Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I've always wondered how many pets Chris has killed that we don't know about. I'm curious how Patty was living her last days in the Chandler household

It's sad because I think that Chris really did love Patty and care for her.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I've always wondered how many pets Chris has killed that we don't know about. I'm curious how Patty was living her last days in the Chandler household

Outside. I don't think she was ever let inside the house.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Outside. I don't think she was ever let inside the house.

"Borbris" (the Chandler family) don't seem to handle pets well. At least Charb don't.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

What do you think Chris Chan's reaction would be if he were to meet the real Jesus Christ?

Personally I would expect the biggest hissy fit of all time as he demands Jesus blow down to him since he is the real Jesus, I am talking Liquid Chris sage levels of tard rage here.

It's sad because I think that Chris really did love Patty and care for her.

I think Chris loved having an animal that worshiped him but I would be shocked if he took good care of Patty.
Pay attention to the "touching" tribute Chris wrote about her, there was nothing in it about what she liked or what they use to do together or anything like that, it was all about how much Patty love him, even the final words he gave her were all about him and it was all about how he felt. I think he was just sad to loser a being who worshiped him and he didn't really care about her at all. Also, he never really mentioned her in anything he wrote before she died, he only cared about her once she was gone because he had lost the one being in the universe who worshiped him the way he feels he deserves. I would be shocked if she didn't die as a result of some form of neglect.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

What if Chris gouged out an eye for knowledge like Odin did?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I haven't glanced at the chris board for a long time but sometimes shit comes up and you just can't help but be reminded...

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Something I've been wondering about for roughly a decade: Chris shits himself, we all know it, we've seen him admit it, it's been a tremendous source of entertainment for dudes of all teenages. But I still have no idea what compelled him to point out his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS in the IRC chat with Clyde Cash.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)

In case you don't feel like scrolling through the entire thing, BILLY MAYS and Clyde Cash are calling him a gay cross-dresser and Chris decides to set the record straight. But why does he feel the need to mention shitting himself? Why not just say "boxers" or something? Why would you tell a man you believe to be your murderous, sweetheart-raping arch nemesis that you crap your pants regularly? Oh well, at least we got a funny smiley out of the deal.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Something I've been wondering about for roughly a decade: Chris shits himself, we all know it, we've seen him admit it, it's been a tremendous source of entertainment for dudes of all teenages. But I still have no idea what compelled him to point out his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS in the IRC chat with Clyde Cash.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)

In case you don't feel like scrolling through the entire thing, BILLY MAYS and Clyde Cash are calling him a gay cross-dresser and Chris decides to set the record straight. But why does he feel the need to mention shitting himself? Why not just say "boxers" or something? Why would you tell a man you believe to be your murderous, sweetheart-raping arch nemesis that you crap your pants regularly? Oh well, at least we got a funny smiley out of the deal.

From what I understand it wasn't the straight thing, it was that they were calling him childish that caused him to say that.

My guess is when he started crapping himself Barb told him it was something "All adult men do", so he held it up as proof that he was an adult the same as he did with the porn.

 

[Princess Robee]

Something I've been wondering about for roughly a decade: Chris shits himself, we all know it, we've seen him admit it, it's been a tremendous source of entertainment for dudes of all teenages. But I still have no idea what compelled him to point out his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS in the IRC chat with Clyde Cash.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)

In case you don't feel like scrolling through the entire thing, BILLY MAYS and Clyde Cash are calling him a gay cross-dresser and Chris decides to set the record straight. But why does he feel the need to mention shitting himself? Why not just say "boxers" or something? Why would you tell a man you believe to be your murderous, sweetheart-raping arch nemesis that you crap your pants regularly? Oh well, at least we got a funny smiley out of the deal.

