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Darth Insanius said:
Is there an infographic on which people played which trolls or something like that?
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That would be really helpful. Intellectually I know that some of the personae were done by the same people, but my mind still has them all separate.
Darth Insanius said:
Leary was Lars, Jackie sounds pretty similar to Kacey,
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I want to say ABL was behind Jackie's text-based communications with Chris (which is funny because Alec himself was one of my least favorite trolls, but Jackie was one of my favorites). I don't recall a voice chat with Jackie, but I'd be shocked if it was the same person as Kacey. Kacey was no fun -- all she did was berate Chris; at least Jackie had a playful air about her.
Darth Insanius said:
RoveyouRongtime played any of the fake sweethearts that Chris met in person
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It will never fail to amuse me that Chris met the same person in person multiple times posing as different people, and he never noticed!
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
I don't recall a voice chat with Jackie
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She shows up for a little bit at the beginning of the Lars Call, which is a top five call. Thought like you said the girl playing Jackie might not have been the same person doing the messages and the requests. I don't think Alec is the person behind Jackie simply because the stuff Chris did for her is too batshit for it to be Alec. Outside of Asperchu he mainly just did calls.

Acoustic Virgin said:
It will never fail to amuse me that Chris met the same person in person multiple times posing as different people, and he never noticed!
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I think the girl who did Kacey and Liquid Chris (not in costume) have bumped into Chris in public and even kinda joked with him and he didn't even notice. I know facial blindness is a symptom of autism but is it usually that bad?
 
King Kiwi said:
Marvin, since you're here, did you get your name from Marvin Martian?

The world (me) is slightly curious to know.
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In Pulp Fiction, Vincent and Jules go to the dweebs apartment who ran off with the briefcase, to go retrieve it. They end up shooting everyone to death except for Phil Lamarr's character Marvin. Marvin later gets shot on the face by accident by Vincent.

There's also another, white Marvin in Reservoir Dogs. He was the undercover cop.
 
I know Chris owns several PS Vitas, 3DSs, PSPs, etc. but has he ever tried to jailbreak any of them?
It takes like thirty minutes to hack one of these and it basically amounts to having an SD card and following instructions. It's easy enough for someone like Chris to do it.
I feel I already know the answer to this because if he did successfully jailbreak any of these than he would've saved probably thousands of dollars on video games over the years.

If Chris didn't jailbreak his Vita, then it's a genuinely good testament to his insanity simply because if you don't jailbreak it you have to use the comically terrible custom memory cards that cost half the system itself and go up to 64 GB at maximum.
 
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Back in the day, "Honor Roll"'s fat ego had limits. The freak thinks he's Christ and "an avatar of all reality" now. It's amazing -- and not in a good way -- how bloated his ego has gotten. Went from being a weird spoiled kid, to egotistical manchild, to an all-out incestuous freak who thinks he is the central figure of the religion of billions.
 
Darth Insanius said:
I know Chris owns several PS Vitas, 3DSs, PSPs, etc. but has he ever tried to jailbreak any of them?
It takes like thirty minutes to hack one of these and it basically amounts to having an SD card and following instructions. It's easy enough for someone like Chris to do it.
I feel I already know the answer to this because if he did successfully jailbreak any of these than he would've saved probably thousands of dollars on video games over the years.

If Chris didn't jailbreak his Vita, then it's a genuinely good testament to his insanity simply because if you don't jailbreak it you have to use the comically terrible custom memory cards that cost half the system itself and go up to 64 GB at maximum.
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Chris has no empathy or respect for people, but he really feels for faceless corporations (there are examples, but I can't be arsed to link them now), so he would feel guilty.

Plus, no matter how easy it may be, Chris is enough of a moron that he would brick the fuck out of any console.
 
Chris has defeated the trolls, by being so boring that it's not even worth following him anymore. Or buying his things because all money goes to Praetor. Flutter speculations go nowhere, because we can't get a good pic and she looks like 18 and 40 at the same time. Chris doesn't even stream anymore, he just posts these god awful Transformer toy reviews.

