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What if Chris had a healthy sense of shame?

He just couldn't shut up about being "a virgin with rage".
He openly talked to his mother about popping his blow-up doll.
He pranced around a family-friendly concert in his "WANT WOMAN" sports bra.
He exposed his perineum to at least one piercer in order to obtain "The Unclit".
And, in general, he blabbed about disgusting and humiliating details of his life to anyone online who would listen.

These are things that a normal person would never do or talk about. How different would Chris' life be if he had been instilled with a proper sense of shame that would encourage him to keep such things to himself or eschew them altogether?
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
How different would Chris' life be if he had been instilled with a proper sense of shame that would encourage him to keep such things to himself or eschew them altogether?
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I think some of his more deplorable actions would remain the same but it would be less documented.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
What if Chris had a healthy sense of shame?

He just couldn't shut up about being "a virgin with rage".
He openly talked to his mother about popping his blow-up doll.
He pranced around a family-friendly concert in his "WANT WOMAN" sports bra.
He exposed his perineum to at least one piercer in order to obtain "The Unclit".
And, in general, he blabbed about disgusting and humiliating details of his life to anyone online who would listen.

These are things that a normal person would never do or talk about. How different would Chris' life be if he had been instilled with a proper sense of shame that would encourage him to keep such things to himself or eschew them altogether?
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Chris's lack of shame is such a core component of why he is who he is that asking what he would be like without it is liking asking what he would be like without his autism; it changes the course of his life so completely that he's practically a different person. An extant sense of shame means no attraction sign, no flooding ED with details about his personal life, no "ShecameforCWC", etc. I doubt Chris would even become internet famous in this scenario; Sonichu wouldn't have Mary Lee Walsh, the Jerkops, or any of the other things that make it so bizarre, so it would just be another shitty sonic fanwork among countless others; I doubt 4chan/SA take a particular interest in it, and even if they did and the ED page still got made, it's likely that without Chris's "Information Overload" interest dies down and he fades into obscurity before any real trolling occurs.
 
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GoGoNoJo said:
Chris's lack of shame is such a core component of why he is who he is that asking what he would be like without it is liking asking what he would be like without his autism
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I thought of that as I was posing the question. His lack of a sense of shame is really part of who he is -- a core trait that makes CWC CWC. It's just so bizarre to me. Seeing how impressionable he was, why did it never get through to him that normal people keep certain things private?

I suppose it comes down to Barb and Bob's abysmal parenting. It's just all so fascinating to witness.
 
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Acoustic Virgin said:
What if Chris had a healthy sense of shame?

He just couldn't shut up about being "a virgin with rage".
He openly talked to his mother about popping his blow-up doll.
He pranced around a family-friendly concert in his "WANT WOMAN" sports bra.
He exposed his perineum to at least one piercer in order to obtain "The Unclit".
And, in general, he blabbed about disgusting and humiliating details of his life to anyone online who would listen.

These are things that a normal person would never do or talk about. How different would Chris' life be if he had been instilled with a proper sense of shame that would encourage him to keep such things to himself or eschew them altogether?
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And nobody would have a single clue about how he regularly shits his pants if he didn't offer that information out of the blue.
 
Kokenami said:
I think some of his more deplorable actions would remain the same but it would be less documented.
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When Chris was first discovered, and a long time afterwards, people legit thought he was some sort of master troll, putting on this over the top performance, only for it to come out, by Chris's own hands, that he was an actual, real, True & Honest person.
 
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GoGoNoJo said:
Chris's lack of shame is such a core component of why he is who he is that asking what he would be like without it is liking asking what he would be like without his autism; it changes the course of his life so completely that he's practically a different person.
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I'm trying out a theory about Chris. It's a work in progress.

Chris's ego is so inflated that any action he does, it's on purpose and is not shameful in his head. Why? Because he's Chris, the greatest human to ever live.

Like put out an attraction sign with tear away numbers on the bottom. Why doesn't he feel stupid? Because he did it and he's perfect. A better example, him being trolled into putting pieces of the medallion up his ass by blue spike. Why? Because he was protecting himself because any actions he does is justified even how stupid/insane they might be.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
When Chris was first discovered, and a long time afterwards, people legit thought he was some sort of master troll, putting on this over the top performance, only for it to come out, by Chris's own hands, that he was an actual, real, True & Honest person.
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Yeah, I was around back then and on the one forum I was on we thought Sonichu was some brilliant parody of fan fiction and sonic fandom.

Boy, were we proven wrong!
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
From the way Megan talked to Chris, she was never interested in any type of relationship at the time, where Chris was the polar opposite. She told Chris this many times and Chris just carried on, not listening, coming up with his "sweetheart from the ground-up", as in if he badgers and throws enough tantrums, Megan would come around.

It's telling that in the last incarnation of Chris and Megan, he was going to drag along Barb. Why? So Barb could wear Megan down. Chris's idea was to "chase her down the hall" like Barb did with Bob, and then basically force her to get together because he wanted it.

Creepy or not, Megan at that time was just not interested in romance, and told Chris that many times, but tard boy just didn't want to hear it because he wanted the Lego set he desperately wanted.
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Chris would be much more like Hal from Mega mind than Superman.

I guess the alluring temptress would have been Megan in that case.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
Anyone else think the Sing Star challenge was one of the most bizarre moments in christory?

I mean even if Chris had won how was singing supposed to prove Chris was who he said he was? Even in Chris' brain I can't understand how that made sense.
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Chris views himself as near perfect in every field so the REAL Christian Weston Chandler naturally would be better at guitar and singing. It angered Chris when Liquid Chris bragged to him that he could play real guitar whereas Chris Chan had made many videos using the guitar hero children's toy.
 
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Kokenami said:
I feel like the PaRappa rap challenge was as bizarre if not more so.
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idunno it's a tough call but i'd still say it was the time where chris chan put his female jesus cock in his senile unwrapped mummy mother's pussy then bragged about it to some stinky bitch over the phone
 
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POWER IN MISERY said:
idunno it's a tough call but i'd still say it was the time where chris chan put his female jesus cock in his senile unwrapped mummy mother's pussy then bragged about it to some stinky bitch over the phone
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I wouldn't really say it's bizarre considering everything that led up to it, just disgusting and sad.
 
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