Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[sparklemilhouse]

god damn it Chris

And in the front seat, too! Chrissss, that's why you carry around a purse.

 

[Abethedemon]

I think Chris became a tomgirl because he saw the Lumberjack skit on Monty Python

 

[Trilby]

DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS was unintentional. Chris thought that was a straightforward way to prove he wears men's underwear.

Tomgirl saga is genuine.

Chris doesn't want to write more Sonichu comics, he wants to do something more elaborate, like a video game or cartoon. He basically wants to be the head of a Sonichu media empire, where he's the boss and he yells at people to do all the work, but he gets to sit back and collect all the adulation/money.

Typical Hollywood bigshot I see.

 

[timtommy]

And in the front seat, too! Chrissss, that's why you carry around a purse.

Maybe he figured that whatever he kept inside his car was his business.

What a tool.

 

[Tsukiko]

Chris is fat

 

[Ukyo Kuonji]

Chris has written several autobiographical statements over the years. He thinks a lot about how past events have shaped his life. The last time he made a systematic attempt was his "Hallmark Negative Life Events," when he tried to figure out who was primarily responsible for making his life a shambles. He lumps all internet trolls together and doesn't even remember their names. The three arch-enemies are Megan, Schroeder, and Walsh. When he's depressed he thinks about this stuff a lot.

He hasn't attempted a full written autobiography since the CWCipedia. It would be interesting to see how he understands his past grappling with gender issues. When he declared himself to have a lesbian soul, did he see this as a sudden change in his thinking, or was it the result of a long process of coming to terms with himself? I don't care about the objective truth; I'm interested in how he understands it.

You're wrong to think that he would believe that his "lesbo tranny" shift is anything but positive. He was thrilled when he discovered he was a tomgirl and he was thrilled when he discovered he was a lesbian. In a world of troll websites, blue arms, and a demanding mother, it's a true bright spot.

Fair enough. I still try to think of Chris of having some redeeming quality, though of course it's very slim.
With his autism I don't think Chris could ever actually comprehend the grand scheme of things, kind of like what Abethedemon was getting at.

 

[Angel Bob]

Chris is fat

He's actually pretty thin for a southerner Southerner who's not on meth.

 

[Tsukiko]

He's actually pretty thin for a southerner Southerner who's not on meth.

Wrong, Chris is a fat gay

 

[ZehnBoat]

so uh, that fake band by chris is called
Robee Sonee and the tomgirls.
tomgirl means male acting girly
does that mean cera and christine are both male now, and act girly?

i notice in most of the (horrifying) nsfw chris draws.
the male is doing something mundane or is letting the girl do all the work.
is chris too lazy to even scissor his one true and honest lesbian love when the time comes?
theanswerisyes

 

[Tsukiko]

tomgirl means male acting girly

Tomgirl isn't a real word, it's something that Chris made up. It means whatever Chris decides it means that day

 

[Trilby]

so uh, that fake band by chris is called
Robee Sonee and the tomgirls.
tomgirl means male acting girly
does that mean cera and christine are both male now, and act girly?

No, they're just sluts!

i notice in most of the (horrifying) nsfw chris draws.
the male is doing something mundane or is letting the girl do all the work.
is chris too lazy to even scissor his one true and honest lesbian love when the time comes?
theanswerisyes

Yes, he is.

Tomgirl isn't a real word, it's something that Chris made up. It means whatever Chris decides it means that day

Pretty much. It's basically an excuse for his past transvestitism.

 

[Tsukiko]

Anyone here heard of this guy Christian Weston Chandler? He recently got into trouble for spraying some dude with mace at a Gamestop, I think it would be pretty funny if someone started screwing with him, seems like a good lolcow. Can't find much past info on him sadly, just look up Christian Weston Chandler on Facebook.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Tomgirl isn't a real word, it's something that Chris made up. It means whatever Chris decides it means that day

most likely, the guy can't even keep his own made up words straight... because he's a lesbian

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

Do you think Chris will ever pursue a sex change? Let's assume he has the means and resources.

His disdain for his duck is well documented, but he still seems to enjoy the pleasure that comes from the male role of using his duck for penetration. I am sure he frequently masturbates as a typical male the same physical way before transitioning to a Christine. So while he outright disdains his duck, I think it's not entirely true and at least not the full story.

I think he would not pursue an operation because he will always require his duck for sexual pleasure and orgasm. So I think his disdain for his male parts is really only part of the Christine "character" identity - he needs to reject his duck "in character" so he can present himself as a true woman. But as most things go with Chris, it's doubtful he's really thought all of this through in careful reflection.

Does anyone have any thoughts on this? Please correct any wrong assumptions I've made - this has been on my mind lately.

 

[Marvin]

His disdain for his duck is well documented, but he still seems to enjoy the pleasure that comes from the male role of using his duck for penetration.

Not really. The best evidence for this that I can think of that suggests he enjoys penetration is when he was advertising to give his semen away to lesbian couples. He said he preferred a natural insemination. However, I would be inclined to think that he just thinks that "natural" is better than "artificial".