The saddest death - no blaze of glory, no major drama - just slowly disappearing into the void.
 
Darth Insanius said:
I know Chris owns several PS Vitas, 3DSs, PSPs, etc. but has he ever tried to jailbreak any of them?
It takes like thirty minutes to hack one of these and it basically amounts to having an SD card and following instructions. It's easy enough for someone like Chris to do it.
I feel I already know the answer to this because if he did successfully jailbreak any of these than he would've saved probably thousands of dollars on video games over the years.

If Chris didn't jailbreak his Vita, then it's a genuinely good testament to his insanity simply because if you don't jailbreak it you have to use the comically terrible custom memory cards that cost half the system itself and go up to 64 GB at maximum.
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of course not, its too much effort for chris. going on ebay is much easier

he also takes copyright very seriously and would be afraid of breaking the law.
 
Sweet Ch1llie said:
Chris has defeated the trolls, by being so boring that it's not even worth following him anymore. Or buying his things because all money goes to Praetor. Flutter speculations go nowhere, because we can't get a good pic and she looks like 18 and 40 at the same time. Chris doesn't even stream anymore, he just posts these god awful Transformer toy reviews.

The saddest death - no blaze of glory, no major drama - just slowly disappearing into the void.
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I could have sworn I heard someone else make your exact point back in 2017 when I first discovered Chris. I believe it was the Down The Rabbit Hole video on Chris if I'm not mistaken.
 
Sweet Ch1llie said:
just slowly disappearing into the void
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The Tale of Fail is sorta like the predicted 5 ages of the universe...

Primordial Era: the beginning to before the trolling in the '00s started
Stelliferous Era: the "classic" days
Degenerate Era*: going "tomgirl", the "radio silence", the fire, the "Financhu Crisis", the "healing"
Black Hole Era: the "Jail of Fail" Saga
Dark Era: the Cryptid Saga and whatever follows?

* (lol)
 
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Sweet Ch1llie said:
Chris has defeated the trolls, by being so boring that it's not even worth following him anymore. Or buying his things because all money goes to Praetor. Flutter speculations go nowhere, because we can't get a good pic and she looks like 18 and 40 at the same time. Chris doesn't even stream anymore, he just posts these god awful Transformer toy reviews.

The saddest death - no blaze of glory, no major drama - just slowly disappearing into the void.
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Hmmm. That's very true. It's like a dog tracking a turkey leg tied to his tail around a tree, he's just never going to get that turkey leg but he knows it's there.

But we know that Chris didn't come up with this grand scheme on his own, he had to have outside help.

God I want a turkey leg. Wake me up when it's Thanksgiving. I had nachos yesterday so that was good.
 
Found an etsy reseller on ebay.

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Honest question - is it even worth it to try to get back into watching Chris-chan?

I'm of the honest opinion that most of what was good died with Bob, as after it literaly became a permament begging saga and it all became mostly about money, baring some adventures of course.

What about now? Are we past the twilight years? Is anything going on now or has there been that is worth catching up on?
 
Mister Baranavichy said:
Honest question - is it even worth it to try to get back into watching Chris-chan?

I'm of the honest opinion that most of what was good died with Bob, as after it literaly became a permament begging saga and it all became mostly about money, baring some adventures of course.

What about now? Are we past the twilight years? Is anything going on now or has there been that is worth catching up on?
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I'm inclined to answer both yes and no.

It's true that Chris was most interesting during the Classic Era (2008-10 or so). That's the era that I find to be the most rewatchable.

After Bob died, things went off the rails, and Chris wasn't much fun anymore, but the 2010s were still an important time in Christory.

And if you followed all that, then you probably want to know what happened next. Did Chris ever grow up and get his act together? No. He fucked his mom. Now all he does is play with Transformers and babble nonsense about his delusional spiritual beliefs.

So I'd say it's worth being aware of what he's doing now (living in the Praetorium and hanging out with a Finnish gnome), but you'd probably be wasting your time if you were to watch every one of he new videos and read every one of his tweets in the current year.
 
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