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BMO_ said:
  1. He's Christian Chandler
  2. -Chan is a Japanese suffix that 4cent used while referring to early lolcows (e.g. Chip-Chan)
  3. I'm pretty sure that CWC used Chris-Chan in one of his pre-ED Sonichu issues
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Yeah, Chris used to use the -Chan suffix long before discovery (his pony OC from like 2004 was called "Cheroki-Chan" for instance). During the Megan Saga he really ramped it up and refers to her as "Meg-Chan" throughout the comics. Chris has always been a weeb.
 
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Crass_and_Champ said:
Yeah, Chris used to use the -Chan suffix long before discovery (his pony OC from like 2004 was called "Cheroki-Chan" for instance). During the Megan Saga he really ramped it up and refers to her as "Meg-Chan" throughout the comics. Chris has always been a weeb.
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Random thought: technically -chan is a suffix for women. Did Chris foreshadowed his Tomgirl/Christine Sagas a decade prior to them happening?
 
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Crass_and_Champ said:
During the Megan Saga he really ramped it up and refers to her as "Meg-Chan" throughout the comics. Chris has always been a weeb.
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I wonder if it was also his way of hoping/manifesting that she would become Megan Chandler..
BMO_ said:
Random thought: technically -chan is a suffix for women. Did Chris foreshadowed his Tomgirl/Christine Sagas a decade prior to them happening?
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Tangentially related, for the longest of time I thought Magi-chan was a female for that reason. I didn't think about the play of the word magician until later.
 
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AnOminous said:
And sometimes not even that because they do dumb shit like getting cows kicked off their outlets for saying naughty no-no words and kill the lulz.
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Sometimes I like the lulz, but other times, zi feel like this shit has gotten way out of hand.
Broseph said:
I don't think Chris ever watched that much Sailor Moon, he only got into it because he knew Megan liked Sailor Moon and that's why she sperged out at him back then for "copying" her.
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He doesn't understand what makes Sailor Moon so beloved by women or the nuanced influence behind the organism that has become SM lore.

SwanSwanson said:
Chris Chan finding a girlfriend the same year I did is fucking nuts.
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Isn't it weird? What's even weirder is you probably waking up next to your girlfriend blowing spit bubbles only to realize it's actually Chris.
 
It was never confirmed if this was Chris's girlfriend or not.

If it were the case, Chris would be babbling on about it or at the very least they would have been holding hands on the way out of the restaurant.

Flutter is probably paid very well to put up with all of this in order to keep Chris in line and keep the cash flow coming as long as possible.

That, or she really just likes Chris.
 
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Fapcop said:
A troll is funny.

A ween is funny but in a “Haha, look at that tard!”-way.
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Many a ween has turned into a lolcow themselves.
Broseph said:
I don't think Chris ever watched that much Sailor Moon, he only got into it because he knew Megan liked Sailor Moon and that's why she sperged out at him back then for "copying" her.
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Megan had every right to sperg in that situation. Whatever Chris touches he corrupts and ruins.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
It was never confirmed if this was Chris's girlfriend or not.

If it were the case, Chris would be babbling on about it or at the very least they would have been holding hands on the way out of the restaurant.

Flutter is probably paid very well to put up with all of this in order to keep Chris in line and keep the cash flow coming as long as possible.

That, or she really just likes Chris.
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She very well could be a ween, but in all honesty I’m leaning more towards her just being a deranged nut job who genuinely wants Chris.

Rate me optimistic but I can’t see any ween, much less a female one willing to let an ogre like Chris paw at her constantly and hand feed her cake like some kind of autistic Lady and the Tramp, no matter how much a bull dyke looking manlet like Caden might pay her.

Chris may just have finished his love quest. Plenty of sick women who flicked the bean to Bundy, Dahmer and Gacy, not out of the realm of possibility Chris snagged one of those weirdos for himself.
 
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Jason Wynn said:
She very well could be a ween, but in all honesty I’m leaning more towards her just being a deranged nut job who genuinely wants Chris.

Rate me optimistic but I can’t see any ween, much less a female one willing to let an ogre like Chris paw at her constantly and hand feed her cake like some kind of autistic Lady and the Tramp, no matter how much a bull dyke looking manlet like Caden might pay her.

Chris may just have finished his love quest. Plenty of sick women who flicked the bean to Bundy, Dahmer and Gacy, not out of the realm of possibility Chris snagged one of those weirdos for himself.
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Yeah I mean Fiona was kinda good looking and she wanted to suck chris chan duck
 
Glassshardballpit said:
It was never confirmed if this was Chris's girlfriend or not.

If it were the case, Chris would be babbling on about it or at the very least they would have been holding hands on the way out of the restaurant.

Flutter is probably paid very well to put up with all of this in order to keep Chris in line and keep the cash flow coming as long as possible.

That, or she really just likes Chris.
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It's kind of sad isn't it that a woman genuinely wanting Chris is more outlandish than him getting cucked by a pickle man.
 
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King Metalia said:
It's kind of sad isn't it that a woman genuinely wanting Chris is more outlandish than him getting cucked by a pickle man.
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Forgive my rudeness but why the hell would any woman want Chris that wasn't insane or getting paid?

Chris can probably be tolerated in small doses but from the descriptions and photos Flutter is rather formal with Tardo; no hand holding, stoicly pays for everything. Never is photogenic and is rather matyred -looking regarding the whole affair. Probably doesn't like getting photographed but we've never once seen her genuinely "enjoying" being with Chris.

Imo, she's a glorified babysitter. Paid well to appear in public with Chris like a stone-faced Shetland pony with fat blue turkey.
 
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