I am sure he frequently masturbates as a typical male the same physical way before transitioning to a Christine.

I think he would not pursue an operation because he will always require his duck for sexual pleasure and orgasm.

He doesn't. Chris has a very low libido. In his mid twenties, he seemed to think that masturbating twice a week was a lot. I don't think he masturbates much nowadays, if at all.

Additionally, he wears the strap on to hide away his dick. He also got the unclit that he planned to use to scissor with girls.

So while he outright disdains his duck, I think it's not entirely true and at least not the full story.

But as most things go with Chris, it's doubtful he's really thought all of this through in careful reflection.

While it's true that Chris hasn't thought through this very much, I think people overestimate the importance of the physical act to Chris. Chris' interest in sex is strangely mental. Chris is very excited about the idea of scissoring with lesbians with his taint. Actually getting his dick wet is a lot less excited.

It's not that Chris doesn't enjoy the physical act at all. Chris did enjoy his time with the hooker. But I think he enjoys playing dress up and socializing at impulse a lot more.

If a girl asked to fuck Chris tomorrow, would he turn her down? Almost certainly not. But I bet Chris would strongly try to push some scissoring action in there. "Can I awkwardly rub my unwashed taint on your crotch?" And even when it turns out to be really gross and physically unsatisfying for everyone involved, that's all Chris would talk about afterwards.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

Not really. The best evidence for this that I can think of that suggests he enjoys penetration is when he was advertising to give his semen away to lesbian couples. He said he preferred a natural insemination. However, I would be inclined to think that he just thinks that "natural" is better than "artificial".


He doesn't. Chris has a very low libido. In his mid twenties, he seemed to think that masturbating twice a week was a lot. I don't think he masturbates much nowadays, if at all.

Additionally, he wears the strap on to hide away his dick. He also got the unclit that he planned to use to scissor with girls.


While it's true that Chris hasn't thought through this very much, I think people overestimate the importance of the physical act to Chris. Chris' interest in sex is strangely mental. Chris is very excited about the idea of scissoring with lesbians with his taint. Actually getting his dick wet is a lot less excited.

It's not that Chris doesn't enjoy the physical act at all. Chris did enjoy his time with the hooker. But I think he enjoys playing dress up and socializing at impulse a lot more.

If a girl asked to fuck Chris tomorrow, would he turn her down? Almost certainly not. But I bet Chris would strongly try to push some scissoring action in there. "Can I awkwardly rub my unwashed taint on your crotch?" And even when it turns out to be really gross and physically unsatisfying for everyone involved, that's all Chris would talk about afterwards.

Thanks for the reply @Marvin . If there's any disagreement here, I think it's that I am not as convinced that Chris is a real tranny or at least as committed to it as you think he is. But that's another discussion. As for the strap-on and scissoring, thanks for bringing those up. Maybe he really is more committed to this than I thought. Whether he would prefer penetration vs. scissoring is a very interesting question!

 

[Lipitor]

Not really. The best evidence for this that I can think of that suggests he enjoys penetration is when he was advertising to give his semen away to lesbian couples. He said he preferred a natural insemination. However, I would be inclined to think that he just thinks that "natural" is better than "artificial".


He doesn't. Chris has a very low libido. In his mid twenties, he seemed to think that masturbating twice a week was a lot. I don't think he masturbates much nowadays, if at all.

Additionally, he wears the strap on to hide away his dick. He also got the unclit that he planned to use to scissor with girls.


While it's true that Chris hasn't thought through this very much, I think people overestimate the importance of the physical act to Chris. Chris' interest in sex is strangely mental. Chris is very excited about the idea of scissoring with lesbians with his taint. Actually getting his dick wet is a lot less excited.

It's not that Chris doesn't enjoy the physical act at all. Chris did enjoy his time with the hooker. But I think he enjoys playing dress up and socializing at impulse a lot more.

If a girl asked to fuck Chris tomorrow, would he turn her down? Almost certainly not. But I bet Chris would strongly try to push some scissoring action in there. "Can I awkwardly rub my unwashed taint on your crotch?" And even when it turns out to be really gross and physically unsatisfying for everyone involved, that's all Chris would talk about afterwards.

I'm just imagining Christian trying to scissor with a girl. He'd rub his taint on her pussy, but then shit himself midact. He'd just keep on rubbing his poop into her vagina. Gross dude.

 

[CornetteFace]

Well.... I was just about to have dinner but after Lipitor's post I think I'll wait a few hours

 

[Tsukiko]

I'm imagining Christian rubbing his taint on a girl's pussy and then shitting himself midact and rubbing his poop into her vagina

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'm just imagining Christian[...]

I think the "horrifying" rating should be open to everyone.

Additionally, he wears the strap on to hide away his dick.

I'm not surprised he still does that. I thought it was interesting how he depicted that in a comic without explaining it, obviously expecting others to immediately understand what's going on. Something about a lack of a theory of mind.

Tomgirl isn't a real word

I believe the real term is "nancy boy." Even if Chris is aware of that, I doubt he'd want to be referred to as MALE.