The thing to remember about Chris is that he is an emotional exhibitionist (don't know if that's a real term or not), often over-sharing details that most people would keep to themselves. This was pointed out to Chris when he was in middle school by Virginia Sanford, one of the special ed teachers Chris had. From a letter she wrote to Chris when he left middle school:

To Christian- Well, it's been 3 years now at Providence and it's all over! Where has the time gone to? The most important parting words I can leave you with - well, are to always remember this. You show people where your weak points are located, then they will know how to push your button. If you never show them, they will never know. I hope you will have an enjoyable summer and come back to visit. Do you very best at Manchester, put your best foot forward, and treat others as you wish to be treated. Love, Mrs. Sanford (gs)

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I think Chris loved having an animal that worshiped him but I would be shocked if he took good care of Patty.
Pay attention to the "touching" tribute Chris wrote about her, there was nothing in it about what she liked or what they use to do together or anything like that, it was all about how much Patty love him, even the final words he gave her were all about him and it was all about how he felt. I think he was just sad to loser a being who worshiped him and he didn't really care about her at all. Also, he never really mentioned her in anything he wrote before she died, he only cared about her once she was gone because he had lost the one being in the universe who worshiped him the way he feels he deserves. I would be shocked if she didn't die as a result of some form of neglect.

This is most likely it. Patty lived in a tiny pen with a doghouse nearly the entire time she was alive, except when Bob would walk her. Chris just saw that when he'd come out, Patty would be happy to see him, but she was most likely taken care of by Bob. I think you're right in that was the thing that made Chris upset.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

So if I understand correctly Chris believes that all fiction happens in some universe, even fan fiction and that is how his character are real, so what happens if someone draws his husband Magichan Sonichu casting a vote for Trump on election day and saying the Russians are on the side of light in the current war, does Chris have to go along with it since Magichan said it and he is never wrong?

 

[Optimus Prime]

So if I understand correctly Chris believes that all fiction happens in some universe, even fan fiction and that is how his character are real, so what happens if someone draws his husband Magichan Sonichu casting a vote for Trump on election day and saying the Russians are on the side of light in the current war, does Chris have to go along with it since Magichan said it and he is never wrong?

No, Chris in the past would angrily scream and shout about how that picture was wrong, it needed to be destroyed because it was "untruthful" to the character, etc. you get the idea.

These days he'll just post some holier-than-thou shit on Twitter about how the image is blasphemous and untrue, then tell the creator to go seek Soulfulness or whatever fancy ass word Chris has latched onto that particular day.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Darn, because that would be a great way to troll him on Twitter.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Darn, because that would be a great way to troll him on Twitter.

That's the problem with current Chris - the god thing allows him to look down on everybody and as such he's permanently seated in a position to just belittle anybody who disagrees with him. Before, he'd rage because his silly 'cartoons are real' mindset clashed with what other people created and contradicted his own viewpoint - which due to the extreme autism makes him only comprehend his own perspective as the sole, correct one, and everybody else is dead wrong unless they are in line with his own (or he takes a fancy to what other people do and steals it, I.E. Simonla). Now, as literally God, he's given himself the power to just declare anything he doesn't like as wrong.

It's why he's so up in arms about Hasbro basically ignoring his godly will and continuing its course with G5. Even declaring himself God, he can't force Hasbro to keep making G4 pony. He's still a powerless slow-in-da-mind that has no influence in a world he views as perpetually against letting Chris do or have what he wants at any given time. So he's going so far as to claim the Ukranian War will stop if Hasbro resurrects what is essentially a dead iteration of a franchise most people have moved on from - and in the impossible event Hasbro actually did this, Chris will promptly forget the Ukranian War is even happening because Chris doesn't even care about the conflict and its atrocities past simply co-opting it for his own stupid pleas.

 

[Tequila Katie]

Do we ever see chris becoming interesting again? He was more upsetting than anything pre-barb (you know)

 

[Optimus Prime]

Do we ever see chris becoming interesting again? He was more upsetting than anything pre-barb (you know)

Honestly, I think we could get one more Blue Arms level saga out of him, because goddamn he's not letting the pony thing go.

