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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
they're as ivory soft
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ew that's disturbing

Anyway and as you guess, "Chris Chan" seems to be the result of a "perfect storm" of severe "high functioning" autism, too much Borb coddling, and "mainstreaming" -- as well as being a "Millennial", living in semi-rural Virginia, whatever is wrong with that glitch-filled DNA code, and likely also FAS as well. Oh yeah, and almost daily fast food since Barb QUIT COOKING FOREVER because spaghetti.
 
So when Chris does die do you think the Praetors will have a funeral for him and put him in a grave with a tombstone or do you think they will just leave him for the county to handle like all the other homeless people who die with no money?
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
So when Chris does die do you think the Praetors will have a funeral for him and put him in a grave with a tombstone or do you think they will just leave him for the county to handle like all the other homeless people who die with no money?
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I suspect just leave him to be cremated and left in a potter's field.
 
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I'm going to send Chris a superchat about this nearly 8 year old Facebook post. What should I write?
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
When Barb finally dies do you think Chris will try to exploit it in some form or will he just ignore her death?
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I don't think Chris will ignore her death. Pre Idea Guys Chris I think would be sad about it, Chris now however I'm not sure. I do know his reaction will be disgraceful.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Oh yeah, and almost daily fast food since Barb QUIT COOKING FOREVER because spaghetti.
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I like to call that event the Noodle Incident.

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BubbaRobot887 said:
So when Chris does die do you think the Praetors will have a funeral for him and put him in a grave with a tombstone or do you think they will just leave him for the county to handle like all the other homeless people who die with no money?
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Hopefully they'll chop his head off and send it to some goofy Ivy league fraternity where all the pledges have to jack off onto Chris's skull to become the next President of the US.
 
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My Earnest Opinions said:
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I'm going to send Chris a superchat about this nearly 8 year old Facebook post. What should I write?
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Lol I was just about to post that throwback.

Let me save you some dollars, in the off chance he pays attention to your message he would gloss over his very un-christianlike attitude and boast how he "foresaw it" even years ago. Also all the weens will surely beat you to the punch asking him about Pmurt so please don't give him money.
 
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I don’t understand autistics who feel the need to compare themselves to Chris, especially when it’s in the context of “I’m a better functioning autistic than Chris”.

Of all the low bars, Chris Chan is the lowest of bars you can set when it comes to basic aspirations. It’s surprisingly easy to not be like Chris.

If you feel the need to compare yourself to the likes of Chris Chan, of all people, then you should probably put that self awareness to use and actually work on yourself instead of humble bragging on social media.

Same goes for comparing their parents to Chris. If I had a penny for every time some autistic zoomer comments that their parents got them therapy, I’d be able to retire comfortably.
 
I won't go into detail but I think I've encountered a new Fiona. She's cute, so I'm trying to court her.. but uhh.. with this.. I don't like that this has raised the odds of me having my own thread to 1%. I don't wanna be a part of Christory.
 
SwanSwanson said:
I won't go into detail but I think I've encountered a new Fiona. She's cute, so I'm trying to court her.. but uhh.. with this.. I don't like that this has raised the odds of me having my own thread to 1%. I don't wanna be a part of Christory.
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Is she a Fiona because she wants Chris or because she wants you?

She should be warned about what happened to Fiona, who got doxed and is now known as the autistic retard who wanted to have sex with a fat manchild
 
SwanSwanson said:
Chris. She wants to get into contact with him and be friends with him. I'm gonna try and steer her away from that.
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Show her SheCameForCWC, and then remind her that this is the same Chris who stole money from his mother, openly expressed desire for his mother who he sexualy forced himself upon for at least a month to drop dead in the hopes that got him the house, and also attacked a person who was not actively threatening them.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Show her SheCameForCWC, and then remind her that this is the same Chris who stole money from his mother, openly expressed desire for his mother who he sexualy forced himself upon for at least a month to drop dead in the hopes that got him the house, and also attacked a person who was not actively threatening them.
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Oh I definitely plan to.
 
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