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I did have a middle school bully named Christopher. But the name is kind of cool because it's connected to a story about a dog-headed man who helped Jesus cross a river when he was a kid. I figure kids can be assholes, so I'm over it, and the dog-headed thing might be some slur the meaning of which as been forgotten about in the last couple millennia.

Never heard the dog-headed man story attributed to Saint Christopher. Always heard the story was he was a giant who carried Jesus across a river.

Huh, the more you know…
 
Dog headed giant? In the version I heard he was a normal dude and Jesus was a small child.
There's a lot of versions of the story, some so weird it's not surprising the Pope removed St. Christopher's feast from the calendar, even though he's a very popular saint.
There's a number of "natural histories" from the time which discuss dog-headed people, who live in tribes just over the horizon. Christopher might be the only cynocephalic "character" in legend, a guy with a name who lived in X and did these things, and as such might be the only evidence these weren't fanciful stories, and that people believed these fantasy creatures really existed. (Note: I do not believe they were real, but it would make a cool movie.)
Apologies, but it's so weird I'm interested in this sort of thing.
 
Should we have a thread for the CWC Art Contest? It'd be cool having a dedicated place to discuss the submissions Chris shows off, since it's actually an interesting chapter in Christory and I haven't seen much conversation about it.
Agree, I'm interested in that and what could come out of it. I'd rather die than watch his streams though.
 
Chris is promising to release "The Book of Life" which seems to be his Christianized name for the goddess logs.

Scripture says all whose names were not found in the Book of Life were cast out into everlasting fire, so I guess you better hope Chris doxxes you

This whole " I'm Jesus" saga is just getting retarded and more retarded by day lmao, like even during the Idea Guys saga when he believes that he's a goddess he never went this far, I wonder if Caden played a role on this, pushing him to pumping more content so that he would remain relevant by threatening to either kick him out of the house or barring Flutter from meeting him.

Also what are the possibilities of the TRUE AND HONEST GodJebus to come down and smite him like in this vid?
 
So I have been reading and watching a lot of videos about the Heaven's Gate cult that was around when I was a kid and the more I listen to what their leader Marshall Applewhite said the more it sounds almost exactly like what Chris is saying today. Just replace Planet Next Level with CWCVille and you have full blown Chris Chan quote since the Idea Guys saga, right down to claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and believing there is another world that we can get to by dying.

My question is, do you think Chris will ever lose it enough to try and hitch a ride on the comet to get to CWCVille?
 
From the CWCKI
In an October 2023 livestream, he mentioned that his crew was working on transcribing the Goddess Log's pages for publication.[3] According to Praetor the Goddess Log is hundreds of pages long and must be censored to remove names and addresses within it.
So I guess no one's name will be found in the Book of Life because they'll all be redacted.

Also, Praetor needs to hurry the fuck up on releasing the Goddess Logs/Book of Life because it's the only recent Chris content that might be worth reading!
 
From the CWCKI

So I guess no one's name will be found in the Book of Life because they'll all be redacted.

Also, Praetor needs to hurry the fuck up on releasing the Goddess Logs/Book of Life because it's the only recent Chris content that might be worth reading!
>Praetor niggers having to pick up Chris' slack and transcribe hundreds pages of unintelligible ramblings
Good, good.
 
A question occurred to me about Liquid.
At the end of this video, Liquid (in character) proposes to Kacey. For those who don't know, Chris Duckworth (the guy who played Liquid) actually went on to marry Kacey in real life. And I have to know - was this actually how he proposed to her, or did his actual proposal come later? Because it's fucking hilarious if this is actually how he proposed. If anyone here was around back in 2009, please chime in, this question has been burning in the back of my mind for weeks now.
 
Should we have a thread for the CWC Art Contest? It'd be cool having a dedicated place to discuss the submissions Chris shows off, since it's actually an interesting chapter in Christory and I haven't seen much conversation about it.
What's an example of an interesting submission? I guess there's the one that had Caden's dox printed on it, any others?
 
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A question occurred to me about Liquid.
At the end of this video, Liquid (in character) proposes to Kacey. For those who don't know, Chris Duckworth (the guy who played Liquid) actually went on to marry Kacey in real life. And I have to know - was this actually how he proposed to her, or did his actual proposal come later? Because it's fucking hilarious if this is actually how he proposed. If anyone here was around back in 2009, please chime in, this question has been burning in the back of my mind for weeks now.
As far as I remember, they started e-dating a bit after starting the Liquid/Kacey thing. They didn't actually meet in person until a bit later, either. So I am guessing this was not the official proposal.
 
Liquids impression was never actually good. It's just funny/funnier than other attempts at mocking Chris and thats all it needed to be. Yet I've seen a significant amount of people across various platforms acting like his impression was spot on in every way and I don't get it. Just seems like weird fanboying.

What's even weirder is when I see people absolutely seething over Liquid when whining about how mean the trolls could be, to the point of lumping him in with people BlueSpike and even the IdeaGuys. Hell I've even seen Marvin get it to extent.

Basically I always see people getting really fucking assmad over all the trolls and blaming them all for every single problem Chris ever had, up to and including his complete denial of reality. Full stop. Ignoring that the dude lived in a fantasy land and was an unhinged goober from day one. They don't wanna blame the autism and him just being stupid on top of it, and don't wanna blame his poor elderly parents too much, so I guess the trolls are just the most convenient excuse.
 
Basically I always see people getting really fucking assmad over all the trolls and blaming them all for every single problem Chris ever had, up to and including his complete denial of reality. Full stop. Ignoring that the dude lived in a fantasy land and was an unhinged goober from day one. They don't wanna blame the autism and him just being stupid on top of it, and don't wanna blame his poor elderly parents too much, so I guess the trolls are just the most convenient excuse.

Classic era trolls with the exception of Bluespike where pretty much begin, most of them where just getting a reaction out of Chris and while a bit mean spirited they where not malicious i.e. actively trying to cause him physical harm or mess with his poor understanding of reality.

Post Bob troll's the big ones anyway have all been fucking awful, from the idea guy's fucking with Chris's sense of identity and understanding of reality requiring him to have to fucking be repotty trained, to the Fungus creature actively wanting to him kill himself and having fun torturing him along the way that resulted in him acting on his long held desire to fuck his mum, to Caden making a bizarre fucking sweat shop off of Chris who are more than happy to mess with his concept of reality and enable his delusions for fucking money they have all been horrible - and I am 99% sure the worst is yet to come especially once Chris isn't the cash cow he has been for Caden and he's not getting supervised / controlled by them any more.

The old trolls where just kids out for a laugh, they didn't fuck with him to the point where by a lay persons definition of "Fucking nuts" is well an truly filled before that he was just fucking weird, and 90% of his life and the mistakes an situations he found himself in where either of his own making or made worse because he lacked supervision.
 
So Chris has always aid that every piece of fiction happens in some universe, doesn't that make him a murder then because of the events he depicted in his comics.

Can he give one good reason why he shouldn't be sitting on death row for all the brutal murders and acts of terrorism he has chronicled in his comics?
 
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Chris is 42 on 2/24/24

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
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