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Also, other than Harry Potter being too advanced for someone like Chris who only read Goosebumps books (and I liked them a lot too, when I was a kid), he specifically said he never got into HP because he thought it was in direct competition with Pokemon... even if they had nothing in common aside from boomers thinking they would be short-lived fads. Just another example of Chris' extreme brand loyalty and braindead consooomerism.

This time I doubt he will change his mind like he did with the Hex-Box, what with all the trannies' hysteria around based Rowling. And the upcoming series won't be a cartoon with bean-mouthed characters, that's way too grow-up for him.
 
Also, other than Harry Potter being too advanced for someone like Chris who only read Goosebumps books (and I liked them a lot too, when I was a kid), he specifically said he never got into HP because he thought it was in direct competition with Pokemon... even if they had nothing in common aside from boomers thinking they would be short-lived fads. Just another example of Chris' extreme brand loyalty and braindead consooomerism.

Actually, I think I can sort of understand the thought process with that one, as laughably dumb as it is.

In HP, you have wizards that point sticks at things and shout various words to shoot stuff like fire, electricity, or to do whatever.

In Pokemon, you point your creatures at things and shout various words to have them shoot stuff like fire, electricity, or to do whatever.

With Ash Ketchum, you have his iconic thing being...well, Pikachu, an electric type. Harry Potter? The iconic thunderbolt scar on his forehead.

Chris was so dense even back then that he only saw surface level details, they reminded him of things connected to a franchise he already liked, and thus he assumed there was competition when there wasn't any.
 
125 dollars, fuckers.

Who's got money to burn?

Tardy gonna need a get well soon present.
Tardy doesn't even remember American Rabbit Christorians however do
Still doesn't explain the fucking roller skates grafted into his feet.
Literal magical thinking by power, through power of magic, friendship and american patriotism, fast American flights and breaking the sound barrier.

Plush on Etsy ships to united states, does Josh accept pre Christory artefacts? Better Judas than Lord CWC.
 
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Tardy doesn't even remember American Rabbit Christorians however do

Literal magical thinking by power, through power of magic, friendship and american patriotism, fast American flights and breaking the sound barrier.

Plush on Etsy ships to united, does Josh accept pre Christory artefacts? Better Judas than Lord CWC.


I got a six months of MGM+(The most pointless of all the pointless streaming services)with my new TV and believe it or not they have this disasterpiece of a movie on there, so if you want to see it you know where to find it.
 
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I got a six months of MGM+(The most pointless of all the pointless streaming services)with my new TV and believe it or not they have this disasterpiece of a movie on there, so if you want to see it you know where to find it.
Two places: YouTube and aniwave, subscription services are gay.
I'm surprised that they kept a 4,6 movie from 1981. MGM+ are tapping to lucrative Christorian market. Bargain bin services host movies that are abandoned like American Rabbit for instance, which was reason Chris got to watch American Rabbit in the first place, it was cheap and no-one wanted it.

Despite being fucking shit American Rabbit went global and got bargain bin Finnish dub.
 
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Despite being fucking shit American Rabbit went global and got bargain bin Finnish dub.
Wtf it even got an Italian release. I never heard of it or saw any vhs around before I got into Christory.
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Same here. Before I heard of the freak known as "Chris Tran Chan", I didn't know "The Adventures of the American Rabbit" was made.
I was unfortunately was and saw same effect American Rabbit had on autistic children who are given bargain bin material to watch.

Effect on Chris wasn't unique.
 
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It's possible not being able to go to these cons really took it out of him.

And if Flutter cut ties with him...

On any real personal level, that's probably all Chris has going for him.
 
Wtf it even got an Italian release. I never heard of it or saw any vhs around before I got into Christory.
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This isn't that surprising since kids will watch anything animate so cheapo dubs of animation happen all over the world.
Even trash from Dingo pictures gets a worldwide release with many dubs and some of them even get more than one dub in English, so this doesn't really shock me.
 
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What if Chris fucking his mom was a ritual like he claimed and not just him being a raging degenerate?
Fucking barbs barren cunt was yogic sex ritual to release sexual energies that change world as we know it, since he's banning to get more barb pussy Chris' powers are limited.
 
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