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January Cyst said:
Is Weston his middle name or part of his last name?
If the former is true, Barb must have insisted not to let her royal heritage go to waste....
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It's his middle name. Barb insisted her stupid last name needed to preserved so everyone would know these natural born American citizens with no connection to their ancestry, were in fact British royalty. The only thing Chris has going for him that makes his claim to royal heritage even remotely believable is that he has poor genetics.

EDIT: how is anything in a thread called random thoughts off topic as long as it's tangentially related to CWC?
 
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lipitor said:
It's his middle name. Barb insisted her stupid last name needed to preserved so everyone would know these natural born American citizens with no connection to their ancestry, were in fact British royalty. The only thing Chris has going for him that makes his claim to royal heritage even remotely believable is that he has poor genetics.

EDIT: how is anything in a thread called random thoughts off topic as long as it's tangentially related to CWC?
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It's pretty common to use a mother's maiden name as a middle name. I see the appeal.

Chris claim to royal heritage may be true. We all have important ancestors. Whether or not Ann Boleyn is one of his is uncertain. But it is almost a certainty he is descended from every Roman emperor. That's true for anyone with mostly European ancestry.
 
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timtommy said:
It's pretty common to use a mother's maiden name as a middle name. I see the appeal.

Chris claim to royal heritage may be true. We all have important ancestors. Whether or not Ann Boleyn is one of his is uncertain. But it is almost a certainty he is descended from every Roman emperor. That's true for anyone with mostly European ancestry.
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I just think it's funny when white Americans make claims of royal European heritage. Like obviously your family wasn't important enough to stay where they were supposedly royalty and had to come to the US. I've heard people say they're descended from the king of Ireland before.

Also people who claim to be part Cherokee, but don't know a god damn thing about being Native American are equally laughed at over here. The Cherokee were tribe that assimilated/interbreed with Europeans the most, that's why a lot of Americans always say they're part Cherokee when bragging about their native american blood. But it's really not a big deal, because they are so separated from the culture it means nothing. I had this one girl at work who claimed she see things before they happened, cuz she was part Cherokee. Whitest girl you'd ever met.
 
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whitepaws said:
I was reading on the CWCKI about "A Week with Christian Chandler", and I noticed he gave his Ruckersville address as 46 Branchland Court (not 14). I wonder, why the discrepancy?
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For the same reason he gave out his address in the first place -he's impossibly foolish.
 
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I was reading on the CWCKI about "A Week with Christian Chandler", and I noticed he gave his Ruckersville address as 46 Branchland Court (not 14). I wonder, why the discrepancy?
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Just to clairfy. There are only like 4 homes on Branchland Court, so I don't think a 46 BLC even exists.
 
I've noticed a suspicious lack of Melon lately. Has he finally moved on? I'm guessing it has something to do with Anna not really paying attention to Chris either.
 
With the blue hair mod recently installed. What do you think will be Chris' next fashion statement/body modification?
 
lipitor said:
He really likes the SAW movies. I can't explain why, but I do know he's a fan.
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Just to add a bit from what he's said in the past he thinks the story is good. Like the twists and characters are well written and not a convoluted mess. Speaks to his standards for storytelling more than anything else.

Wouldn't be surprised if it tapped into a visceral "Take THAT bullies/trolls/jerks" part of his brain though.
 
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What are some events of Chris's life that never got adapted into Sonichu? I don't mean things like blarm campaign or Snyder, I mean things that happened during it's run that never got adapted.
 
asperhes said:
If someone asked Chris, right now, "Who is your best friend," what would he say?
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I feel really sorry for him at times, every one should have at least one real friend.

glutenfreebooty said:
I personally want an encore of the unclit. Chris needs to tell the world more about his lesbian soul vagina.
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Nha, that thing was dangerous it got infected and he repierced it with a safety pin. And he couldn't keep his hands off it so it migrated the less he abuses his body the better because he can't take care of himself as he stands let alone anything that takes effort to keep clean.
 
So is there any confirmation as to whether Chris is still with his "friends" at Impulse or have they finally ditched him? Just might explain the erratic posts he's been making these past few weeks.
 
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