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Ser Ciappelletto said:
Chris never "rejected" anyone in his whole life.
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Wait, that's not exactly true, but reality... is actually even worse.

Remember that this absolute imbecile rejected that Fiona chick, not only the one chance he will ever have to actually be intimate with a willing partner (unless we confirm he and Flutter are fucking), but a reasonably attractive and young one to boot (which flutter is not), with the exact rare paraphilia of actually wanting to screw Chris.

He had this one in a million chance, this unfathomable groin miracle offered to him, and he threw it down the toilet in order to have raspy, dry sex with his mummified harpy of a mother and then get jail time for it instead.
 
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Do you believe that Chris will be put in charge of everything once Barb passes away?
That or it will go into to probate
Is there a protective order still in place?
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Wait, that's not exactly true, but reality... is actually even worse.

Remember that this absolute imbecile rejected that Fiona chick, not only the one chance he will ever have to actually be intimate with a willing partner (unless we confirm he and Flutter are fucking), but a reasonably attractive and young one to boot (which flutter is not), with the exact rare paraphilia of actually wanting to screw Chris.

He had this one in a million chance, this unfathomable groin miracle offered to him, and he threw it down the toilet in order to have raspy, dry sex with his mummified harpy of a mother and then get jail time for it instead.
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And all Fiona Cooper got for it was getting doxed and now is known as an untouchable weirdo with a fetish for guys who rape their elderly moms.

Spoiler, people. When we say don't get involved, we mean it.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Remember that this absolute imbecile rejected that Fiona chick, not only the one chance he will ever have to actually be intimate with a willing partner (unless we confirm he and Flutter are fucking), but a reasonably attractive and young one to boot (which flutter is not), with the exact rare paraphilia of actually wanting to screw Chris.
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Chris didn't "reject" Fiona. He just didn't think that he'd have a long-term relationship with her, as she lives in Washington and was on her way to college. Chris predicted she'd just find a lover there.

Chris even told Fiona at least once he "loved" her, promising he wouldn't freak out at G5 toys at Everfree.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Wait, that's not exactly true, but reality... is actually even worse.

Remember that this absolute imbecile rejected that Fiona chick, not only the one chance he will ever have to actually be intimate with a willing partner (unless we confirm he and Flutter are fucking), but a reasonably attractive and young one to boot (which flutter is not), with the exact rare paraphilia of actually wanting to screw Chris.

He had this one in a million chance, this unfathomable groin miracle offered to him, and he threw it down the toilet in order to have raspy, dry sex with his mummified harpy of a mother and then get jail time for it instead.
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You know the reason he rejected Fiona, that pussy was autistic; although he was fine with casual sex in the Brony Convention.
 
JunkMan.exe said:
You know the reason he rejected Fiona, that pussy was autistic.
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That's mostly just an assumption from Chris's old attraction sign from 20 years ago where he says that and similar claims from long ago. This also ignores the fact he's broken other qualifications on such sign, such as claims that he'd never be attracted to other men, despite writing an erotic poem about BryanFrogBoy.

One should remember that whatever Chris said about his preferences are not set in stone, much like most other people.

Other than that, Chris never mentioned Fiona's autism being a factor of anything.
 
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PsychoNerd said:
That's mostly just an assumption from Chris's old attraction sign from 20 years ago. Other than that, Chris never mentioned Fiona's autism being a factor of anything.
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Do you think he changed that belief, well, perhaps, he was fucking the original autism maker, so you might be right.
 
JunkMan.exe said:
Do you think he changed that belief, well, perhaps, he was fucking the original autism maker, so you might be right.
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As I said Chris didn't so much "reject" Fiona as he did just view her as being unattainable in some capacity. If I had to guess, he probably just learned from his encounters with people like Megan or Heather, and deemed Fiona's crush on him as being"too good to be true".
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
Wait, that's not exactly true, but reality... is actually even worse.

Remember that this absolute imbecile rejected that Fiona chick, not only the one chance he will ever have to actually be intimate with a willing partner (unless we confirm he and Flutter are fucking), but a reasonably attractive and young one to boot (which flutter is not), with the exact rare paraphilia of actually wanting to screw Chris.

He had this one in a million chance, this unfathomable groin miracle offered to him, and he threw it down the toilet in order to have raspy, dry sex with his mummified harpy of a mother and then get jail time for it instead.
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It's actually nice you bring up Fiona because THAT is actually one, once in a lifetime example of Chris being clear-sighted. His reasoning for not getting with Fiona wasn't that he wasn't interested in her but that he could see her in the future moving on to college and getting with someone her own age who's better than Chris.

That is actually Chris foreseeing that the relationship wouldn't work which is incredibly on the money for that idiot. Not to say that Fiona wanting to sleep with him isn't a completely rare thing on its own but even Chris himself could see that once the novelty of f-ing an infamous lolcow wore off she'd get over him and move on in an instant which to be fair, is likely how it would have played out.

PsychoNerd said:
Chris didn't "reject" Fiona. He just didn't think that he'd have a long-term relationship with her, as she lives in Washington and was on her way to college. Chris predicted she'd just find a lover there.

