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A question I have is I wonder if he still thinks about some of the more obscure characters in the series. Like, I haven't seen much Silvana stuff ever since the comic stopped being worked on and she's like the craziest character ever lmao. I kind of wish I saw more of her.

For me the question is how he now feels about some of the plotlines, particularly the blatantly homophobic ones. The entirely run of Sonichu is (was?) available on his Facebook account, in sharp contrast to his supposed "gay pride." Silvana is a great example of how gender unconventionality = evil. I guess it's as with everything else in his life, he wants us to ignore his flaws and praise his creativity. I suppose if you asked him about it, he would blame the trolls for all the anti-gay propaganda in Sonichu. But he still wouldn't disown the comic.
 
I don't know if it's appropiate to ask this but... considering Chris' shitty health in general, and mostly his terrible eating habits, how come he doesn't suffer from a serious illness by this point? I've seen much healthier and/or younger people than him get infarts and things like that, which, when I see Chris, it doesn't make any sense to me.
Am I missing something here or is Chris not as unhealthy as we could assume?
 
I don't know if it's appropiate to ask this but... considering Chris' shitty health in general, and mostly his terrible eating habits, how come he doesn't suffer from a serious illness by this point? I've seen much healthier and/or younger people than him get infarts and things like that, which, when I see Chris, it doesn't make any sense to me.
Am I missing something here or is Chris not as unhealthy as we could assume?
It is sorta amazing he isn't bigger. He eats like shit and can only dance for a minute before having to sit down, so he clearly gets no exercise. He really is one lazy shit. His metabolism must be okay.
 
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It is sorta amazing he isn't bigger.
Indeed. Many people would be terribly obese with his eating habits, not Slaton Sisters-kind of obese but still, bigger than Chris' current state, but maybe he has an enviable metabolism (I hate to say that) which prevents that fate for now.
But, as his face shows, he really deteriorated a lot in only 10 years, so the effects of his lack of care may not show in his body (at least not 100%), but it shows everywhere else, face, skin, hair, etc.
 
Indeed. Many people would be terribly obese with his eating habits, not Slaton Sisters-kind of obese but still, bigger than Chris' current state, but maybe he has an enviable metabolism (I hate to say that) which prevents that fate for now.
But, as his face shows, he really deteriorated a lot in only 10 years, so the effects of his lack of care may not show in his body (at least not 100%), but it shows everywhere else, face, skin, hair, etc.
He has such skinny arms and legs, but such a huge face and core. He clearly barely spends any of his life walking. He pretty much walks to the car, to the restaurant and back. That's about it. I really want to get him on an eliptical on the lowest setting and see if he can make it to ten minutes. I really don't think he could.
 
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hello kiwi farms

i used the search function and didn't find anything, and i dunno if this is too far out of the scope of chris' universe (especially now) to merit any kind of consideration, but this article gives a bit of info on chris' extended family:

http://www.richmond.com/business/article_65314512-5a0f-5f81-8ea3-f3103f45326a.html

his niece is the centerpiece of the article:

Savannah Chandler performed a long list of tasks as an intern at Bon Secours Memorial Regional Medical Center during the past year.

“I stocked and sanitized equipment. I helped stock the stations and rooms, and I checked binders for corrections. ... I was shy at first. My confidence level got better,” she said.

Chandler was one of eight Hanover County students with autism who spent the past nine months working as interns in different areas of the hospital.

interestingly, the article refers to his half-brother as "allen." chris called this guy "Dr. David Alan Chandler" when he got his eyes checked like 11 years ago, so this is probably the article fucking up. regardless, turns out he goes by his middle name

Allen and Kim Chandler, Savannah’s parents, said the experience was beneficial because it was well-structured — mentors and staff treated it like a job and had high expectations of the interns.

bob's obit gives dr. chandler's wife's name as kimberly

http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/autisticcats /autism-society-central-virginia-5k-walkrun-2015

this should confirm that this is the same alan/savannah discussed in the article.