After that...he's in his 40s with the only reason he's even still got a roof over his head is because Caden milking his notoriety, and that's already showing signs of slowing down. Homeless saga is a non-zero possibility in the future still, if he doesn't simply land back in jail. His perpetually shitty health has got to be catching up with him at some point and once Caden is out of the picture, that's it for Chris, he would have literally nobody wanting to help his ass unless legally obligated.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Honor Roll" has believed that there's a "toon world" in "another dimension" before the "Idea Guys" started weening, but it was the "Idea Guys" and later weens like the "Teen Troon Squad" and "Praetor" who would plant and cultivate the idiocy of the "toon world" "merging" with this one, in the lolcow's small and easily manipulated mind. Had he never been exposed to that "Roger Rabbit" movie and the idea of the "multiverse", he may have never tried to use "another dimension" BS to derp away incesting Barb.

 

[BScCollateral]

Had he never been exposed to that "Roger Rabbit" movie

I gotta defend Roger Rabbit here. "World of Toons Humans Visit" is a really old concept; some of the earliest cartoons made were about toons interacting with humans. I think the idea's practically primordial. if not Roger Rabbit than one of hundreds of cartoons predating it, or Chris might even have evolved it independently.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"Honor Roll" has believed that there's a "toon world" in "another dimension" before the "Idea Guys" started weening, but it was the "Idea Guys" and later weens like the "Teen Troon Squad" and "Praetor" who would plant and cultivate the idiocy of the "toon world" "merging" with this one, in the lolcow's small and easily manipulated mind. Had he never been exposed to that "Roger Rabbit" movie and the idea of the "multiverse", he may have never tried to use "another dimension" BS to derp away incesting Barb.

The funny thing is that Chris never uses that film as proof of his beliefs, despite obviously being the embodiment of everything he wants The Merge to be (save for the whole 'being God' part of course).

I gotta defend Roger Rabbit here. "World of Toons Humans Visit" is a really old concept; some of the earliest cartoons made were about toons interacting with humans. I think the idea's practically primordial. if not Roger Rabbit than one of hundreds of cartoons predating it, or Chris might even have evolved it independently.

According to the Sonichu Wiki, the first time Chris ever mentions alternate realities outside of CWCville is in an Alec call that took place four months after the Family Guy episode 'Road to the Multiverse', where Stewie and Brian travel across time and space into alternate versions of the Family Guy setting (represented by different animation styles, including Robot Chicken stopmotion). The article also cites that the South Park episode 'Imaginationland', which also bears similarity to Chris wanting fictional characters walking around, could be an origin point as well.

But the idea of alternate worlds to one's perceived reality, or humans interacting with cartoons, very much goes back decades before WFRR. Walt Disney himself basically pioneered the concept back in 1923 with his early Alice Comedies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Comedies

And then again in 1964 with Mary Poppins, since the original book I believe had the main characters jump into the sidewalk art and, well, that's exactly what they do in the movie, with that whole sequence consisting of humans in a fully animated world. I guarantee that Chris thinks he can do the hop-skip-and-a-jump or whatever that happens in the movie and he can leap into pictures and thus into alternate cartoon realities, much the way he claims pictures are just windows into these other planes of existence.

 

[BScCollateral]

But the idea of alternate worlds to one's perceived reality, or humans interacting with cartoons, very much goes back decades before WFRR. Walt Disney himself basically pioneered the concept back in 1923 with his early Alice Comedies:

Right; also Fleischer's Out of the Inkwell, which Wikipedia dates back to 1918. It's incredible, but "Cartoons interacting with humans" were being made almost at the same time as the earliest cartoons. It's kind of like watching Just Imagine (1930) and realizing it spoofs SF tropes that really didn't become widely known until the 1950s.

I apologize for my film history autism. I'll be good from now on.