Chris even told Fiona at least once he "loved" her, promising he wouldn't freak out at G5 toys at Everfree.
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Exactly! And that is Chris being smart for once in his sorry life because once she went to college she would've found someone there who doesn't look like Benjamin Franklin's reanimated corpse and whose interests revolve around My Little Pony, Transformers and children's media. After banging Chris a few times, the novelty of being Chris Chan's first non-troll gf would have worn off and she'd have hit the road.

If only Chris Chan could actually be that lucid all the time!
 
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Ser Ciappelletto said:
Exactly! And that is Chris being smart for once in his sorry life because once she went to college she would've found someone there who doesn't look like Benjamin Franklin's reanimated corpse and whose interests revolve around My Little Pony, Transformers and children's media. After banging Chris a few times, the novelty of being Chris Chan's first non-troll gf would have worn off and she'd have hit the road.
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A lot of Fiona's posts (at least the ones that are public) show that she was essentially some starry-eyed fangirl that thought she could somehow "fix" and "nurture" Chris. So it's not entirely impossible she'd probably be somehow "repulsed" when the fantasy shattered and she saw/interacted with the real deal up close.

Considering that Bella was supposedly going to take pictures, I also get the feeling Fiona was maybe going to do the Reddit AMA anyway just to tell people she went to the convention with Chris. I'd even venture to say that was probably the whole reason she even sought him out, given how their interactions seemingly started around that time.

It sort of makes me wonder how things would have gone differently had Chris either A) never fucked Barb or B) Kept his mouth shut.
 
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PsychoNerd said:
Considering that Bella was supposedly going to take pictures, I also get the feeling Fiona was maybe going to do the Reddit AMA anyway just to tell people she went to the convention with Chris. I'd even venture to say that was probably the whole reason she even sought him out, given how their interactions seemingly started around that time.
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Fiona is at least 2 aspects of the unholy quintet - carpetbagger and enabler.


She is like the standard carpetbagger - "clout chaser" sub-type. I also read that supposedly she had a traumatic upbringing which explains her attraction to a sleazeball like Chris but that is only a rumor. I read it on the cwcki's list of misconceptions page.

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  • It is sometimes stated that Fiona was a victim of sexual abuse, explaining certain factors such as her crush towards Chris. Though this isn't entirely out of the realm of possibilities, this hasn't been fully confirmed. Additionally, since her account was deleted prior, some of the evidence for this came from Kiwi Farms users trying to attribute her to posts from deleted accounts on the CWCki's Discord server being referred to as "Snoo", her screenname on said server. This search for her posts also didn't account for the fact that she used a second account, which used an entirely different name, "ScootalooSister", after being banned from the server the first time.<a href="https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCki:Gossip#cite_note-5">[note 3]</a>
 
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Ser Ciappelletto said:
She is like the standard carpetbagger - "clout chaser" sub-type. I also read that supposedly she had a traumatic upbringing which explains her attraction to a sleazeball like Chris but that is only a rumor. I read it on the cwcki's list of misconceptions page.
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As the misconceptions page says though, we don't have definitive proof of it.
 
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A lot of Fiona's posts (at least the ones that are public) show that she was essentially some starry-eyed fangirl that thought she could somehow "fix" and "nurture" Chris. So it's not entirely impossible she'd probably be somehow "repulsed" when the fantasy shattered and she saw/interacted with the real deal up close.

Considering that Bella was supposedly going to take pictures, I also get the feeling Fiona was maybe going to do the Reddit AMA anyway just to tell people she went to the convention with Chris. I'd even venture to say that was probably the whole reason she even sought him out, given how their interactions seemingly started around that time.

It sort of makes me wonder how things would have gone differently had Chris either A) never fucked Barb or B) Kept his mouth shut.
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Yeah, I think Fiona was a clout chaser and would've used fucking Chris to try and get some e-fame. Why one would want to be known as someone who willingly fucked Chris Chan for free is beyond me, but it's clear she's a pretty fucked up individual. Not as fucked up as Bella or Flutter, but she ain't right in the head either
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
If WH40K were real, "Honor Roll" would definitely be a follower of Slaanesh... if he could worship someone other than himself that is.
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He would be Chaos Undivided because none of the 4 would want him because he has the traits of them all.

Slaanesh: Love Quest, Mia Ham, Barbussy, tranny evolution

Nurgle: DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, the animal shit all over 14BLC, his cycles of activity

Tzeentch: Jenkins Jinkies, his plans often failing and backfiring

Khorne: SHOW MY FANGS, PICKLE SUITED NIGGER, irrational rage at weird shit like Xbox
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
but it's clear she's a pretty fucked up individual
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Tell me about it. Remember when people on here were making a huge deal out of Fiona getting "hospitalized" for supposedly having her phone number leaked? A lot of the shit she was doing online was concerning as all hell, especially at her age, and her parents probably discovered that shit following what transpired, which probably explains her getting "lumberjacked" and "hospitalized".

Considering everything about her that's been leaked (including her drawings of Chris), her getting therapy or being "hospitalized" should be viewed as a good thing. The kid clearly had a lot going for her outside of the Internet, and she was essentially destroying herself through trying to fuck Chris Chan.

She was dangerously close to becoming either Puppychan or FallenChungus.
 
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