the only kind of interesting takeaway is that savannah has autism (she describes herself as high-functioning aspergers) too. i am not smart enough to understand the genetics behind autism but it does seem to run in families. also, unsurprisingly, dr. chandler and his family seem to have a much better grasp of how to handle a child on the spectrum and donate to the autism society of virginia.

again, sorry if this is either:

- too irrelevant

- too full of personal details

- been discussed already

but i figured it might be of interest to someone here, i dunno
 
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hello kiwi farms

i used the search function and didn't find anything, and i dunno if this is too far out of the scope of chris' universe (especially now) to merit any kind of consideration, but this article gives a bit of info on chris' extended family:

http://www.richmond.com/business/article_65314512-5a0f-5f81-8ea3-f3103f45326a.html

his niece is the centerpiece of the article:



interestingly, the article refers to his half-brother as "allen." chris called this guy "Dr. David Alan Chandler" when he got his eyes checked like 11 years ago, so this is probably the article fucking up. regardless, turns out he goes by his middle name



bob's obit gives dr. chandler's wife's name as kimberly

http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/autisticcats /autism-society-central-virginia-5k-walkrun-2015

this should confirm that this is the same alan/savannah discussed in the article.

the only kind of interesting takeaway is that savannah has autism (she describes herself as high-functioning aspergers) too. i am not smart enough to understand the genetics behind autism but it does seem to run in families.

again, sorry if this is either:

- too irrelevant

- too full of personal details

- been discussed already

but i figured it might be of interest to someone here, i dunno
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hello kiwi farms

i used the search function and didn't find anything, and i dunno if this is too far out of the scope of chris' universe (especially now) to merit any kind of consideration, but this article gives a bit of info on chris' extended family:

http://www.richmond.com/business/article_65314512-5a0f-5f81-8ea3-f3103f45326a.html

his niece is the centerpiece of the article:



interestingly, the article refers to his half-brother as "allen." chris called this guy "Dr. David Alan Chandler" when he got his eyes checked like 11 years ago, so this is probably the article fucking up. regardless, turns out he goes by his middle name



bob's obit gives dr. chandler's wife's name as kimberly

http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/autisticcats /autism-society-central-virginia-5k-walkrun-2015

this should confirm that this is the same alan/savannah discussed in the article.

the only kind of interesting takeaway is that savannah has autism (she describes herself as high-functioning aspergers) too. i am not smart enough to understand the genetics behind autism but it does seem to run in families. also, unsurprisingly, dr. chandler and his family seem to have a much better grasp of how to handle a child on the spectrum and donate to the autism society of virginia.

again, sorry if this is either:

- too irrelevant

- too full of personal details

- been discussed already

but i figured it might be of interest to someone here, i dunno


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That's an interesting find, all the names match up. Considering Chris' uncle is likely to be an opthalmologist, it would make sense he'd be able to help his daughter in the medical field. Chris might disown Savannah though, the second link says she has Aspergers.

One thing that has baffled me, Bob's other children seem relatively normal, successful if anything. It'd be impossible, but it'd be interesting to find out what they thought about him. They didn't turn up to his funeral afterall.
 
Thanks for the correction, I guess that suggests he didn't absolutely despise his father.

Maybe. Going to a funeral of an estranged family member is a complicated decision. A little while ago, a friend of mine was trying to make that very decision. On the one hand, you worry that if you don't go you will regret it. It's a statement you will never have the chance to take back. On the other hand, you don't neccessarily want to be perceived as making some sort of gesture. There will be people at the funeral who are aware of the estrangement, and you don't know how they will take it.

But the fact that Bob took Chris to him for an eye appointment seems to show that the relationship was more strained than gone.
 
But the fact that Bob took Chris to him for an eye appointment seems to show that the relationship was more strained than gone.

I thought it was Barb that took him to that appointment.

Edit, I just googled his name Dr David Alan Chandler the first result was the CWCik I know google stacks result based on your history but I feel bad for him that Chris's taint is so attached to his name.
 
