Chris sitting down with the sign next to him, but there he is, housing it above his head like a retard. Anyone know where it is?
 
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FifthColumn said:
If Chris had been forced to socialize, i.e being dragged by a teacher to speak to other kids, all throughout his school career, and the other kids being forced to accept him on pain of expulsion, would things have turned out better?
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If he had been forced to socialize, i.e. Someone spanked his ass when he was being a little bitch or douche or shitmonger or whatever he was as a kid...yes. Much better.
 
Now that Chris made his comic folders public on Facebook, we have a new censored version of Blake and Bubbles Silvana having sex.

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For comparison, the CWCipedia version:
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Edit: Also, the pages with the Lioness and stripping for women's rights have been cut out. Subtle.
 
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Discretion (As stated in the Comic Page image freshly added to the listing with few updates):
ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. Any names, persons or characters and such illustrated in the past Original Comic Book Pages, LittleBiGPlanet 1, 2, PSP and Vita Levels under the PSN ID of "Sonichu", and all direct content from the Creator, Christian Weston Chandler, NOT originating from said Creator that may seem similar to anyone past or present, as well as under other respective ownerships, are purely coincidental or otherwise parodic. Ownership of Original characters of Pikachu, Pok'emon and Sonic the Hedgehog are those of Nintendo and SEGA of America respectively. The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit.
I know i read about this before, but what kind of Legal battle could it be (epic?) if Sega/Nintendo tried to shoot him down?
 
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