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there's a little more in this rabbit hole about carol chandler, the daughter that didn't go to bob's funeral (and the one who's demonstrably more estranged).

so, working on the belief that dr. david alan chandler is alan chandler, we get this facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/alan.chandler.94?fref=photo

(everything we know about him matches to this--autistic daughter savannah, wife kim, opthalmologist, etc. also worth noting that he sips from the jesus juice pretty hard, believes global warming is a myth, supports that bakery that wouldn't make wedding cakes for lesbians, and thinks the duggar family represents one of the only displays of good "family values" on tv today. kek)

interestingly, he and his wife are friends with a "carol chandler" on facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/carol.chandler.104?pnref=friends.search

most of her stuff is hidden but two things are visible: a review of a pizza place in roan mountain, tennessee and her membership in this group:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/238219048027/?pnref=lhc

this is a facebook group for people who write the 20 bus on nashville, tennessee's MTA system. the 20 bus takes this route:

http://www.nashvillemta.org/maps/route20.pdf (map on page 2)

based on this picture we know that carol chandler was riding the #20 in nashville in early 2010

so, pausing for a minute: what do we know about carol chandler? the wiki gives us a birthdate of 1969 and, importantly, a job with the federal government in washington, dc. it also gives us a middle name of suzanne (reported by chris), attested to by bob's obituary in 2012. now, bob's mention of her to emily just says "my daughter's in washington". chris, for what it's worth, says she's in washington, dc in april of 2010 but implies that nobody in his immediate family has heard from her in quite some time.

her recorded receipt of the e. j. mcshane prize from UVA in 1988 (which, based on the CVs of other recipients, is awarded just before you finish undergrad as a math major) suggests that she should have received her PhD, assuming a standard track, sometime in the mid-90s. curiously, i can't find any evidence of a phd dissertation ever completed by a carol chandler in any math-related field, though whether dissertations are recorded online is usually up to the institution. it is also possible that she never actually got a PhD in math and chris is just wrong.

http://www.nrcs.usda.gov/wps/portal/nrcs/detail/tn/contact/state/?cid=nrcs141p2_016405

now, this gives us a Carol C. Chandler with a federal government (NRCS) job in nashville on the #20 line. based on this federal employee salary list, the only Carol Chandlers employed by the US gov't are a carol a. chandler in vancouver, washington; carol j. chandler in washington, and our carol c. chandler in nashville. no carol s. chandler on the payroll, unless she works for the postal service or an agency involved with national security.

so we have a bit of a challenge here: have alan and kim chandler friended the wrong carol? has chris (and whoever wrote the obit) completely fucked up her middle name? i don't think the entire alan/kim clan have all managed to friend the wrong carol, and i also don't think that such specific mention of Carol Suzanne Chandler (chris says this multiple times) is an error.

there is another option, though:

http://www.myrelatives.com/d/CAROL-CHANDLER/38313994

the address listed on this is ALSO on the #20 MTA line in nashville--it runs from inglewood to the downtown area. zillow reports that it was sold in 2014 so who knows if a carol s. chandler even lives there anymore. here's a check on that phone number, confirming a C S Chandler at this address with this phone number. one of the previous addresses also piqued my interest: sterling, va, a suburb of DC. zillow observes that this property was sold on 9/23/2003 and the nashville house was sold on 10/03/2003, so it's somewhat reasonable to see carol suzanne moving from the DC area in late 2003 to a new place in nashville. at this point, she's probably *not* with the federal government anymore.

note that some of the information on this myrelatives think is evidently culled from other sources and is fairly suspect--her age, for instance, seems to suggest she was born in 1964, not 1969.

so, tl;dr: i think Carol S. Chandler, estranged half-sister of chris, lives in nashville (or did up until last year) and is not employed by the federal government anymore. who knows what she's up to now.
 
there's a little more in this rabbit hole about carol chandler, the daughter that didn't go to bob's funeral (and the one who's demonstrably more estranged).

so, working on the belief that dr. david alan chandler is alan chandler, we get this facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/alan.chandler.94?fref=photo

(everything we know about him matches to this--autistic daughter savannah, wife kim, opthalmologist, etc. also worth noting that he sips from the jesus juice pretty hard, believes global warming is a myth, supports that bakery that wouldn't make wedding cakes for lesbians, and thinks the duggar family represents one of the only displays of good "family values" on tv today. kek)

interestingly, he and his wife are friends with a "carol chandler" on facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/carol.chandler.104?pnref=friends.search

most of her stuff is hidden but two things are visible: a review of a pizza place in roan mountain, tennessee and her membership in this group:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/238219048027/?pnref=lhc

this is a facebook group for people who write the 20 bus on nashville, tennessee's MTA system. the 20 bus takes this route:

http://www.nashvillemta.org/maps/route20.pdf (map on page 2)

based on this picture we know that carol chandler was riding the #20 in nashville in early 2010

so, pausing for a minute: what do we know about carol chandler? the wiki gives us a birthdate of 1969 and, importantly, a job with the federal government in washington, dc. it also gives us a middle name of suzanne (reported by chris), attested to by bob's obituary in 2012. now, bob's mention of her to emily just says "my daughter's in washington". chris, for what it's worth, says she's in washington, dc in april of 2010 but implies that nobody in his immediate family has heard from her in quite some time.

her recorded receipt of the e. j. mcshane prize from UVA in 1988 (which, based on the CVs of other recipients, is awarded just before you finish undergrad as a math major) suggests that she should have received her PhD, assuming a standard track, sometime in the mid-90s. curiously, i can't find any evidence of a phd dissertation ever completed by a carol chandler in any math-related field, though whether dissertations are recorded online is usually up to the institution. it is also possible that she never actually got a PhD in math and chris is just wrong.

http://www.nrcs.usda.gov/wps/portal/nrcs/detail/tn/contact/state/?cid=nrcs141p2_016405

now, this gives us a Carol C. Chandler with a federal government (NRCS) job in nashville on the #20 line[/url]. based on this federal employee salary list, the only Carol Chandlers employed by the US gov't are a carol a. chandler in vancouver, washington; carol j. chandler in washington, and our carol c. chandler in nashville. no carol s. chandler on the payroll, unless she works for the postal service or an agency involved with national security.

so we have a bit of a challenge here: have alan and kim chandler friended the wrong carol? has chris (and whoever wrote the obit) completely fucked up her middle name? i don't think the entire alan/kim/savannah clan have all managed to friend the wrong carol, and i also don't think that such specific mention of Carol Suzanne Chandler (chris says this multiple times) is an error.

there is another option, though:

http://www.myrelatives.com/d/CAROL-CHANDLER/38313994

the address listed on this is ALSO on the #20 MTA line in nashville--it runs from inglewood to the downtown area. zillow reports that it was sold in 2014 so who knows if a carol s. chandler even lives there anymore. here's a check on that phone number, confirming a C S Chandler at this address with this phone number. one of the previous addresses also piqued my interest: sterling, va, a suburb of DC. zillow observes that this property was sold on 9/23/2003 and the nashville house was sold on 10/03/2003, so it's somewhat reasonable to see carol suzanne moving from the DC area in late 2003 to a new place in nashville. at this point, she's probably *not* with the federal government anymore.

note that some of the information on this myrelatives think is evidently culled from other sources and is fairly suspect--her age, for instance, seems to suggest she was born in 1964, not 1969.

so, tl;dr: i think Carol S. Chandler, estranged half-sister of chris, lives in nashville (or did up until last year) and is not employed by the federal government anymore. who knows what she's up to now.

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(everything we know about him matches to this--autistic daughter savannah, wife kim, opthalmologist, etc. also worth noting that he sips from the jesus juice pretty hard, believes global warming is a myth, supports that bakery that wouldn't make wedding cakes for lesbians, and thinks the duggar family represents one of the only displays of good "family values" on tv today. kek)

Oh, wonderful, because that's exactly what the world needs, drunken autists breeding like rabbits.
 
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